I looked over at the two golden strings, connecting the two trees on either side of the river. i pondered a while how i was going to make my web. i was only a human, how could i possibly know how to make a spiderweb? ´argh... what do i do? i could make a zig-zag pattern, but i mean... im a spider now. shouldnt i know how to make spiderwebs like, by instinct?´ i scuttled about, pondering wether to make a normal spiderweb or a zig-zag one. after a while i just started thinking about nonesense. ´Hourglass, weve got a problem. what web do we make?´ just that type of nonesense. ´i wonder what type of spider i am anyways...´ 

´huh?´ i exclaimed surprised. after that, i regained my senses and answered ´yes?´ 

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Species: Nephila Clavipes Spiderling

Abilities: -Goldie-    -Evolution (0/10)-

Exp: 0/10

´... dafuq is Nephila Clavipes... what a wierd name, sounds like Clavier. uh, Black? cant tell me that? no? well, shit.´

´well, well, well! and yes, hit meh!´

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´banana... WHAT THE HELL`

i shuffled around angry, before thinking for a moment. ´hmmm... orb weaver... meaning i weave orbs? no way, no way. its probobly the normal type of circle web. like the one my mother had. ´ i decided to make an orb web, becouse i was a "Golden Orb Weaver", after all. 

i began by shuffeling out to the middle of the upper thread. i released some or Goldie, and fell to the thread below. ´huuuuuuu... that was scary man... on to the next one!´ i fastened Goldie to Goldie and realeased some more Goldie. then i went back to Leif, climbed back to the level of the first thread, climbed one again to the middle, realeased and fastened Goldie to Goldie in an angle. i continued this until i was so hungry i could barely move. right now it was only a construcktion, and the thin Goldie connecting the construction web was still not there. i proseeded to sit in the middle, comepleately unmoving.

´pah... now im both hungry and tired... guess i dont have unlimited Goldie... but i do wonder what that -Evolution- was for...´ i sat in the middle thinking about what my life had come to. 

suddently, a vibration spread scross the incomplete web. ´w-w-w-what is happening?!´ i looked at the source of the vibrations and gasped as i was what seemed to be a fly, even bigger then me. i slowly approached it, moving my four usable legs. ´w-w-what the hell am i gonna doooooooooo´ i looked at the fly which was currently jumebed up the golden strings. as it wiggled and struggled, it only got more entangeled. i approached it carefully, until i reached its back. ´d-do i bite it? but im just a spiderling! do i even have fangs?!´ i looked at where my mouth should be, and well, there was ONLY a pair of fangs. and a pair of tiny legs, but as i had no way to contril them, i simply ignored them.

´s-should i just open my mouth? eh, l-lets try!´ i opened my mouth wide, an my fangs parted. i shoved my face into the back of the fly, and spit onto him.