By the time we reached the city of dividedness, I had blue balls hell syndrome going on. The five girls were merciless in their attempts to seduce me. I actually cried when we finally reached the city proper and the three pain in my ass princesses were whisked away to their parents’ side.
Even though there really wasn’t any problems with the bandits, we still had to fight a few times with the wildlife. The biggest problem that I had to deal with was the girls trying to get me to agree on stuff I had no idea what the hell they were talking about.
Something about having a home with sounds of laughter. I still don’t get it, even after some of the men tried to explain it to me.
Must be a cultural thing.
Then there were the three princesses constantly asking questions about my old world. Once they got bored with that, they immediately started asking questions towards Aletha, the fox girl, Tiffany, the wolf girl, Tigrina, the tiger girl, Lily, the elf girl, and Jessica, the rabbit girl (why me?). Concerning things like are they pregnant yet, are they happily engaged, and so forth.
The former question caused quite the giggle fest from the women due to me awarding the planet with a face print.
So you can understand my absence of leave (unauthorized in the girls’ eyes) from the carriage we rode in. Until I noticed that they were talking to a woman in a white dress. Who sooo happen to be a cleric to their Goddess. Then I just cried like a baby for the next few days silently singing The Sounds of Silence. Knowing full well that I will not be given a chance to speak my peace about the matter.
At least I don’t think I will.
But meh. If that means I get to face pound 5 girls into the ground, my lips are sealed. I’m just glad they get along.
I also found out that I am the first human to ever set foot into this tri aligned kingdom. And from the talks I have been hearing, It might become the fourth since the people I rescued have vowed to follow me. Even into death.
Talk about creepy.
So back to me being at the entrance of one of the city-kingdoms with me crying like a little girl who is happy she is about to take a bath.
Don’t judge me!
After my well fought for bath, only because I had help from 5 sets of hands, I was holding my head high as I walked through the streets with the biggest shadow of my life. For I was being told directions to each of the girls’ families.
I don’t know why, but it felt like I was being led to a firing squad for an execution. The closer I got, the more the feeling became unbearable. And as soon as Aletha knocked on the door and a red-furred man opened it, cold sweats broke out all over my body.
After the happy reunion, that took until nightfall, they finally register me in their home. And by registering, I mean Aletha’s father was holding a sword to my throat trying to kill me. But Aletha was having none of it since she was pulling on his ear.
Ouch!
It took until near midnight for them to tell her parents about what transpired. Including how I left to go back to have one final talk with the slave dude and brought back the three missing Princesses. But when I was asked what we talked about, all I said was “we talked about his punishment for what I believed to be inhumane.”
I guess Robert, Aletha’s father, saw something in my eyes because he smiled savagely at me. All I could think about doing was bow my head slightly while raising my cup towards him.
After that interrogation, we went to sleep. Or should I say, they went to sleep. I had to continue to fight tooth and nail not to bone the shit out of them.
Why do women have to rub on us men when we are trying our damnedest to resist?
The next few days pretty much repeated the same thing, except for Lily’s parents. Instead of her father doing the attacking, it was her mother attacking me with a fucking frying pan of all things. Glad I have that healing ability.
Speaking of healing abilities, I turned to Lily’s mother and asked her if there is a library that can teach me the biology of the different races here. That got me a blank and confused stare from everyone.
“What is Biology?”
That is what their faces replied as.
Great! Now I need to touch rape the hell out of a bloody corpse just to see what I need to know.
Then out of nowhere, I got the impression that I can just place my finger on a person and learn their anatomy and biology all at once.
Where the hell was this magic at when I was in high school? I so would have aced those tests.
By the time I was finished what is practically magically raping Lily’s parents, I now had an understanding of a woman’s body that I knew I should have kept to myself. Even on my death bed. But since I am 100% male, when have I ever kept my mouth shut about such things?
“Cool! So that is how women produce their eggs!”
Next thing I notice, I am waking up the next day with a goose egg on the back of my head.
When I stumbled into the living area of the house, I can see all the women blushing heavily while glaring at me.
“What?”
“Nothing husband. Ha-ah” my five wives sighed in unison.
“It's okay girls. You will get him trained eventually” Ithilien, Lily’s mother, said to the girls in sympathy.
“Are you sure we can mother? He is even wilder than a wild Tigress out in the woods!” Aletha exclaimed causing both her parents to laugh.
It also caused me to straighten my back in pride. Even though I have no idea what the hell a wild Tigress is.
It also increases my already big headache from the amount of slaps I got on the back of my head.
“Well, you can always marry him early if you like.”
Ithilien's statement caused all my girls to shake their heads rapidly in a no gesture. And when the hell did I start considering them mine? I so lost my man card. I need to get it back somehow. Maybe choking a few of them with my sword?
For the next week, I was in a house buying daze. I had to go to the unoccupied side of the city-kingdoms just to get a place to live.
I got the biggest building at the center of the overall kingdom. Knowing that women loved the big open spaces to better sunlight. And also to play around at night. Hehe.
While looking around, I could only think that I will need a shit ton of people just to help keep this place clean. I even found a crystal ceramic ball thing in a very big room next to a chair that had 9 chairs behind it. Since I was already feeling tired, I sat in said chair and placed my hand on it to pick it up.
Instead, I got the feeling I just did something bad. Very bad. Me and my damn curiosity!
As soon as I touched the damn ball of doom, I could feel the section that I lived in. Including the forest and volcanic regions. That brought an interesting thought to mind.
Once my mind finished playing with different ideas for weapons and stuff, I focused my mind on the houses. Which began to fix themselves as if the were alive.
But the more they fixed themselves, the more tired I became. Not like being spent after a nights pleasure, but spent as if I just ran for a few miles.
Even the trees are becoming healthier. And the volcano that has been showing signs of activity has settled down. Giving enough warmth in the air to keep this place as a pleasurable 67 degrees.
Looking around further, I can see that I have a fucking lake the size of fucking Texas sitting a few miles south of my location. But when my thoughts turned to it becoming a river that flowed into the city with a good block sized moat, the land adjusted to my thoughts.
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That scared the ever living hell out of me. To the point that I even let go of the ball thing. Is it a fucking sims game ball, but for real life?
I’m sooo going to get in trouble with this! Going to need some beer to play though.
All the thoughts of turning the place into a paradise began to spring throughout my mind. Then I thought about all the gardens and stuff that I know women tend to love, but hate the upkeep on.
Shaking my head at the absurdity of it all, I just left our new home in hopes we can get this place into a home they will love. As for me, I just need a room that I can practice my craft and my martial abilities. Including the swordsmanship that I was taught but never really practiced.
Leaving through the portal, I had this feeling like someone was watching me. Someone that had neither the intentions of harming nor conversating. Like they just want to observe me.
Shrugging off the perverted creeper, I followed the girls to an inn that almost flat out rejected me until someone told them to do otherwise. When I was done bathing that day, they were all smiles and laughter. Someone must have told them something for them to behave like this.
Meh. Whatever.
That night, unbeknownst to me or anyone else, the quarter that I had just bought our new home at was changing.
The streets became smoother with elevated sidewalks similar to that of the late 19th century. So people have a place to walk while the carriages could go by. Two one way and two the opposite.
The sidewalks lifted roughly six inches from the ground, with a width of seven feet. Trees that overgrew the place began to reshape themselves into properly trimmed trees you would normally see at a mansion. But in its natural state instead of all the stupid looking animal ones.
The entire place still had that forest feel to it, but more open and exposed to the light. Except for the more dense area, which the trees turned into treehouses. The buildings themselves became similar to 2-4 story buildings that one would normally associate with the wealthy, and not the second or third class people. Victorian woodland style if one were to describe it.
As for the lake, a river began to draw near the inhabitance area. Going through the middle of the sectioned off kingdom. From the main river, smaller rivers began to form going to each neighborhood. Pooling into its own lakebed.
The main riverbed went straight for the castle, before creating an immense moat that soon sprouted moonlight water lilies. From the edge of the moat to the castle, the half-mile wide and 5-mile long area was remade into a seating area with flowerbeds of all types. Pink, sky blue, lavender, and all the other light colors that flowers can become are visible to the naked eye.
The stones of the castle went from a dark gray to a pearl white that glowed in the moonlight. The halls repaired themselves as well as the rooms. The upper room began to shift so that it can make additional room while creating a balcony that overlooks the territory it resides in.
Inside the volcano that everyone has neglected to look inside of, massive rooms are being cleaned and fixed. Rooms that only those who can withstand fire may live. Roughly 8 miles from the castle, the volcano that has been ready to erupt within a few months settles down after taking roughly 60% of Jeff’s stamina.
Deep within the volcano, however, is an area that only the demonic creatures can venture forth into. This place, known as the demon ward from the insignia that has been left untouched throughout time, becomes fully repaired.
Each and every household now has complete sewage systems along with running water. With the sewage line heading straight for the volcano and the water line heading out towards the farmland that is in between the castle city and the volcano itself.
Waking up the next morning, instead of feeling refreshed, I felt like utter shit. Don’t know why, but it might have to do with the fact that I went to sleep without eating. So fixing that little tidbit, I ordered the biggest helping of gravy and biscuits, with eggs, bacon, milk, and orange juice.
Everyone looked at me funny as I devoured it all in just a few minutes.
“I guess Jeff is the one carrying into term. How wonderful that a man has finally decided to take on that little tidbit of parenting” an elderly woman, who is having her morning cup of joe from the smell of it, said to the laughs of all the women and groans of men. Myself included.
Looking around, I could not see Tigrina nor the other anywhere. Asking around, I was informed that tonight before dinner I was to be wed.
Talk about being kicked in the nuts.
Not knowing what to do or wear, or if I have an escape route (judging by the parents of the girls I am to marry, I don’t). Thinking about my skills in magic, I set out in a fury to find a tailor that would not mind me using her shop for a little bit (why I thought only women ran tailor shops is beyond me).
Finding one on the outskirts of the beastmen city, I took only 2 hours to make a silk suit made of some sort of elven clothe that is supposed to be sturdy and able to take a hit or two. Using the Asian style casual suit mixed with the martial style clothes, I created a black top and bottom with a deep shade of maroon that looked similar to that of a metallic blood color for the buttons on the shirt.
I even made a long cape-like apparel that hangs from the waist going down to barely an inch off the ground.
On the back of the shirt, I for some odd reason put two different style swords crossing so that they make an X with a dual-sided scythe with 3 extra blades on each end. Also in the deep red color.
I could only blink in confusion as to why I made that.
Next, I went and found the jewelers area so I can make several rings of different kinds. One that represented the girls themselves, instead of a generic one.
But once the jeweler heard my request, he straight up laughed. Even double over holding his stomach at my audacity for forgetting until now. At least he did before looking back on fond memories of when he most likely did the same.
That part of my day took almost the enter time I had left. When I was finished hours later, I had a ring that looked just like that of a moon lily for Lily. Every petal of the flower is well defined. Even the glossy look that the white gold gave off just illuminated it even more. To top it off, I put on a pure amethyst that was a few shades lighter as to not kill the look of the ring.
The next ring I made had a feral look to it with a green emerald to match Tigrina’s eyes, but a bit more subdues as well as to not kill off the ring again. It was striped in such a way that it almost matched her fur color. How the hell I did that is beyond me. I even made a tigers head from what I remember of the Tigers back home, not knowing if there was one here or not.
For Tiffany’s ring, that one had a wolf’s head with a diamond in its mouth. Instead of white gold, I made a silver one polished to a shine. But that was after I made sure that weres can hold silver. Damn those stupid movies with weres allergic to silver!
Aletha got a ring with the look of a bushy fox tail and a blue sapphire. The only reason for the sapphire is because it is her favorite color. As for the busy tail, let's just say that I am in desperate need of some tail.
While Jessica is about to receive a ring that reminded me of the cotton ball of a rabbits tail. That one got a diamond as well since I have no clue if they even have a gemstone that can match her white eyes. But I do know she will kill me if she saw a pearl instead of a rock. The cotton ball I tried my damnedest to get it to look like a fucking budding flower. But it just made the cotton ball look more erotic. Giving me more bad thoughts of Jessica Rabbit.
Damn pervert brain!
Then I was whisked away to the temple near the district we are going to live in. From start to finish, all I had to say was either yes or I do. Simple enough. If that is the case, why the hell do males get so jittery?
An hour after the last guest walked in, the Elven Queen to be more precise, my brides came in wearing clothes that can only be described as night clothes.
Aletha wearing a red dress with it split in the middle all the way up to her abdomen. Showcasing her camel toe with just enough looseness to fire the imagination. The neck is cut low into the forbidden valley that makes you want to caress it.
Tiffany, what the most erotic of the bunch, had on the exact opposite dress. She had on the type of dress that you might actually see on a bride. But hers reminds me more of a porn star wedding dress than an actual conservative type. Even the damn tiara she is wearing makes her look like a predator looking for a mate the old fashion way – trials of might.
As for Lily, she looks like your typical elven fairy princess. A long silvery dress that goes down to her ankles that is loose enough to walk without revealing what lies underneath, but at the same time tight enough that all men are turning their brains to mush trying to figure out what lies beneath. Her 6 inch high heels, which raises her height that she is very subconscious about, blends perfectly with her dress.
Tigrina, however, looks like she is dressed for battle. How the hell a woman can make a black dress with a matching corset look like a Valkyrian battle armor is beyond me. She even has a blue rose vine thing going on throughout her hair. And the eyeshadow she is wearing… well, I just hope that it is just make-up and not a damn foyer novel.
Jessica… just imagine Jessica Rabbit with the ears and rabbit tail with silver hair with her red dress, and you pretty much can see what I am looking at.
Please put me out of my misery!
Not long after they were all walked down the rose covered carpet, we began the ceremony in full. I was still in such a shock as to how they were dressed that I almost missed the parts I needed to say.
"Why the fuck am I here again?" I whispered in growing horror.
"Just say 'yes.' Your life literally depends on saying that" the person of whom I have yet to have a name for whispers back.
"Easy for you to say! Your not the one with perverted thoughts about the five women standing in front of you making the hottest women back home look bad!"
“Just say it, you whore!” he whispers back in growing frustration, to which I whisper something back to him and say yes to the cleric presiding over my wedding.
That got narrowing smirks from everyone nearby. To which reminded me that they had excellent hearing.
Talking all my might not to facepalm, I finished to parts I needed to do. Happy wives means I can get laid more.
Once the ceremony was complete, I was attacked by them. I almost went full tilt with a killing spree, until I remembered the part where I had to make them submit if I wanted to rule the house. So I did what any sane man would do, I bent them over my knee and gave them a good spanking to increase the pleasure for later.
Damn, I’m good.
Next, I was taken to a place that had a circle, and I was told to stand in the middle and not to move.
Next thing I know, all the people had vegetables of some sort. The males were giving me this look of extreme jealousy as they tossed and caught the items they had. The women on the other hand… they had looks of extreme hatred. For what reasons I have no clue.
It couldn’t be from the spankings I gave the girls. I mean, they moan like crazy from it for christ's sake!
Then the throws commenced. Peppering me with vegetables that I had no clue even existed here. But damn sis some of them taste good!
Afterward, I had to get cleaned up and redressed so I could be there for something they called ‘branding the man’. Sounds painful. Think I will pass on that.
Thank any and all gods it was not what I thought it was. It was actually a walk to our new home in which the winner of the ‘fight’ would be given the key to the house. So you can imagine the surprise I got when we went through the opening into the forsaken part of the Kingdom.