Ok call the housekeeper go to school get magic stuff and buy large quantities of alcohol and food then summon evil demon stuff.

Are you retarded kid you have no personal shielding or attack magic you also have no affiliation too an enclave so you also lack political protection. Do you want to be fucked by some bible thumper’s. and go to school What are Tallking about you are a rich warlock? You need to train so get your housekeeper to buy you stuff, we are going to be making a list by the way, then you are going to fire the housekeeper, and get you some useful and loyal servants.

Why would I fire a perfectly good housekeeper, the whole quitting school is not a bad idea though and when do I get too leave the house I said.

You are going to fire the housekeeper because you can never trust poor powerless humans. lesser demons on the other hand has to do whatever you say and they are going to be jumping up and down, to please you since they are snacks in the underworld. Getting a leprechaun is a priority too. And the whole leaving the house thing, is when you are not weak as shit Godfrey said.

Ok fine get powerful and stuff I’m not exactly opposed to the idea I am a teenager, but whats with the leprechaun.

Good I’m finally getting through that thick head of yours. A leprechaun is not a fey creature under the rainbow, but protecting a pot of gold is not far from the truth they are greed demons. Which makes them a perfect butler for a rich kid with a mansion, although you might still want to hide a pot of gold in the basement or something to make it happy, and no that’s not a joke, so get your ass moving kid Godfrey said in an annoyed tone.

Soo like a poor little servant too the mighty book, I wrote down what he wanted then went to the phone and called the school too quiet. And made Ann get the stuff I needed. Then Godfrey the slavedriver got me too practice magic. Later when ann came by whit my stuff I gave her the money said that I needed to cancel the contract she naturally got a bit mad but nothing a little money couldn’t fix.

Then I went to the stupid book put my hand on it Godfrey startet laughing evily, then my mind exploded and I passed out on the couch.

When I woke up it felt A fond of new knowledge in my head but as Godfrey said I really needed too practice it too gain anything out of it.

So kid did you sleep well dident really seem all that nice, now get some food and take me to the basement we are going to summon some demons muhaha came from the book.

You really need to practice your evil laugh Godfrey I only got a grunt in response, so I went too get something too eat and took Godfrey too the always so comfy basement.

So, I thought this would be the part where I do an epic training montage with cool music and shit but reality was much more boring.

So how do you do the whole demon summoning I always wanted too see a lepracon.

Well you see kid when I told you that you would need a pot of gold i was actually serious, so we will start with some old-fashioned studying, would you turn to page 203 and get your notebook and pencil out Godfrey said.

Dude you? Book? Whatever its empty, how would I know what page I was on, and you didn’t say anything about a notebook and pencil.

That’s because I was fucking with you kid he said, and the book opened and turned to a seemingly random page on which words started appearing runes and diagrams appeared too.

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Ok whatever how do I even know Atlantean Godfrey seems odly convenient.

Its part of the merger and no its not ecsactly odly convenient, theres like a shitload of magical languages so not really. but it is kind of weird hence we are going to check your heritage on top of your affinities.

So, I might have merged with some kind of magic creature I seem perfectly human too me.

Well you look like shit too me kid, but what would I know about appearance’s I’m a beautiful shinny book powered by the power of friendship, magic and glitter. And the hole being human you are probably only 10 or 20 % something so it wouldn’t really show kid.

Ok ignoring the twinkle star reference how exactly do we do this?

Ten minutes of boring explanation later. Ok Godfrey so I need to draw these runes in this patern outside of the pentagram, then place my blood in the bowl along with vinegar and some incense sticks in also seemingly random places by the way how is the vinegar helpful.

Well the vinegar isn’t really necessary but I like vinegar and I can’t eat it anymore, so you better got danm use it. But back on the topic yes pretty much. So get going kid.

Ok I guess I will get going. half an hour later, totally not because of my shitty drawing skills, I place the vinegar cut my hand like some emo and say what Godfrey insist is the magical words simsalabim.

There’s a puff of smoke in the middle of the circle and a shit load of smoke appears and then a lot of weird, word/rune looking stuff appears in the pentagram and some colours and stuff.

This seems exceptionally complicated Godfrey, does everyone use this metod. Of course not you just have shitty ingredients.

Back on topic that’s pretty decent, you got a minor affinity for life, a decent one for fire and corruption, surprisingly you also have an exceptional affinity for soul bordering on sorcery level. So Woo you just levelled up. The fact that you have an affinity for soul and corruption is pretty ridiculous considering how rare soul sorcery is, the corruption less so since you where flacked as a warlock. Turns out you are like 11% percent phoenix hence the fire and life stuff, not that those affinities are rare or anything, this thos explain your ridiculous mana regeneration and how your wounds are already closed. Also it turns out that the atlantian isent random, you are probaply a decendent of the guy who destroyed the place.

Cool 11% phoenix I knew I was a total badass and now I’m invincible.

Well invincible is a bit of an overstatement you are pretty much just goanna heal better, not really age, and regenerate your reserves faster you are also not going to start pulling gigantic fire balls out your ass, you just regenerate your reserves faster, they are not that much bigger so while you won’t run out unless you do something really big, which is pretty convenient. also there might be other small stuff. Getting back to the epic training montage I’m going to teach you a bit of mage craft kid.

Well I don’t find being immortal too be an overstatement and, what do you mean mage craft I thought I was a warlock Godfrey?

Mage craft is just the direct manipulation of the elements kid, a mage is someone who primarily use that. Getting back on track look at page 413 he says laughing the book rapidly changing pages.

Do you even need to change page I say I only get the cringeworthy, no but its cooler.

So, I decide to look at the page luckily,  or probably intentionally its in Atlantean. There’s a couple of power words that apparently helps call up the elements and other stuff.

inumbrass dark magic power word.

firuas fire magic power word.

librano heal magic.

Ok so I just say the magic words and it happens or whatever?

No this is the theory training you are going to have too practice in the back yard later. Also the power words are only necesary in the begining, and when you wanna pull out Big stuff. so put your hand on the book kid.

I don’t really like where this is going but I do it anyways, the words are Quite literally seared into my brain or at least it feels that way. Was that really necessary Godfrey.

We don’t want you forgetting the stuff in the middle of combat do you want to spend a few hours memorising it he says. Kind of I respond. Stop whining kid, ok moving on he says the book turning pages again and a lot of diagrams/runes appear. I read the Atlantean and it pretty much translates into .

light spell activation. lumon

common energy shield spell. Activation shail.

miscellaneous personal warding, passive effects mind effects, tracing magic, and scrying, resistance too curse magic and voodoo, and such things. Reveal magic spell, tracking spell. And some weird intent based connecter thingy.

Ok why is it diagrams and runes doesn’t seem spell like, besides, the power words and don’t I need an affinity and stuff I say.

That’s because its neither spells nor power words you can read right, its says activation you suck at spell work so we are going to do it with spell circles/enchantment so call a guy that can do tattoos Godfrey says.