So, Godfrey have my minions fixed up the basement for the summoning.

Of course, they have you were out for 4 hours’ kid. I guess I shouldn’t be that surprised about that at this point, so let’s go get some more minions.

So basement it is. I stand in the little pentagram after placing a pot of gold in the other one. Then I do the whole demon chanting think and poof there’s a leprechaun, green suit, hat and everything kind of cool I think. So little warlock at least you provided me a pot of gold. So, what can I do for you mister summoner?

I need a butler I say.

Ohh a continual contract I  only serve the wealthy, in that capacity a single pot of gold is not enough mister warlock.

Well I have more gold I’m also highly rich in this worlds currency, so I could get a lot more gold and the name is Nathan. Only for Gotfrey to follow up with he also just killed of an inquisitor cell and acquired there weaponry and a holly grimoire Godfrey states. and I’m Godfrey a legendary class grimoire.

I have another grimoire the dwarf said a could get a dragon from one of those, I totally want a dragon I say. Well you can probably only get a white dragon egg, for a lesser holy grimoire Godfrey follows up. Hmm what’s a  white egg I’m not doing some shitty holly dragon I want a cool one I say.

Well lord Nathan a white egg is not holly it’s an ice dragon, and I can deal whit that kind of wealth if you can kill of people like that and take their wealth I guess you will become a lot richer. we can probably also acquire a lot more gold from holy weaponry and Armor on the black market a lot of practitioner’s love too corrupt such stuff and if you have a lot of money from this world you can probably trade it for a lot of gold, since the magic community lacks this world currency if the rumours about a merger being correct. Also mi lord I’m Alfred.

The rumours a true about that. And I guess you can deal with the whole trading thingy you are probably better at it that me. And what do you mean with the whole lord thingy?

Well lord Nathan as a higher-class demon I have too recognise a warlock with a legendary class grimoire as a lord. And thank you for allowing me to take care of your wealth I promise to take well care of it. Also my lord a dragon gets quite large in time are you sure you have the room even if you have the ability to bind that class of dragon with lord Godfrey.

Well there’s a bomb shelter at the opposite side of site of the mansion and you could just have the imps expand it I say.

Well of course lord Nathan imps are highly useful creatures u should summon more, but what is this bomb shelter you speak of. Only for Godfrey too answer it’s a fortified underground room, designed to withstand a type of explosive technological air strike. Hmm technology so crude but useful I will probably have to hire a dwarven work team we will need a quite huge place too eventually hold an adult dragon, we will also need some kind of gate too let it out at some point.

You do what you got to do Alfred how do you even feed a dragon and hatch a dragon egg.

Well a dragon just needs natural mana and since there’s a minor leyline above your dwelling it will keep it feed for a while although we will have to make a major soul powered ritual to divert other leylines to make it a major crossing, might make a few natural disasters but you are a warlock so it shouldn’t really do much too your reputation my lord, and too hatch a dragon egg you need gold and its natural element says Alfred.

Hmm divert leylines sounds complicated, and natural disasters I don’t really want too destroy my local city.

Oh my lord the disasters would be far away and with a legendary grimoire int shouldn’t be that bad, the biggest problem is the amount of souls needed my lord you might want to postpone it.

I see the souls won’t really be a problem and as long as it won’t destroy my local city, a few tsunamis and earthquakes doesn’t really bother me that much it’s not like I haven’t killed a lot of people already. But wont it cause me a shit storm Godfrey?

It won’t really be that bad kid the leylines are still very unstable from the merger so whit a bit of politics and becoming a truly powerful warlock, the whole dragon will also help a lot those things are kind of scary. also you might want to bind the leprechaun now. And get going with the imps Godfrey says.

Oh grimoires and dragons my lord you are certainly more interesting than I thought Alfred follows up with.

Alfred says a series of demonic words followed by I wilily bind myself too my summoner. Then Godfrey replies in demonic, and I feel the new connection and Alfred flies of. Em Godfrey what was that. Well he willingly bound himself makes him much more controllable he would have to be directly bound too you otherwise considering how high levelled a leprechaun I only really had you summon one duo too your wealth in comparison to your age unless you gain more wealth continually we will have too unbind and banish him, leprechauns are highly good at special and illusion magic. Which makes them the perfect traders, they are even found highly useful in hell among the demon lords and therefore normally very old, that’s not the case for Alfred luckily since it makes him jobless, hence the willingly binding.  Also there immense magic power makes them even more powerful than most battle demons that you will have to bind yourself when you get more powerful.

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I get on with summoning, and soon 15 imps are bound too Godfrey.

I Spent the next week relaxing practising magic, life magic, how too probably use Godfrey which was fucking annoying, how to use my aura tattoos to better use my other elements trough them, using lightning especially black lightning and relaxing. Also turns out soul magic is not that useful for any combat stuff I couldn’t really figure out anything new to use it for. Alfred came home whit my dragon egg that we decided to place in my now enchanted freezer full of gold. Godfrey made me channel pretty much my entire reserve into the egg every night using life magic, at least it made me sleep very well. Turns out It will take a couple weeks for it too hatch even with all the life energy speeding it up.at which point I’m going to have too bind it I spend some time figuring out a name and I was pretty proud of what I came up with. I feel like Alfred kind of understated what a dwarven work crew is a hundred seems like a lot but apparently, he wanted a large wall around the compound too and a moat and stuff. The whole building stuff went insanely fast, dwarfs with earth magic are pretty much insanely efficient. No surprise they can hollow out mountains. Godfrey and Alfred pretty much teamed up against me whit the whole giant wall and moat I didn’t really see how a moat would be useful in the 21 century. and it It seems incredibly paranoid too me but I guess them being from a medieval world makes them a bit biased about such things. At least it will look cool which ads too the whole evil  warlock look and they didn’t build a giant tower like in lord of the rings so whatever. not that I think it will be useful in any way probably just a big waste of money. I didn’t really see how I could afford it until I asked Alfred he said that he had converted 96% of my money too gold and that the knight stuff had sold incredibly well, apparently the various armies of the world desperately needed magical weaponry so they had a literal bidding war. I wasn’t really happy about the whole 96% thingy but Alfred was pretty adamant about it, what do I know I guess he can trade it back if needed. Ibrahim came by whit the new black Mercedes that we had too enchant, also we gave him the whole personal shielding and he did get a gun not a very impressive one but still a gun. He was truly impressed by the new castle like structure, he didn’t look that happy about the gigantic car park looking gate, but I explained that it was for a dragon he laughed and told me that as long as I keep the demons away from him he doesn’t really care if I have a demon zoo. I didn’t bother trying to convince him otherwise . We also enchanted his new house and I met his family nice friendly people not at all judging of me despite the whole evil warlock look Afghanistan must really suck.

Godfrey also made me enchant this giant crystal metal ball thing that Alfred bought, with a giant ritual, runes and soul magic using my last soul from the bible people turns out it became like the magical version of an ai, kind of cool. They placed it on top of the house in a big metal box saying it’s going to power the runic defence, and these cool looking metal gargoyle golems that I had to do annoying big rituals too enchant with runes and bind them to the ai. Turns out the crystal metal thingy was going to draw power from the major waypoint we spent like 5 days making. the ritual literally cowered the entire compound and a shitload of ingredients witch at least isn’t that expensive. The imps and Alfred captured a lot of magic animals even bought some too sacrifice, they might also have kidnaped a lot of homeless people, criminals and junkie’s kind of a public service really, even If it got in the news and Nathaniel having too come up with a stupid explanation blaming earthlings witch it kind of was. I also had to get naked for the ritual be cowered in blood and even more disgusting stuff. Then there was the whole chanting thingy that Alfred and the demons joined in on they even recruited some fey creatures too help after they where contractually bound too silence about It, at least we didn’t have to do it for the dwarves them being done already. It also had to be done on a full moon that we had to wait 3 days for. The chanting took like 10 minutes followed by a shitload of people and animals dying seems a bit over the top evil too me but I guess it’s already done I’m probably not going to sleep well and I might need a shitload of alcohol too get over it. Then there was the classic smoke followed by a small earth quake and I lightning storm that hit the metal container on the roof 16 times the whole not being local thingy was a bit of an understatement but it turned out that stuff was truly local like 2 square miles local, although there was bigger disasters as long away as Denmark although only relatively small earthquakes and tsunamis though a lot of people may have died again not my proudest moment.

I woke up with the biggest hangover of my life, so I went to the kitchen and combined some life magic with some purging thingy from Godfrey followed by him laughing at me.

I got some breakfast, only to be interrupted by Alfred and Godfrey yelling at me that I had to come to the bomb shelter, the egg was hatching so as the teenager I am, I ran the fastest I had done in my life. The fridge was shaking so I went to open it, just too be yelled at again that we needed to do the ritual so I got going too the pentagram and started doing the ritual chant ending in simcalabim. Then I had to name him so I said alcosanero magonas delsenaroca., and the finishing on the best dragon name ever………