You would think that an ancient witch like me would be able to solve that problem immediately, and I indeed have several magical ways to imprint my presence upon the Internet.

I'd never use them though because I am not a lesser mage who'd rely on magic to solve even the least of inconveniences.

Pro tip: when something can be solved without magic, do it without magic.

Unless you are in the mood to sell your soul to Hell then my office is always ready to welcome you we arrange only the best deals come to us and you will leave satisfied!

But otherwise, don't use magic if you can help it.

Anyway, this great witch spent most of the evening (the night I was too busy with rituals) and most of today too fixing the router.

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Computing technology is somewhat new, especially for someone like me, for whom 50 years ago is about as long ago as last week, but it's not like humanity has never come up with such toys before.

They usually end up destroying themselves and we have to restart humanity again though.

I've been voting for forcing humanity to stay at the pre-Bronze age to stop it from repeating over and over, and I will surely push my case this time around too, but I digress.

The point is, I have a surprising amount of competence when it comes to understanding electronics.

Of course, the schematics and such are different across civilizations, but the underlying principles are all the same.

So solving the Internet problem was no issue. No technology can stump this great witch!

My router now weeps bloody tears at night however, and I still can't understand what is causing it. Truly bizarre.

Oh well. It's not like it's that big of a problem. The blood tastes quite good, so I'll consider it a feature.

It doesn't seem to cause any problems for the traffic anyway.

I suffer unending pain please end me