The next day, after Fleur dropped him home, he made a diet plan that had salmon veggies, nuts and all other types of food, along with a list of prescribed workouts, courtesy of his sister.

When he told her that he wanted to lose weight, she looked sad and muttered something under her breath but then smiled and told him she'd help him as best as she could. Fleur's strange reaction aside, he was quite excited for this. If it were before, he never would've had any motivation to better himself but now he was brimming with enthusiasm.

Last night he had ordered some exercise equipment but those wouldn't be here until tomorrow, he couldn't wait until then.

Starting with warm-up exercises, he stretched and did jumping jacks to get loose, his body instinctively moving on its own. Then followed pushups, sit-ups and jogging around his yard.

~BOOF!~ was the sound of Faer falling on his ass as he gasped for air. He was soaked from head to toe like he just stepped out of the shower with clothes on. No matter how you looked at him, he was a mess and the smell emitting from his drenched clothes was disgusting.

Panting heavily he tried to stand up, but his knees buckled and he toppled back down. What a Humpty Dumpty, he thought.

Checking the time and noticing it was around noon, he was startled! Had he really exercised for four hours?!

A screen then popped into view. This was going to be a thing, wasn't it?

"Way to go fatso! I feel tired just looking at you. Don't expect to be chatting like this with me all the time OK? ("You're the one who popped up out of nowhere in the first place!" was what Faer was thinking.) So since I decided on you as my entertainment, why don't we make it a little more interesting? Did you play video games? Yeah, you were one of those NEET's huh? ("Why does it seem like this God was a little bit childish? And oi! Don’t be sifting through people’s memories all willy nilly!) You'll have a status screen that will show your progress and the more you do, the more you gain. Alright, I'm off. Keep working hard!"

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Status

Name: Faer Pryor-Blixt (Mensa)

Race: Fairy (Fruity! lol)

Title: Humpty Dumpty

Level: 2

HP: 4019/5000

Strength: 6

Dexterity: 5

Intelligence: 10

Luck: 100

Charm: -3

Skills:

Regeneration

Unending talent

Oi oi oi! This whole status was bugged. What's this fruity lol?! And that title?! Is my charm -3? My mother! is this a joke?! And what's up with this regeneration? Does this mean I'll gain the weight back when I lose it? God! What the heck are you doing?!

Although this was quite hard to accept, it was evident he could do nothing to change it. Who knew if his stats were good or not since he had nothing to compare it to? The only thing that could be done at the moment was to continue on. Three months were the time limit he gave himself to complete his transformation. Like a butterfly coming out of a cocoon.

The screen popped up again.

"Fruity! lol."

"Goddddddddddddddddddddddddd!"

Anyways, he'd have to do his best to increase his stats.

The fatty Faer exercised unceasingly, jogging every day then exercising on the machines right after, he was in a state of perpetual agony but still, he kept on.

In the beginning, it was really hard but as time passed it became easier to finish the workouts, and like so three months passed by.

Standing in front of a full-length mirror with only shorts on, Faer, who was over 300 lbs before, had become sculpted after exercising nonstop for three months. It was unbelievable; it was like he switched bodies with someone else.

The arms that were so flabby they'd shake just by him breathing were now muscular! The huge belly that made it unable to see his lower half was completely gone. In its place was abs sharp enough to cut glass. He even had that V all the girls went crazy over! Even his face became contoured with cheekbones chiseled enough to give the gods a run for their money.

Dazzlingly damp silver hair that stuck to his face, that sharp nose and those plump pink lips. What really stood out the most though were his two different colored eyes of red and blue. Faer was so alluring that if anyone saw him right now they'd have nosebleeds for days.

"I did it! I should be a little bit attractive now! Surely my looks won't hinder me anymore right?" Faer, who couldn't even notice his mega hotness and his oozing pheromones, spoke to himself while running his hands over his six pack. Seriously.

Somewhere, Gods eyes were rolling at this dense dummy.