This has been a boring couple of days.

I have been following this human for

Weeks?

Time can be hard to tell when you have lived for as long as I have.

And nothing is happening.

Sometimes wildlife attacks us.

Which I, in my great might, easily deal with.

Turning into the human verbally insulting me.

Why?

I do not know.

The human should be thankful...

But to be honest

I do not really understand anything about the human.

She is, indeed.

Peculiar.

Anyway, back to the point

These few days have been boring.

But boredom does not really bother me anymore.

Though

Somehow

Someway

I kinda

Assumed that

The human would

Entertain me

More than she already has.

...

... 

Maybe I should leave?

It is not like I have a reason to stay.

I could just..

Erm...

...

I should give her a little more time before deciding

Yeah, I am the kindest after all.

Oh

Wait, what did the human say?

Something about staying for the day?

To craft?

Not that again

Those puny arrows will not even harm a fly.

#Thunk#

Oh, or maybe it would

First time I see something impressive from this, human

“Impressive human. If this was the first time meeting you, I would consider you worthy of facing me in battle”

The human responded, saying something about. 

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Thanking me?

I really did not care, I do not feel like listening.

The human is kind of.

Blunt?

Rude?

Impolite? 

Maybe all mixed into one.

I mean, no one has ever done that.

Talked to me like that

Not even my Dragon brethren.

Even my enemies were honorable with their words

Wait

The human is aiming the bow at me

Is she seriously considering this?

Is this

A call for battle?

Has she gained a wish for death?

#Swoosh#

And it flew directly over my head.

You

Infuriating

Human

…

Well, two can play that game.

“HEY! Dont blow your flames at me! You could have killed me!”

Hehehe

It would have been a glorious death.

“I merely aimed above your head. Like some certain human did”

“Shut up! You damn well know that if I hadn't dodged, I would have had no hair right now!”

Hair?

Who cares?

“Not my problem. Only basic creatures care about hair. Glorius creatures, such as me, has no need for such filth.”

“Poo on you too. I actually really like my hair. Thank you very much. So unless you want me to rip off your scales, I will have to ask you to never do that again. ”

“Pfff, like you, human, could de-scale me”

“IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT, I CAN DO ANYTHING!”

Yeah, sure human.

…

Hmm.

Those words sounded absurd,

Yet

Somehow

They do not feel absurd.

Very interesting.

“Hey, mister dragon, I’m going to hit the bed... I mean ground, so you take watch okay?”

“Have you ever taken watch?”

“Nope! GOODNIGHT!”

And there she goes

I should stop getting surprised.

Well, I have never actually been keeping watch

I just kinda

Fly up and sleep myself.

But somehow,

I never wake up to a dead body.

Maybe her talent is luck?

The gods might have blessed this human.

I would not be surprised if it was that insulting god of chaos.

He is nothing but a pain in the ass for everyone involved.

Although, his subjects are often more fanatic, more. Chaotic.

This human does not strike me as fanatic.

Maybe crazy, yes.

But not fanatic.

Wait

Something is coming

…

Ha

Hahaha!

HAHAHAHA!

Look at that!

It’s rat people!

A very interesting race indeed.

Very social and nice

Although no one likes them-

But considering their hideous exterior and a tendency to absolutely swell in numbers, destroying any local fauna in the process.

I can understand why the lower races hate them.

But me. I find them intriguing.

Even after going through several mass extinction events.

They never die out.

Even us Dragons

Once tried to exterminate them

But to no avail.

You have to respect an enemy that will not die.

Anyway, what are they doing here?

I have never heard of rat people populating forests.

Though, that never stopped them from populating deserts, nor oceans.

Even I, have a hard time understanding that one.

Hmmmm

They are moving towards the human.

Now they are...

Dancing?

Are they seriously dancing around her?

Is this like a mating ritual?

Did rat people not have their own mates to ma-

Hmm, no.

Now they are binding the human

And carrying her away

...

The human promised something interesting

And I have to give it to her

She has not failed to deliver

This is interesting.

Let us see what happens next.