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Chapter I: A Spoon Full
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“Stab him now! Finish it! What are you waiting for?!” yelled Eddy.
“Ralph, no! Please, spare me! I’ve done nothing wrong to you,” shouted Rogers as he held his hand over a gash in his leg.
Ralph tried to pull his other hand back containing the spoon, and cried out, “I can’t go through with this. C’mon on Eddy, stop!”
Eddy assaulted the mind of Ralph and yelled, “You pussy! It’s just one old geezer! No one will miss him, and you have more than enough reason. You’ll finish this, or I’ll make you…”
Ralph went down to his knees, gripped the spoon with both hands, and cried, “Please, I’m not a killer. I can’t do this. He’s not worth it!”
Rogers staggered to his feet and asked, “Who are you talking to? Have you lost your damn mind? I knew there was something wrong with you. Pfff, I should have never given you this job,” and then he slipped back onto the floor in his own blood.
*Schunk* *Splat*
“Ahhhh! My fucking eye! Help! Someone help!” cried out Rogers.
Ralph cried, “Please… Just kill me instead. This is too-”
“Jeezzz, you’re hopeless. Fine, we’ll end this early, but we’re definitely going to play with the next one!” said Eddy as he released himself from an eye socket.
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*Chink* *Squish* *Splat*
Blood frothed from the mouth of Rogers. He laid there in the corner of his store and clung on to the final moments of life, as Ralph desperately tried to pull the spoon from his neck. Eventually, Ralph was able to seize the spoon from Rogers’s neck, only to collapse flat on the floor afterwards.
You have slain a human
Level Up
“I… I leveled up? Why?” said Ralph in disbelief as he stared up at the ceiling.
Eddy spoke to Ralph and said, “Who gives a fuck what the blue box said. Only amateurs lay about after a kill. Now get up!”
“Is he really dead? Am I a murderer now?!” asked Ralph as he sat up.
“No… You’re a hard-working assistant at your town’s only general store. Well, that’s what you’re going to tell the towns folk anyways,” said Eddy.
Ralph looked down at his blood-stained hands and said, “I have to turn myself in. No one like me should walk the streets of Cloverville…”
Eddy extended a mental sigh to Ralph and then said, “Look, you fool, you’re in bed with me to some extent. We are soul bounded to this world, whatever the fuck that means. Our next move is to get rid of the body, and luckily for you, I have a preferred method!”
“I want no part of this! Let’s just go home and pretend this never happened!” cried Ralph.
“C’mon, fat ass, work with me here. We’re buddies! Now imagine your favorite dish!” said Eddy
Devastating Hunger Activated
Hardening Activated
The man's eyes instantly went bloodshot, and his body began to instinctively crawl towards the corpse. His stomach rippled with unspeakable pain, as if his innards were filled to brim with nails. He had no choice but to act on this sudden pain, and so, he began shovel portions of neck tissues into his mouth.
*Chomp* *Chomp* *Munch* *Chomp* *Chomp* *Munch* *Chomp* *Chomp* *Munch*
“Take your time. We have all night. Just don’t forget to polish me afterwards,” chuckled Eddy.
With a mouth full of man flesh, Ralph grumbled, “Murh, I’s, hates yous, sooo much.”
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