"You can't enter your body?" The grim reaper shouted so loud that Jake thought he would lose his ears.
"Dude stop shouting, okay? Or you will damage my ears."
"I am shouting? You are saying that I am shouting? But I should ask you, why are 'you' not shouting? Do you even realize what is happening right now? Do you see how big of a problem you are in?" The Grim Reaper was exasperated as he looked at the casually standing Jake.
"Problem? What would be a problem is a damn dream?" Jake asked casually again.
The Grim Reaper almost lost his soul when he heard Jake. He gave him a blank look before asking, "Do you really think that this is all a dream? Are you an idiot?"
Jake was shocked at this 'sudden revelation' as he stood straight in a jerk and asked, "What? Is this not a dream? Then what the fuck is going on? You are saying that I am really seeing my own body laying on the operation table? Wait, you said that I am in a big problem? What exactly is going on here?"
Until now he did not understand anything that was going on. Hence the only reasonable explanation was that it was all a dream. Hence he was calm no matter what happened. But that is only until now.
The Grim reaper looked at Jake and took a deep breath, "Okay, looks like I need to tell you everything now."
"Of course you should tell me."
"Well, Jake Robberfeld, I am the grim reaper that was assigned with the work to escort your soul. But only after taking your soul out of your body, did I receive the news that there was a mistake and you were not supposed to die yet."
Jake did not react for a while and calmly blinked his eyes looking at the man in front of him while showing him a guilty look.
"So, you are saying that I did not die. But you still killed me. That's all?" Jake asked.
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"Um, you can't put it that way. But if you look at it from another way, it also looks pretty reasonable. But still you can't call a grim reaper a murderer that killed someone. It is our job to separate your soul from your body and escort it to the after life." The grim reaper continued speaking without giving a break.
Jake raised his hand, "Stop talking now. Is that the main point? Do I look like I care about the job of you grim reapers? The point should be me. ME. My life. I should still be alive now and you killed me. Give me my life back. I have to get all my money back. And I have so many other things to do in my life too. How dare you kill me?"
The Grim reaper subconsciously asked, "What other works do you have?"
"Huh? What do you mean by that question? Just look at me. I am such a handsome hunk in my early years and you have the heart to kill me? I didn't even have a girlfriend in my life. Let alone sleep with someone. I am still a virgin. Do you understand? Virgin. Which other man of my age would still be a virgin, huh? But I still am. Now you are responsible for taking my virginity."
"Wait a second. Why am I responsible for your virginity? I am a straight man, alright? I would never sleep with a man. Don't even think about that nonsense." The Grim Reaper instantly took a few steps back away from Jake so that he wouldn't be touched inappropriately.
"Fuck! When did I say that I want to sleep with you?" Jake was furious at the allegation.
"Didn't you just say that you want me to take responsibility for taking your virginity?"
"Dude! That is not what I meant okay? I am saying that you should give me back my body so that I can give my virginity for some hot and sexy beauty."
"Hot and sexy beauty? Sounds lewd. But do you have any such women that would be ready to sleep with you?" The grim reaper looked at Jake from head to toe as if he was seeing if he was capable of having a hot woman for himself.
Jake looked at his own body too and felt like he was hot enough to attract any type of woman to himself. After all, he is an infamous thief.
If he did not workout enough and maintain a good body, how could he be able to escape all the times he went for his grand level robberies?
"What is wrong with me? Why couldn't I get a woman?"
"Then why are you a virgin until now?" The grim reaper scoffed and released all the air of pride Jake had in himself with a simple needle.
"Tsk, what do you know? I am just busy getting my first love for myself and forgot about the second love." Jake shook his head and clicked his tongue but somehow it was not convincing enough. At least not to the eyes of the grim reaper.
"Your First love?"
Jake smiled and his smile showed how much love he had towards his first love as he softly spoke, "Money."