When a mythical creature strikes like God’s-own-wrath and takes out the airplane Joshua is on, he is unwillingly ripped from his ordinary life on Earth and thrust into a strange and dangerous land where a shockingly high percentage of things are out to eat him—or worse. With nothing but the divine equivalent of a pat on the back and an inscrutable tourist guidebook to aid him, he’ll have to figure out how to make use of the strange gift he was given if he wants his new life to be measured in a timescale greater than hours. Join him as he learns which foods will fill him up and which will make him explode; which flowers to pluck and which to stick to admiring from a distance; explores lost dungeons home to nefarious deeds; and faces off against reincarnating monsters, hungry kobolds, obsessed goblins, wildly misnamed gods, and a secretive consortium with an astoundingly plausible plan to take over the world. And that’s all before he ranks up even once. New chapters 3x/week.