Time skip after giving Ibrahim the paperwork and his new card, I give him directions from my intent based tracking magic, too find a magic bar or whatever. Another time skip a shitload of stupid comments about my behaviour from Ibrahim and Godfrey and finally I’m walking into a bar, the best moment of my entire day going through that door, I felt like the guy from Shawshank redemption.

Not really surprising since I have the whole, detect magic thingy going on  proves kind of annoying pretty girls turning into trolls, also there’s like a lot of weird thingies like frog looking people gnomish people, goblin’s and shit. Only about half of the people in there is human looking and some of, those have auras to. Naturally as the perfect gentleman I am. I just walk up to the bartender not commenting about the freaks. The bartenders turns out to be a dwarf like lord of the rings dwarf. he’s even called Glob... something… Ironfist. That’s so cool I’m like Gandalf or more like Saruman being evil I think. while ordering a double whisky and asking him about the magic trading ground. Turns out its underground downtown in the fucking sewer, why a fucking sewer you may ask, goblins would be the answer. Later I arrive at the sewer entrance taking my money and godfrey with me, 2 orcs are outside asking for money to enter, so naturally I throw fireballs in their face because I’m a badass warlock. Godfreys only comment was im pretty sure that they weren’t shaking you down, but just asking for entrance money. I just continue walking into the sewer ignoring him what would he know, there’s frogmen everywhere chasing rats so annoying. a random wall whit an aura appears. Ok Godfrey what’s up with the glowing wall. Just put some force in the push kid as in mana. so, I do and I’m thrilled when it opens up like the one in harry potter, such cool, much impressed. Turns out the shopping district is not all fine and dandy like in harry potter though. pretty much a shit hole lots of ugly critters, ugly building only the occasional hot girl too, distract from it all, although even they have magic auras or pointed ears and stuff still nice too look at.

So where are we going Godfrey? Magic store kid how hard is it? Well there’s like a shitload of shops, Jims wand shop. Beacherybli, something alchemicals, oh Rocksmashers emporium, naturally I go for that, because dwarfs are awesome.

So, human what can I do for you?

Well I need a few things I give him a list that I made with Godfrey with magic components I also need suits, gold and a cool staff I answer.

Well I can do all of that but suits? I guess I know a guy down the street, that can come fix that up for you but isn’t robes more wizardly and what kind of staff do you want, classic ironwood or maybe something more exotic, hex hearth wood says Rocksmasher.

I’m a warlock not a wizard, I want black suits, and an iron rod staff also I need like a magic wallet thingy.

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Okay lord warlock, I will get right on that, what kind of iron rod do you want you don’t need a focus as a warlock, not that I would dare question a warlock about magic mi lord he says looking scared.

Don’t worry I’m chill and no despite being a total badass, I did not know that, so now I want a rod that spews lightning like that Zeus guy.

Lightning like Zeus doable but highly expensive?

Don’t worry I’m rich my dwarven friend. I light up a cigarette while the dwarf finds my stuff and gets some gnome guy, too take measurements for my suits surprisingly they come with the stuff in like 10 minutes.

That will be 600 parkos for the magical gods, 2 parkosa for the suits sir, you might wanna get a back of holding for 10 parkosa sir.

Yes, back of holding too, I say to the gnome who starts packing my stuff, leaving my new wallet on the counter along with a suit. Soo rod, books and gold?

He goes to the back room and comes forward whit a book and a wooden case. He opens the case showing a 30 cm rod that seems too fit in the hand grip and everything I’m such a genius a staff I make great decisions although it’s more of a wand, but who cares it spews lightning totally badass. We only have one book about soul magic and its 50 parkosa sir, the rod is 250 parkosa with the strap. Strap? oh of course sir it’s so it can be drawn from under your jacket. Only for my amazing follow-up statement that’s so James bond.

Naturally the dwarf only looks at me weirdly, so I say Okay what’s the rate on parkosa my friend?

Well its I000 parkos magic silver coins for 1 parkosa magic gold coins’ sir.

Okay magic coins not just gold and silver, so how much can I get for this opening the suit case.

With wide eyes, he says well I will get Boba (the gnome) to count the money, and you can probaply get a dragon for a grimoire that size.

A dragon that’s truly tempting Mr dwarf. Only for Godfrey too say annoyed, im worth much more than a dragon dwarf... well that can be discussed Godfrey I’m pretty sure a dragon won’t give you lip.

No but it will give you teeth kid. Touché Godfrey touché so no Mr dwarf sadly it’s not for sale.

Well of course lord warlock having counted the money its about 1000 parkosa sir after your purchases. Only for Godfrey too state its more like 1500 dwarf. now stop annoying the friendly dwarf, dwarves are awesome lord of the rings, they don’t cheat people.

Sr sir but he’s kind of right haggling excluded its about 1200, and thank you lord but I don’t really know what lord of the rings is. Only too be followed by Godfreys predictably, I told you so comment.

Well whatever, this is getting boring would you kindly pack my stuff and fill my wallet, you can throw out my old clothes and the suitcase. Of course, sir and soon I am ready to go, cool clothes, magic rod, that’s not compensating for anything under my jacket. disappointing looking back over my shoulder with Godfrey in. turns out that makes him happy says it’s like being on drunks, Well that’s one more problem solved x by getting Godfrey of my back. After tipping the dwarf, I was on my way I was soon back home. Gary sitting on the couch watching TV. he got the others to get the stuff in order, I also throw the totally stoned Godfrey on the couch too get a good night’s sleep.