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Chapter 11: Pissing Contest

Chapter 11: Pissing Contest

They were full.

The kids had stuffed themselves with crocodile meat.

Now that they were full, they were no longer wary of the danger in front of them.

Afterall, unlike most dangers they faced, this danger fed them and left them to their own devices.

Now that they had recovered enough strength, the boy took action. He searched the floor of the sewer, looking for an object.

"What are you looking for? Let me help"

The girl offered to help, but before she could, the boy found what he was looking for.

It was the fat thug's cheap flintlock pistol.

"Hehehe, with this, we can finally protect ourselves from those bastards."

The boy proudly showed off his loot.

"Haaah, do you even know how to use it."

"Of course. You just point it at your enemy, pull the trigger, and a bullet fly out. Im not dumb you know,"

Unbeknowst to the dumb boy, his flintlock pistol was a single shot. He didn't know that it needed to be reloaded, nor how to reload it.

He was proud of it nontheless, while the girl doubt the usefulness of the pistol.

She just witnessed it doing absolutely nothing afterall.

Meanwhile, the younger girl was observing Regulus Eda Grigori Azali. He had the time of his life dismantling and consuming the fat thug.

It was a gruesome sight, a sight that the older kids deliberately looked away from. But she couldn't. She was too young to understand, and her youth encouraged her curiousity.

She wanted to know more about Regulus Eda Grigori Azali.

So she approached him. She put her hand foward, trying to touch him.

The boy and girl who were bickering saw her getting close to him.

"Wait!"

They tried to stop her, but they were too far.

And the youngest girl touched him.

Her hand went past his long hair, it touched his face. Part of his face was hard, as an iron. Part of it was soft, like a skin.

She carresed his face, the hard part was cold, and the soft part was warm.

Regulus Eda Grigori Azali moved his hand.

He touched the youngest girl face. He caressed her, gently.

His hand that sliced iron, his hand that crushed the earth, caressed her face so gently it could not harm a bug.

The girl pulled out the younger one from his reach.

"Kyaaaa"

Seeing the younger girl's face, the girl screamed.

The younger girl's face was covered in blood. Seeing this, the boy pointed his empty pistol at Regulus Eda Grigori Azali.

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His hand trembled. The memory of what happened to the fat thug still fresh on his mind.

"Calm down, brother, sister. It's not my blood."

True, it was the fat thug's blood. Regulus Eda Grigori Azali accidentally smeared the blood on her face.

The boy and girl breathed a sigh of relief.

Regulus Eda Grigori Azali approached the older girl.

He moved his hand.

"Eeek"

The girl was scared, but only for a moment.

She too was caressed gently. Blood smeared on her face.

"Wha-"

The boy was confused, his guard was now down.

Then it was his turn. He stood still as Regulus Eda Grigori Azali smeared blood on his face.

***

'Not good'

Thought Regulus Eda Grigori Azali.

He just finished touching the younglings. Through the vibration he felt with his hand, he concluded that the younglings were dying.

While their stomachs were filled, there are still a plethora of problems.

Their bodies were lacking in liquid, their organs weak and damaged, and tiny critters were crawling inside their bodies, just like his mother.

It was a problem he could not solve by himself.

So he decided.

It was time to call help from the herd. It was time to piss.

***

Regulus Eda Grigori Azali started digging.

BRAK BRAK BRAK

His digging was so powerful that mountains of debris started flying all over the place.

"What it's doing!?"

The kids covered their faces with their hands. It could not protect them from countless tiny rocks that rained on them.

Regulus Eda Grigori Azali stopped digging.

He had dug a hole deep enough to connect to a tunnel system underneath the sewer.

He peed inside the hole.

"Wait, did it just dig a peeing hole?"

The kids were baffled, they had to endure a barrage of rock just so he could pee inside a hole. They did not take him as one who cared for hygiene.

Once he was done peeing, Regulus Eda Grigori Azali just sat there, waiting for something.

"???"

The kids were confused.

RUMBLE

And the sewer started shaking.

RUMBLE

The boy readied his pistol. It gave him a bit of courage to face the earthquake, pointless as it was.

RUMBLE

The girl hugged the younger girl, shielding her. She feared that the ceiling would collapse on them.

And the rumbling stopped.

Pop

Out of the hole Regulus Eda Grigori Azali just dug, came out a Molrret head.

"Kiii~"

It ejected itself out of the hole. Then out of the hole, two more Molrrets came out.

Pop

Pop

"Kiii~"

The Molrrets that just came out raised their claws to the sky. Then they started spinning around like they were dancing.

So did Regulus Eda Grigori Azali.

"Soooo Cute."

The girls squealed. The kids were no longer afraid. Even though they rarely met one, they knew that Molrret was not dangerous.

Molrret was famous among the street urchins for their tendency to feed hungry people, which a lot of street urchins were.

For the kids, meeting a Molrret meant free food.

Splish splish

As they were dancing, the Molrrets were pissing themselves, creating a pool of piss. Droplets of piss flew all over the place and hit the kids.

They were not amused.

"Kiii"

The Molrrets stopped spinning. Standing on top of a pool of their own piss, they looked proud of themselves.

"Uuuum… what just happened?"

Asked the boy, drops of piss falling down his face.

"..."

None of the girls could answer, drops of piss also falling down their face.

Regulus Eda Grigori Azali hold the youngest girl's hand.

He pulled her towards the pool of piss. Then he released his grip and drank the pool of piss.

"You… want me to drink the piss?"

The youngest girl asked hesitantly.

Regulus Eda Grigori Azali nodded his head, telling her to drink the piss.

The boy and girl shook their head furiously, telling her not to drink the piss.

'Gulp'

The youngest girl braced herself. She decided to put her trust in Regulus Eda Grigori Azali.

She dived head first toward the pool of piss. As her head submerged in it, she made one huge gulp.

Tchetaaaar!

As the piss entered her system, a shock went through her whole body.

"It's…Sweet"

It was a sugar rush.

The liquid in her body was filled, her organ recovering, the small critters dying.

Most importantly, it tasted good. She started slurping the pool furoously.

Sluuuuuurp

Seeing this, drools started forming inside the boy's and girl's mouths.

"Fuck it"

The boy moved towards the pool of piss. He crouched and scoop some piss with his hand.

'Gulp'

The boy braced himself, and he drank a handful of piss.

Tchetaaaar!

It was sweet.

The boy cried tears of joy. It's been years since he last tasted anything sweet.

Most importantly, it tasted good. So the boy submerged his head into the pool of piss. He drank it with all his might.

"Uuuuum"

The girl hesitated. She found it disgusting. But watching her 2 companions drink it like crazy, she too decided to drink.

So she dipped her finger in the pool of piss.

'Gulp'

She braced herself, closed her eyes, and licked the piss.

Tchetaaaar!

It was motherfucking sweet.

She did not care anymore that it was disgusting. It was fucking delicious.

She drank the pool of piss directly with her mouth.

"Aaaah~"

Happy seeing the younglings drank the piss, Regulus Eda Grigori Azali cupped his hand. A Molrret than piss inside it.

Once he had enough piss on his hand, he approached the girl, and smeared it on her wounded leg.

"Kyaaa"

The girl was caught off-guard, she was too focused on drinking.

She jumped backward reflexively. Then she felt an itch on her leg.

She looked at her wounded leg. Although slow, she could see and feel her wound recovering.

"Man that was good."

The boy and the younger girl finished satisfying their thirst.

And once the girl finished to do so too,

Regulus Eda Grigori Azali and the Molrret spun around, dancing, showing their joy.

The kids were starting to get fond of them, even though one of them was a murder machine.

"Kiiii~"

Then Molrrets entered the hole one by one, so did Regulus Eda Grigori Azali.

The kids were left in the sewer by themselves.

"Wait… did they just leave us?"

The kids looked inside the hole the Molrrets just went in.

Honestly, they felt a bit disappointed to be left on their own, they grew on them, even though one of them was a murder machine.

"Let's follow them."

The boy decided.

"Wha- That's crazy!!! That's dangerous"

The girl protested.

"Cmon now, they're not that dangerous. They just fed us."

"Yeah! With piss and corpses!!!"

The boy and girl argued with each other. While they were wasting their time, the youngest girl dived inside the hole, only to be pulled by the boy and girl.

"What are you trying to do?"

Asked the boy. Even though he wanted to follow them, he knew deep down that it was dangerous.

"Let's follow them. They're nice. They fed us. They don't hurt us. Let's follow them."

None of them could argue with that. Those creatures… they don't hurt them.

The boy steeled his resolve.

"Ok, but I'm going first."

He dived inside the tunnel. The younger girl followed after.

"Wha- Stop it you idiots!"

But the idiots won't stop. She didn't want to be left alone, so she followed them inside the hole.