"List of accomplishments can be found on a blank piece of paper."

Everyday zooms by like another step whenever I walk. Not much thought is put into it, yet I stick with the stagnant routine.

"Activities include emptying bottles of liquor, staring at a computer screen for long periods of time, walking outside, and spending time drinking coffee at a cafe."

If you ever think of any questions with “What the fuck,” being the only answer, I suggest to simply stop.

"Number of visits to the doctor: lost count."

Walking on the planet for twenty-six years and ending up like this.

"Favorite birthday cake flavor: chocolate. With vanilla buttercream frosting."

They make no sense at all, so why linger on it?

"Asks many questions but receives very few answers."

Honestly, most people I have gotten surrounded by never stood out to me.

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"Introverted and is not very social."

Just forget about the whole passion thing.

"Not on good terms with parents."

Shut up... Be quiet... Why can nobody leave me alone?

"Said to have been bullied in school. May have caused trauma."

The one person who ever gave me hope. The one person who cared for what I do.

"Did not have many friends."

Just have to be patient for good times to come!

"Favorite drink: White Russian."

Everybody else simply drowned from the high volume. They get buried and never dug out.

"Despite having done poorly getting involved in social circles, became a 'party animal' in college."

The night is settling.

"Dropped out of college as marks began to come in."

They told me I had something, I was destined to do and be something great.

"Sleeps for ten, maybe fourteen hours on days off work."

Life is one giant hassle. Weight that crushes your feet into the earth as one struggles to take another step.

"Smokes half a pack a day."

None of this is my fault! It is everybody around me!

"Health condition: could be better."

...Get out of my goddamn face.

"If you say so."