It has been a day since my shameful display. Whenever my mother looks at me I can see the faintest smile  creeping up on her face and I just know what she is thinking about. Certainly constantly carrying around Sir. Fluffykins might only awaken that memory, but I just can't help it. Sir.Fluffykins is just too fluffy!

Anyway together with my trusty split conciousness I started pondering about my latest condundrum: Chakra.

Yesterday after my father stopped laughing and I successfully feigned sleep, he had a conversation with my mother. Unfortunately my japanese, or whatever language they actually do use, is insufficient to follow the conversation except for some very specific terms. Hiashi is frequently saying the words: Blue, Byakugan and chakra. It doesn't take a genius to notice that they are seemingly worried about my circumstances. I would be worried too, if I all knew is that a human without chakra is a dead human.

This is why I and myself are currently inspecting all the energies available in my body. First of all why am I constantly refering to my split conciousness as it would be a complete other being? Since the fluffy incident 'she' is constantly talking to me.

"Hey Boss. Why are we not playing with Sir. Fluffykins again?"

She likes fluffy toys.

"Boss do you think you can come up with another story about Sir. Fluffykins?"

She likes my storys.

"But maybe this time you can have him find another fluffy rabbit and have them end up as a couple!"

She likes romance.

"Ahh. I really want to try out Ichirakus Ramen and the dangos Anko constantly eats~"

She likes to eat.

"Put your right foot forward~ Put your left foot out~ Do the bunny hop! Hop! Hop-"

"STOP!"

"Oooh you stopped your weird inner monologue and started talking to me~ Do you want to know what I think about people that non-stop talk with themselves?"

"No not rea-"

"I will tell you any way~ They are weird. Why talk with yourself if you have someone super awesome like me in your head to talk to?"

"*sigh* Did I really make the right choice with 'Parallel Processing'?"

"Of course! Thanks to it one of us can focus on eating sweets, while the other one is coming up with stories about Sir. Fluffykins who is saving his princess from an evil dragon!"

"You do know that we originally wanted to discuss what to do with our chakra, do you?"

"Naturally! I know everything you also know. Besides I have been waiting for you the whole time until you suddenly started talking with yourself about super cute Hiashi and fluffy Fluffykins!"

"Wait. What do you mean with 'super cute Hiashi'?"

"Oh you didn't notice how he is totally different from the anime? In the anime he is repeatedly portrayed as that lame guy that is a stickler for old traditions, but yesterday he had that super cute smile on his face! And his laugh! I have never heard him laughing before."

"I am turning crazy... Can we please focus on the current task?"

"You do know I am waiting for you Boss, right?"

*sigh*

"Very well. Let us begin our emergency meeting regarding our chakra problem."

*clap clap*

"We are reassessing our current situation and once again define our problem. Afterwards we will look for possible solutions and at the end distribue tasks."

*clap clap*

"Why are you clapping?"

"Oh, wasn't I supposed to clap everytime you said something important Boss?"

"Please refrain from clapping and other sounds, except for your voice when making suggestions etc."

"Yes Boss!"

"Let us first look at our own energy types again. Currently in our body are the following energy types: Physical, spiritual and finally Kaguyas own chakra consisting of its own physical and spiritual properties."

"Oh and don't forget the occasional natural chakra from the environment we started breathing in."

"Yes exa- What do you mean natural chakra?"

"You know that weird form of chakra in the environment that is used in the story to overpower jutsus and stuff."

"Aargh- I meant how are we breathing in natural chakra that is seen to turn people into stone!"

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"Oh! Well isn't it pretty obvious Boss? Natural chakra is supposed to be everywhere, which would mean that everytime we breathe in, natural chakra enters our body. I also noticed that only a very miniscule amount of it actually stays with us and the rest is exhaled later on."

"This is actually completely sound. Wow."

"Yeah I was surprised too Boss! Maybe we can create a petrifying breath attack! Like we can fake having basilisk eyes, but in fact only breath natural chakra at others faces. That would be so hilarious!"

"Anyway let's get back to our main task. So we have 4 (5 if you split Kaguyas chakra up) energy types in our body. No wait. It might even be 6 different types. Do you know if the natural chakra consists of physical and spiritual parts?"

"Hm~ yeah. For every ten breathing cycles a small part of the natural chakra enters our body and in there dissolves into two parts. The first part is heavier on the physical part and dissolves in our blood. The other part is heavier on spiritual energy and dissolves in our chakra pathways. Apparently it is changing it subtly."

"How can you even tell that?"

"Oh that is pretty simple. Both energy types are actually really similar to water and oil. Physical energy feels really heavy and somehow slimy, while spiritual energy is quick and constantly in motion, which makes it very hard to control. I noticed that both energy types mix really well together with the same type of energy, so I had moved a part of our spiritual energy closer to the natural chakra halves. The first almost did not show any reaction, while the second jumped on our energy and instantly tried to mix with it."

"This is ingenious! Why did no one notice that small detail? One would think that sages like Jiraiya would have noticed a detail like that to easier control natural chakra."

"Boss! Let's get back to our actual problem here."

"Oh yeah right. Well we have all these different energies in our body and the current question is: How do we make use of them? I originally wanted to increase our chakra capacity to banish some of our parents current concerns. But looking at it now I feel like doing everything the 'normal' way would be a huge waste of our potential.

Look at it from this perspective. We are in the unique position to control our energies bodies better than any one else can as long as we train in our 'Energy Control' skill. Thus we could potentially constantly use physican and spiritual energy attacks at the same time. For example could you use the spiritual part to use genjutsus or something, while I strengthen our muscles with physical energy. I am also assuming that this is exactly what these energies were originally supposed to do.

We know from other stories that certain characters learned to harness some form of energy to create magic-like attacks. Ki (life force) in Dragon Ball, reiryoku (spiritual power) in Bleach, Haki (life force & spiritual energy) in One Piece and Qi in almost every cultivation story.

Why should we stay with chakra, when there are obviously superior ways to use our energy. Just imagine us cultivating and slowly turning into immortals or use Haki to predict our enemies moves."

"Boss... you do realize that we would basically have to completely reconstruct different techniques that might not even have nothing in common, except for their type of energy. It may very well be that nothing you just proposed would even work, resulting in us potenitally losing months, if not years, until we get any returns."

"Hm. Say, can't we still use chakra? Instead of storing it inside of our body as we are probably going to fill our chakra pathway with qi instead. If we want to use chakra, we would have to form it on the fly. Damn. Maybe that is exactly the problem here..."

"Boss. Can't we just take a step back here? There are so many questions left to answer before we even should start thinking about going down a road that our body is just physically unable to follow."

"True. So the question right now is not whether we want to store chakra in our so-called chakra pathways, but if we can store other energies in this special case energy like qi.

First let us look at the possible similarities. I vaguely remember that in our last world, Qi was often refered as life force inside each living being. Other nations called that life force Ki, Chi and so on. Qi literally translates into 'breath', 'air' and 'gas' and it was used as a basis for Dragon Ball, Star Wars and One-Punch Man. In cultivation fictions Qi is often described as 'vital energy existing everywhere', 'spiritual energy of heaven and earth' and 'the natural energy of the world'.

Doesn't that sound really familiar to you? Natural chakra in the Narutoverse might well be this 'Heavenly energy' surrounding us."

"I am not sure if we should do something like that Boss. For one natural chakra is known to be really volatile, turning people into stone, and you effectively want to 'absorb' and 'store' it, while slowly have it improve our body. You don't know even what it might turn us into. It could turn us into some kind of freak show with hands for wings or something."

"Ah. You know I just noticed, but are not way to different from me? If my baby would allow me to, you would see me jumping up and down from all the anticipation. We are in the best situation to live out every kids wet dreams right now."

"I am just concerned about you. There is no telling what to do and our 'knowledge' is not really proven in anyway. Everything we heard or read about our current world was as a fantasy story. Right now we are part of it and I would like to think of us as a real human. Do fantasy rules from the Naruto anime apply to our current world? Maybe. Can we tell without prove? No."

"Then let us be the proof we need. We will observe the natural chakra we inhale and direct it into our Dantian to see its effects."

"Boss. You do realize that Kaguyas chakra has taken that spot for itself right?"

"Ah... I totally forgot about our actual problem... Wait why did we want to do this whole thing again?"

"Officially you wanted to help banishing concerns about your wellbeing for your parents by potentially increasing your chakra capacity. After all as Hyuga they can practically see us walking around with almost no chakra. Should that bit disappear, we would be akin to a living corpse and we didn't want to attract attention from mad people. But our initial problem has been that Kaguyas chakra literally consumes every new bits of chakra we form and slowly increases. In turn it again tries to adjust our body and slowly turning us into Kaguya 2."

"Right. You know why do we actually have to fear being discovered as someone rather special? It might very well be that no one knows how Kaguya looks like and hell I might have theorisied that we will look close to her, but it is just a theory. It might very well be nothing else than the chakra just being used up to enhance our body. Let us do a quick test and have a tenth of Kaguyas chakra split and assimiliated by us. I can not imagine the halves to be as aggressive as the whole thing."

"Very well Boss."

Interesting. Shortly after splitting both up and integrating them, there where mixed results. The physical half integrated with the chakra pathways and seemed to have it strengthened, while the spiritual part was completely subdued by our own immensive energy.

"See. Nothing to fear. Let us just completely split up Kaguyas chakra into physical and spiritual. True it might affect us in the long run, but at least we could form our own chakra should our Qi-tests fail."

*sigh*

"Are you done?"

"It is done. Nothing seems alright with us."

"Good. Then we will start with our first Qi test. Let me just grab Sir. Fluffykins then we can start steering natural chakra into our dantian."

"May Sir. Fluffykins protect us in our time of need."

"Let's go."

*Inhale*