Day 0 - Mountain
I briefly explained to her everything that happen to me and I am not sure why but she looked at me like I was a mental case
It's not like it is my fault I am in an insane situation!!!!!
That's what I wanted to say when she gave me that look
Luckily she didn't run to the woods since it's know that insane people are dangerous(especially people capable of one punching a dragon)
Well, I am still not sure this is a dream or an illusion caused by drugs, but I don't tell her that or I will look even more insane
Not like been naked, bathed in blood and brains, with the strength to kill a dragon, with no memory and one insane story after the other helped in my plea of not insane
"Hey, wake up!"(liza)
"Sorry, I was lost in thought"(me)
"Yeah, I notice. So what do we do now?"(Liza)
What do we do now......
"Good question"(me)
I guess I should take a bath and get some cloth or anyone that see me bloody and naked will ran for their life or try to kill me
" I guess I need a bath and some clothes, any ideas?"(me)
The idea took her by surprise but after taking a second look at me and blushing a little when looking down, she noded in agreement
"There is a river near, we were camping over there for the convenience whïen the dragon suddenly appeared, I guess you can take a bath while I look for something you can wear from the remains"(Liza)
"Sure"(me)
"Wait a sec, what about the dragon!?"(Liza)
"We can come back later for it, it isn't going anywhere"(me)
Some time later - mountain
Who would have known? dragon blood is really hard to wash off
And I mean annoyingly hard to wash off
I have been even using rooks to rubber it out of my skin(after 3 tries since they broke if I graved them a little hard) and the bloody thing doesn't come off!!!
I even took so long that Liza found me some cloth and now is looking in amusement
"Enjoying the show?"(me)
"Every second of it"(Liza) said while smiling a little
"At least act a little ashame!!"(me)
Seriously, does the best man have not decency? Says the guy that walked around naked without a care in the world.....
Do I really need to answer my own retorts!?
Maybe I was a comedian in my old life?
Probably not, blowing a dragon's head with one punch is more amusement(or scary) then funny
"Hey, why looking depressed now?"(Liza)
"Sorry, just thinking about it. And should you be acting a little down!?your friends just died!"(me)
I kinda felt like an a-s the second I said it, but it was really bothering me
Aaand, instead of showing a sad face, she just shrugged
"Like I said, it's not the first time, we just live that kind of life. If I wasn't ready, I wouldn't be doing this kind of job"(Liza)
Wow! I guess she is though then she looks
"Besides? Now I don't have to share the reward :-P"(Liza)
............
Why did you have to destroy my good impression of you!!!!!!!!
"Did you know? Your face is really easy to read"(Liza)
---!!
Was she messing with me? Or not? It's really hard to tell
And for some reason, I even feel a little nostalgic
Am I getting some of my memory back!?
Nope, nothing
sometime later - mountain
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"I guess this is as good as it gets, at least the clothes fit me"(me)
Dragon blood is REALLY hard to wash
"Too bad, I liked seen you naked"(Liza)
"Thanks, I guess...."(me)
I really don't know if I should feel embarrassed or flattered, but I am really starting to feel this girl is a serious pervert, and probably an S, among other things
"Well, you look nice enough on those clothes but you still look liza a carrot, so maybe we should cover your head with something"(Liza)
****** dragon
"Any ideas?"(me)
"Well... I do have one, but you are not going to like it"
after walking for a bit - mountain
******* dragon with his ******* scales that needs to be taken by hand because he is a ******** big eater and I need to open his ******* stomach
"Here is a knife, so open it and careful with the blood"(Liza)
"Thanks"(me)
Now let's see, since I rip off most of his scales, the knife shouldn't bend
Let's start opening from here....
Careful careful
Blood!!!!
Did anything get splashed over me?
Nope, safe. I really don't want to change cloth or take another bath
Now, let see if I can find the stomach......
Here
Let's open it up....
Ugh!
Well, I shouldn't be surprised, it is a stomach in the end
"Did you find it?"(Liza)
"Yep. Hey, why so far away?"(me)
Before I realized, she was really far away from me
"Well, It's not like you are opening a present, and I don't feel like seeing the surprise"(Liza)
"Thanks for the support...."(me)
"Sheesh, don't be so melodramatic, it's not like it makes a difference if I am here or there"(Liza)
Should I include shameless on the list of personality traits with a pervert, cold hearted and S?
Yeahhh, let's include it
"Soooo, did you find the helmet?"(Liza)
"Yep, with what is left of your friend, want me to do something about him?"(me)
"Just take the ID on his neck if it's still there, we can get a reward for it, the rest is useless"(Liza)
At least you could bury him or something....
Not like I fill like digging graves right now
"What do we do with the dragon?"(me)
"The meat is valuable, but we can't exactly carry a ton over to the nearest city. We should take a proof of the subjugation and the most valuable parts we can carry back"(Liza)
"What should we take as proof ?"(me)
"Usually, the head would work, but since you smashed it to the moon, the heart should work as a replacement"(Liza)
"Why not the scales?"(me)
"Since they look the same after 20 years, it's hard to prove they are fresh and not bought from a merchant or got somewhere else"(Liza) said while she shrug
Oh well, I guess I will have to pull off more scales and take the heart
Wait wait wait wait
If I can kill a dragon with one punch, can I carry it too?
a few hours later - city
I know I washed my self and put some clothes so I don't look like a psychopath as soon as I reach a town. I even put on a helmet over my head so it would be harder to see my whole face all red
But for the looks of things, I think people would have been less scared of me if I showed all bloody and naked instead of dragging a f-king dragon behind me....