{Karen the Goddess of Justice}

Karen the Goddess of Justice sat at the dinner table pecking at her phone. She was scrolling through several worlds. That bastard Alex was screwing with one of her favorite ones. She was still pissed at him for turning down that pretty human girl. That girl was a noble and human so naturally by right of birth she should be in the right and far better than the animals he was sleeping with and to make matters worse, the way she had been turned down was the same way that Marcus turned Karen down. She wanted to build worlds with him, but instead of being with her, he chose Lucy the Goddess of Luck. Karen frowned at the pair cuddled up on the other side of the booth. They were so lovey dovey. It should be her next to him. It wasn’t fair and because it was so close to Alex and Luhea that it made her mad. She swiped and sent some space junk at him. Steven the God of Foresight looked up at her and frowned.

“Not nice Karen.” She tried to look innocent as she looked at the thin nerdy boy. He had thick glasses that made his brown eyes look huge. To add to that he had a huge nose. He was a nerd.

“What?” She asked sweetly.

“If that wasn’t you then you won’t mind me doing this.” He swiped and the space junk missed flying into the sun. Inwardly she raged at him, but she couldn’t say anything.

“We all need to do something about this fuck up Alex.” She said looking around the table.

“No, we don’t.” Steven said. “For once I have no idea what is going to happen.”

“You just say that because you want to watch him fuck those animals.” She sneered at him.

“No. Also beast-kin aren’t animals.”

“They are. The races shouldn’t mix,” she said proudly. “Also, we can’t do our normal trick of just toss kids at him until he gets bogged down with families. Animals and People can’t mix.”

“I don’t care what he does.” Harold the God of Knowledge said. He was a far too skinny boy wearing clearly fake elf ears. They looked like something a child would buy at a dollar store.

“I know if it’s not one of your elves, you don’t care,” Karen shot back. He just shrugged and went back to looking at his phone.

“I’d be okay with parting with a fertility potion recipe that could give him kids in exchange for my elves getting the knowledge of that two core engines thing,” he said with a shrug.

“I can do that. I still owe you guys for screwing that,” Susan the Goddess of Love coughed “Screwing up that thing with Luhea. I just had an idea of the brave pilot and the aloof mechanic. It would have made for a beautiful love story.” Karen rolled her eyes at the slut. Susan had made a planet with almost every god and goddess. She had even slept with a few of the old ones. Speaking of which, a blob of tentacles floated up to them dressed in a stained apron. It slid a plate of chili cheese fries on to the table.

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“That will be fifty souls please.” It said holding out a tentacle. Karen briefly wondered what those tentacles would feel like but shook off the idea. Steven held out a coin that had a number printed on it. The Eldritch god took the coin, split it in half, eating one, he handed the other half to the cook. The gods and goddess picked at the plate of food. They all were in their mid to late teens by the standards of gods. Her mind went back to idea of Marcus the God of Thieves. What would a world look like if it was formed of noble thieves? Would they be short like his gnomes or tall like her humans? She looked down and saw Susan touching her hand.

“Susan. No powers on us? You know the rules.” she scolded the slut.

“But you look like you really need to get laid.” Susan pouted.

“Back to Alex. I say remove his magic,” Karen said, wanting to get back on topic.

“Hell no,” Steven said.

“I want to see what else he can give my elves,” Harold added.

“I think he’s cute,” Susan said. “Why just not make it to where he can’t get other skills or magic?” That actually wasn’t a bad idea.

“I can agree with that.” They nodded and moved on to other worlds. A war had broken out on three of their worlds that needed to be ended before those worlds were ended. They hated wiping worlds, but it did happen all the time. Across the diner sat a group of emo looking kids glaring at them. One of the dark gods made a rude gesture at Karen and she wrinkled her nose at him. He was kind of cute though.

{Lady Hena Gotyhos Tovoear}

Hena lay in her bed, a viewing orb on her nightstand. It showed that new thing they were calling a Dire Knight. It looked so sexy. One hand was on her long ear and the other was much lower under the covers. She was dreaming of the sexy female elf who had made that Knight. It looked like nothing that had ever been seen in this world before. Only a female elf could have done that. She would have to find her and make her hers. She growled softly thinking of going down on her future lover while she forced her to explain all the features of that new Knight. Making her writhe and squirm as she pushed her fingers in. This Savage was clearly an elf. That mask was enchanted to make her look like a man. It was a poor disguise as no male human was that thin. She could see how thin her future lover was even under the bulky clothes. She was getting close again. She had already come so many times just watching the recording over and over. Watching that wolf rip things apart and then the video shifted to show her new lover with a cute white-haired bunny standing behind her. That one looked tasty too. She wondered if her new lover would force that bunny to join them. It was so hot that it pushed her over the edge and she found her sheets soaking again. With a wave of her hand, the stain was magically cleaned up. She would have to take a break. Soon she would send her servants out to find her lost love. She sat up quickly when a window popped into her mind.

THE GODDESS OF LOVE HAS HEARD YOUR PLIGHT AND SEEN FIT TO GIVE YOU THE SKILL HEART’S CALLING. YOU ARE NOW ABLE TO KNOW THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOUR HEART’S DESIRE. USE THIS SKILL WISELY.

Even the gods knew that her new elf lover needed her. She tried the skill and felt a pull to the southwest. Her lover was waiting for her there. She would have to leave in the morning to find her.