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nothing happened. i walked around the net, but i felt no different. when i compared myself to the flies, i was just as small as before. ´... no growth?´ i shuffled about, and proceeded the day as you might expect. i added more layers to the web, ate some, and as no new insects had gotten stuck, no new exp. after a while, it got a bit colder and i figured the sun must be going down. ´huh, guess ill be sleeping now...´ i went to the middle, and positioned myself like a spider would.

the night went by with no abrupt visitors, and i got a good nights sleep. ´moooooorning...´ i streched my five limbs, and went to a smaller fly to eat. ´wait, what is...´ as i came closer, i realized it had gotten smaller than before. the full bag was now slightly smaller than me, and i tapped it slightly. ´wait... do i grow when i sleep...?´ i looked at my three arms, and wiggeled them in front of the now dead fly. ´i mean, i guess that is nice... but id rather grow when im awake...´ i moved back to the center after eating, and sat still in a drowsy state. 

as i had finally entered "spider mode" i felt a vibration in the web. but it didnt really feel like a vibration, more like an earthquake. ´s-shit! dont tear my net down, i worked so hard on this!´ i quickly ran over to whatever was causing it, only to find a most bizzare creature. it looked a bit like an overgrown lice, and it had a brown hue. the think that stuck out wasent this, no, it was the pincers. it had two scorpion like arms with giant pincers. these arms were about half as long as the creature itself. ´whoa, what the fuck are you´ as i came closer, the picer which were not fastened to Goldie, tried to pinch me. of course, i was to far off to actually be hurt, but i imagined how much being pinched by one of those would hurt. ´hold on, how did you even...´ even stranger, it had no wings.

as i was wondering how the hell it had even gotten to my web, another earthquake ran through my web. as i looked over, i saw another one. this one had gotten tangeled up, and was unable to move. i left the other one alone, and i went over to the new one. right as i was about to grab him, one of his pincers cut the Goldie holding it, and tried to attack me. i jumped back in the nick of time. ´whoa whoa whoa, dont you dare, you fake scorpion (Psuedoscorpion, actually)!´ i went behind him instead, and sprayed Goldie on him until he was unable to move. i then picked him up, and before he was able to pinch me, i span him around. finally, he was wrapped up nice and tight, ´Venom Fang, biach!´ i bit him, and when i felt his body going limp, i stuck him to the net.

as i felt two more earthquakes, instead of going up and taking them out, i instead ignored them. ´what is this, The Book Of The Damned?´ that was, until i saw what was causing this rain of fake scorpions. a giant beetle, black with red, orange and green patterns flew by my web, and setteled down on Leif. the wierd part of it, was the fact that it had really long forearms. they were longer then the beetle itself. as it landed, five or six fake scorpions shuffeled off, and a few of them saw me. they rushed towards me, and got stuck in the web. all whilst i was just staring at them. the beetle started burying itself into Leif ´hey! the fuck are you doing to Leif?!´ i ran to the edge of my web, only to find the fake scorpions running at me. ´shit! dont attack me, i dont want any trouble!´ i evaded them, only to find them getting stuck in my web. ´stupid fuckers...´

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as my hands were full killing off fake scorpions, the beetle had completely burrowed inside Leif. ´fuck, the beetle!´ as i had finnished off the final beetle, i rushed back to Leif, and went to the hole. only now did i realize, that the beetle was about ten times my size. ´holy fuck im so dead´ but i did have some smarts. before leaving, ´E-Enzyme Spray!´ but instead of injekting the beatle, i shot it straight at him. Lennon turned around, and looked at me dead in the eye. i immidietly turned tail and ran. ´f-fuck off Lennon, i dont want your love!´ the beatle tapped after me, but stopped when i jumped up on the web. ´ha ha! cant catch me, now can you?´ the beatle unfolded its wings and shook off some tiny ass fake scorpions and red balls. ´o-oh shit, im not a little girl, Lennon!´ 

the beatles wings started flapping, and soon it was off the ground. ´fuuuuuuuuck!´ i ran through the web, until i reached the middle. the beatle hovered right in front of me, and the long legs reached out for me. ´heck no!´ i shot some Goldie on the legs, and started pulling him in. the beatle tried to fly away, but i fastened Goldie to the web, which is quite the material. i had estimated it to be as strong, if not stronger, then steel. i shot a few more strings at Lennon, and affixed them further and further from the first one, which pulled him closer and closer to the web.

´fuck yea! Chapman should see you!´ as i had finally made his long as fuck forearms touch the web, soon his actuall body followed. as to not make his wings rip the web, i sprayed some Enzymes on them, which melted them slightly, incapacitating him. after that, pulling him in was only a battle of strings and kunning. of course, since i was once one of the most intelligent species, i won. 

finally, his huge body had gotten put in the web. the only thing i was worried about was how to string him up. ´hmm, how do i do this... i guess ill just go around him?´ i went around him, through the web, back up, and continued doing so until he was fully covered. ´but... where do i bite? not the stomach, too thick... what about the neck?´ i went over to where the neck should be, and bit it. thankfully, i felt almost no resistance, and my fangs sank in easely. as i injected him with venom, i realized ill probobly have to sit here for quite a while.