Oh, Human

I did not think I would admit this

But you are entertaining.

Oh Human

I would have never thought you would bring me such entertainment.

I am glad that I joined you on your little

Adventure.

It has been nothing but entertaining.

Even after considering how little respect you show to me.

But.

I do think

I do really think.

I would not feel such entertainment from your failures if you were not such a pain in the ass.

Oh Human

This is absolutely

And positively

Entertaining.

 After our little

Let us call it

Verbal disagreement.

I soared through the sky

Letting my...

Wish for freedom roam a bit.

And as I soared

Letting my flames float freely

Letting my roar shake the very foundation of the sky

Killing all those daring to stay close to me.

I noticed something

Something rather

Weird.

I found myself bored

Flying around this planet

This

Prison.

Flying at dizzying speeds

Faster than the eye could perceive

Seeing sights that a mortal would die for

But still

I found myself

Bored.

 Eventually, I stopped.

Searching

Searching for that stupid, Human.

Even after what she did

I still want her-

...

She still needs to fulfill her promise.

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A promise of adventure

Something I have already had my fill off

But somehow

This time it feels different.

She might-

No

She will bring me a new adventure.

A new

Experience.

And so far

She has been so

So very entertaining.

After coming back,

I let her

In my great grace and wisdom

Hug me.

Something I have never received from another species

And it was

Nice.

Oddly, she felt

Warm?

How?

I do not know

I. Do. Not, know.

Very interesting.

But

Then she continued

Continuing her verbal harassment

Which I found oddly

Reassuring?

I do not know.

I think.

I might have been reassured that she held on to her stupidity.

She told me of wounds

Of how she almost died

How that

Aggravating Faun

Almost killed her.

But yet, she remains friends with him?

I do not understand.

I do not understand HER

Even Someone as great as me.

And I admit it

Do not understand her.

She is a puzzle

A puzzle I need to solve

A puzzle I will solve

I just need time.

Something I have, and will always have.

Except for now

For she, in her stupidity

Almost died.

Time that she almost ripped out of me, by almost dying,

By maybe.

Changing

Becoming a new puzzle

A puzzle that wont

Entertain me.

If you do

I will rip your very soul out of you.

Human.

Oh

Ohohoho

Well, look at that

I know this Faun

Such a little rascal

One of the few I liked

She has grown

In both power and age.

I remember how brave she was

A worthy priest

Worthy to be called dragon-born

But alas

Such things would not be for we-

No.

No...

Do not think about that.

Bad memories.

This place

It only brings bad memories.

Human, please do your business quickly here

I rather be somewhere else.

Somewhere with-

Oh wait.

Oh

Ha

Haha

HAHAHAHAHA

HUMAN

OH MY

You have once again entertained me.

The sheer volume of your stupidity is astounding

How one lone Human can be this stupid baffles me

Maybe this is the biggest piece of the puzzle?

Her stupidity?

Oh Hahaha

Human

Telling the fauns who I am.

You have made a mistake far greater than you probably understand.

But maybe

She will be lucky.

I only recognise two faces in this small chamber.

The others seem young

Too young to remember the time of dragons.

And I would know

My memory is flawless.

Human

Let us see what you do.

How you, and these Fauns, react

This will surely

Surely be

Very entertaining.