Ah, this great witch is so tired! The Heavenly Host has really sent me on a terribly troublesome errand!

This great witch will write about it when she comes back from here.

It's a rare moment of rest that this great witch has managed to carve out for herself and she's spending it on writing this blog for you. You better be grateful!

Well, technically, I should not be able to connect to the Internet from here because laws of physics dictate the Internet connection does not reach other worlds in different Universes, but when has something like this ever stopped this great witch?

I would reply to your comments, but I don't have time. By the way, @iamnotabot, big hat! Who the Hell would choose "cauldron"?

Anyway, this great witch has decided to personally withhold today's reports from Sabrina and garbage-chan because I do not want anybody to steal my thunder when I post because of an unexpected variable occuring.

I have been following the blog along with you all because I wanted to see garbage-chan drown in despair and helplessness as she is eventually outsmarted and outperformed by my cutest Sabrina, as well as watch Sabrina hurt on a deep level as she personally destroys her beloved daughter-like protege.

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Their pain and suffering would be so, so sweet and delectable~!

But then Adara intervened.

Adara is the deputy leader of my coven and a witch with almost as much experience as myself.

She hails from an ancient barbarian territory that was conquered by the Roman Empire back in the day that is nowadays known as Jerusalem and she is unfortunate in the fact that she became a witch at around the same time as He Who Should Not Be Named arrived, right in her place.

This great witch saved her from eternal damnation and helped her get started as a witch because of my boundless compassion and she decided to follow me because of my natural charisma (and because I drew up an agreement to make her my vassal for 400 years).

We have worked on and off together since then and are the closest thing we both have to what is known between mortals as "friends".

Anyway, it turned out my decree was not effective on her and she was allowed to read my blog.

And she read it when she found out it existed.

And she read Sabrina boasting about garbage-chan like an idiot, so she became curious.

Anyway, both reports are about Adara swinging by and getting her nose in their business.

They have no idea what she wants, Sabrina is freaking out because she thinks Adara will ruin her plans, garbage-chan is confused.

I also haven't had time to get in touch with Adara and find out what she wants.

I'll find out later so it doesn't matter.

I'd let you read more of my wonderful writing but my time's running out.

Gotta go, bye, hugs and kisses!