“Jay please take me with you!”

Finally, Jay has come back and I immediately crawled to his foot to beg him to take me away from her.

“Uuuuh-“

He changed his gaze from mine to where Fedra was at.

“You can have him, I’ll hang out with Ash later. And maybe with Laylay and our unborn grandkid-“

She said while stretching her arms. Wait, so they do have a grandkid. But it’s probably not the guy who attacked us back then. I wonder what happened to him? When I woke up, he just disappeared, I hope he wasn’t killed just because of my fault.

Well, to be fair he attacked us after we explained it to him it was an accident. But still, why does that leave a bitter taste in my mouth?

“Can you give me access to that place? And what I meant by access, your-“

Before she can finish what she is trying to say, Jay rips out a pointing finger and passes it to Fedra as if they were in a basketball match.

“And don’t worry, I’ll be back in 1 million and 7 hundred thousand seconds in primordius time. I’ll just mess with the time there.”

While she was speaking, I stood up to my feet and patted my knees to remove the dirt that latched on my pants.

Also, why are they now using seconds to measure time? And she just used a new word for me “primordius”. I wonder what that is? Is it a guy who invented the time system where people use seconds? But why seconds exactly and why not the minute or hour?

“You’re right, why did I not think about that?”

Jay silently muttered, so he did come up with the seconds' system, so why name it “primordius”

“Eh? She didn’t teleport you to Primordius?”

Why is he asking me that? Doesn’t he have omniscience? I just shook my head as a response to his question. Suddenly out of nowhere, Fedra spoke out.

“Anyways, I’m leaving.”

A bright red light appeared beneath her foot. It was a magic circle and it was drawn using blood that just appeared out of nowhere. In an instant, Fedra disappeared seemingly being sucked inside the magic circle.

“So, since you still haven’t been to Primordius, shall we go there?”

I nodded my head, this may be a good field trip. I hope this doesn’t go bad like what happened to that place.

In an instant, we were teleported…. Why are we in space? I looked at the planet and why can I hear some sounds here? There is also what looks like a giant golden chain holding the planet as if it were a necklace.

Where even does this source of light come from? I looked around and saw no dots for stars or any sun. Wait what?

I activated my celestial eyes after noticing something and….huh?

“Oh, noticed it already?”

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That golden chain was in in fact a giant necklace with the planet being the jewel of a necklace. And the one wearing that necklace was an extremely giant Jay wearing obnoxious clothing, it is like he was wearing glitter. On top of it all up, he was wearing party shades. Huh? I can never forget this moment, seeing Jay in these types of clothing.

“Uuuuh Jay, why is there a giant you there?”

I am genuinely curious why in his infinite wisdom, he decided to make a giant version of himself wearing a planet as a necklace.

“That is what happens if a quintillion-year-old guy gets bored”

Huh, it seems the giant Jay is alive. It is even blinking, thankfully it does not release a single energy when moving, otherwise, it would be a disaster due to how big it is. Did Jay just stuff some meat inside of that statue to move it?

“What do you think I am? I am not weird enough to do that. That guy is my avatar”

Avatar? Like that movie, that animated series, or in video games?

“Kind of like a video game. For video games, those avatars are your incarnation and representation in that game. While in real life, they are your other incarnation in space, plane, or time”

Woah it sounds extremely useful…. Tho I wonder why the people who attacked us never got their avatars to gang up on us. Is the Jay I am accompanying an avatar?

“Because there is a certain way to kill the real person just by killing an avatar through the intersection”

Oh….. so it is absolutely worthless in battling a stronger opponent? In fact, bringing avatars seems like extra weight. Oh well, at least it still is good for getting information.

“Oh no, omnipresence and omniscience are better”

….. at least you can multitask with avatars.

“No, just cloning yourself and mind-controlling your clones is better. That way, you won’t have to annoy yourself in understanding the information your other self gets”

I’ve lost hope in avatars, why did Jay even make this giant Jay? Also, I just remembered him saying he will kill deities using his avatars, does that mean-

“Yep, I’ve gotten all the information the avatars sent me…. Don’t worry, I’m good at understanding information. No matter how complex it is, I will always understand it”

“You know, 8 octillion years ago, people still used avatars to battle each other. That was until Ashura, that nerd discovered the intersection-“

Oh “Ashura”, he is probably my sibling who got grounded. And did his own father just call him a nerd?

He suddenly clicked his tongue and began silently muttering in an annoyed tone.

“Dang it, thought I hid the existence of the intersection…. Oh well it was inevitable since it is Ash”

He switched to his regular tone once again as if turning a light switch.

“After he discovered it, he began spreading the existence of it by spreading books as if to annoy me. And if someone still uses avatars, he just targets the avatar. Pretty effective”

“Oh….”

“Back to avatars, it is still a good way to experience a downgraded omniscience and omnipresence but less annoying”

Oh right, about omniscience, I forgot to ask him this question that stuck to my mind, but I never got the proper chance to ask him.

“Do you have omniscience or not?”

There are some signs that show he has omniscience, but some of his actions also contradict that omniscience such as not knowing Fedra never teleported me here.

“Yes, and no. Yes because I can choose when I can get the information on what will happen in the future. And no because I occasionally wipe that information from memory because I do not like to be spoiled”

“Now then, let’s go there!”

He shouted while having his arm around my shoulders. In an instant, we were teleported into a table. We were now sitting in a luxurious restaurant it seems and a waiter that looks weird geometrically came to our table.

It came to our table and gave us a menu book. I opened the menu book, took a glance, and immediately shut it. I slowly opened it again and I was not hallucinating. I nibbled my tongue to really make sure, but clearly, I was not.

5 septillion Pr for a jug of any cold liquid and 20 nonillion Pr for a plate filled with food.

“Excuse me, is this a luxurious restaurant?”

I said in English since for some reason everyone speaks English here. What they are saying is probably just automatically translated in my head and they can just understand it.

“I'm sorry, but we are the opposite of that, the luxurious restaurant you may be talking about is 20 kilometers away from here”

“I see”

I do not want to think about what the prices would be in a luxurious restaurant here. I stood up from my table and told Jay “I’ll be going for a walk, and I am not really hungry”

I want to explore this planet on my own

“I’ll have 3 rolls of the most expensive cheese you have”

Jay just ordered cheese, is he gonna eat them all? But, it is not my concern, he can do whatever he wants with the cheese.

I exited the restaurant and began walking in the extremely crowded streets. Even the multidimensional beings here got stuck in traffic, now that is just hilarious.

I retrieved the contact lenses from my pockets and installed them in my eyes. I kept walking, and I only advanced 20 meters after 30 minutes…. Great. I saw a clothing shop to my left and entered the shop.

70 nonillion Pr for a simple hat with no enchantments. This planet is not expensive, it is a planet governed by inflation incarnate.

I finally decided to teleport, and for the second time I used teleportation on myself, I let out a sigh of relief. I did not teleport there, instead I teleported to my desired destination. The highest skyscraper on this planet.

Sadly, I landed on top of some other people because they were also thinking about the exact same thing. Half of the height in this skyscraper is because of the people teleporting to its top. This planet is ridiculous and exhausting.