It has been 4 days since my birth and nothing happened. When my parents froze up that day, I was actually expecting to have sprouted funny looking horns on my head. Luckily everything seems to be alright or at least almost everything.
The only person that interacts with me is my mother and to be honest I have yet no idea about her actual name. True I am trying to listen to what she is saying to me, but I just know that whatever she is saying to me translates to stupid baby speak. She constantly fawns over me with her contagious, happy smile, which I have to admit to like. Her smile makes it really hard to think about leaving Konoha and it has only been 4 days!
Anyway I did find something strange about her facial expression from time to time. Whenever she is in the room and I open my eyes, she would start to frown. That led me to the only one conclusion: My eyes are abnormal. This is why I made full use of Parallel Processing and had inspected my body to find out what is the issue and there are multiple issues at hand.
First I don't have my own chakra. My own energy is completly split into physical and spiritual energy. Which made me wonder how I am actually still alive, because as far as I can remember chakra has always been described as life energy. In the Narutoverse without it life wouldn't be possible. But when you start thinking about it, that whole thing starts making sense in a weird way. Why should a body without chakra not be capable of life? It is quite simple. Humans in the Narutoverse became dependent on its power. I am assuming their bodies started mutating and adapted themselves to better store and control chakra. So where is the problem here? The bodies started 'learning' how to form chakra and changed its inner workings making it completly reliant on it. If you constantly lose chakra, the body will start to reform new chakra, which in turn uses up your bodies natural reserves and on use of that chakra will make you feel sluggish until your body stops working. This is why I currently don't have your traditional chakra inside of me.
So why did my family not freak out yet even though I just said I had no chakra inside of me? That sentence is not exactly correct. You see, I have in fact chakra in my pathways, but it is not my own. It is Kaguyas chakra that she gave me. But then again why is no one freaking out about that? Shouldn't someone notice foreign chakra inside of someone? Hyugas and Chakra Sensors can indeed do so, but there have nothing to compare it to as I have no chakra of my own.
Having only foreign chakra inside of me makes me come to my second point. Kaguyas chakra is constantly trying to reshape my bodies cells and that right here is the main problem. The chakra is trying to make its new vessel more suitable and reforms it into a copy to what it is used to, which in turn forced me to somehow contain it.
Therefore I tried multiple approaches by having it surrounded in either physical or spiritual energy and tried forming my own chakra and subdue Kaguyas. All these approaches failed miserably and funnily the same way.
Kaguyas chakra turned out to be really aggressive and converting my own energies into theirs. So I effectively made everything worse.
But rejoice for I have found a solution!
Congratulations!
You unlocked Energy Control (Beginner)
What it does is pretty self-explanatory. Currently it can only move around energy in my body, but that is exactly what I need.
With the help of my new found skill I am willing the chakra to simply stop. Sounds simple right? It is not. I have to constantly concentrate on exactly that 'simple' problem. Thus my other conciousness is currently suffering under that boring task, while I get to enjoy my mothers loving smile.
My other me also finished brainstorming about possible escape routes out of Konoha. Effectively everyone of them are almost impossible, except for one: Contacting Zetsu and have me kidnapped.
Sounds like a stupid idea, but actually makes sense. The next years I will constantly be surrounded by people with magic eyes that will immediately notice any use of chakra on me, hence making any form of body transformation techniques worthless. I can also not escape on my own for at least the next 6 years as I can not imagine myself being faster as a Chunin level shinobi. So no sneaking out, no running away from the clan compound and probably no possible level of manipulation to let me leave the clan compound with necessary equipment for my leave. At that point I, or rather other me, remembered a certain incident in Hinatas younger years.
In the story there was a event in which Hinata was abducted by a shinobi of another village. The enemy ninja arrived in Konoha with a peace treaty to sign, which was only used as an excuse to later on enter the Hyuga compound and abduct Hinata to get the Byakugan. He was of course discovered and killed, which in some ridiculous circumstances led to the death of Hiashis twin, Hizashi.
The current idea is the following:
1. I get abducted, while Zetsu is following us underground
Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.
2. Once we leave the village, Zetsu immediately executes the shinobi and removes any evidence
3. Together we happily leave facing the rising sun...
Yeah it might be possible, but there are still two huge problems with it. I am currently assuming that the world I am living in is exactly as the manga/anime and I should be really careful with that assumption. It might sound simple enough, but when you choose a world to live in that you read up on as your hobby, then wouldn't you subconsciously wish the world to be exactly as you imagined it to be? After all isn't Naruto telling a story of friendship aimed for a younger audience? Surely that wouldn't be filled with death and murder around every corner. What if I my assumption entirely backfires and that enemy shinobi straight up pulls my eyes out of my eye sockets?
The another problem is that I have yet to contact Zetsu and find out whether he is an ally or not. I have to admit that Zetsu is kind of scaring me. His loyalty only exists for Kaguya and is fully devoted to only her revival and well being. Definitely that scares me about him. Should I ever show even the smallest act against his goal, I am sure he is going to consume my whole body. Yes he is a cannibalist, but I am not really sure if that is correct after all he is no real human.
The real question here is actually whether I am going to help revive Kaguya and have the whole Elemental Nations of its chakra robbed and then enslaved. You might call me crazy, but I have no problems to help her, except for that slight possibility that she might try to take away my free will. Call me selflish if you like, but I don't care about the whole of humanity right now. If you had to ask me whether Kaguya is an evil person by having every human live inside their perfect dreams, I would answer with no. From my perspective she is removing any possible wars from the future, have people live out their deepest wishes and even have them reunite with their lost, loved ones. Would I deny someone to live inside a dream? Is that not the exact reason I committed suicide?
Overall what makes me reluctant to fully commit to her cause is simply that I don't trust her in letting me leave the Elemental Nations. I am no hero and never planned to be one and to be honest. Enslaving everyone is the easiest solution to the problem, right? Heck, even I know how stupid that sounds and trust me, I don't really know what I should actually be doing here. I guess for now I will just have to help in a non-drastic, story-changing way.
Anyway all that planning tired me out.
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Two weeks went by without any real progress on the language department, when it finally happened. Kaguyas chakra stopped struggling and now seems to be entirely in my control. That means I can finally start working out how to utilize my bodies energy types, while also starting to build up muscles. Building up muscles is high up in my priority list right now. Thanks to my titles I am currently growing up twice as fast, thus forcing me to workout at the same rate. But to be honest I have no idea if I can actually build up any real muscles at my current age. Maybe I will just start waving my arms around and try moving my fingers.
So here I am lying in my crib, waving around in my right arm a shinobi puppet, while I am imagining it shooting out laser beams from his mouth at my (ironically) beloved, super fluffly rabbit plush toy. At the same time I have the same plush toy, safely grabbed at its neck, in my other hand and try to evade the laser beams.
Laser beams start shooting at the rabbit and it swiftly moves from right to left, successfully evading all attacks, while slowly moving nearer to the enemy army.
'Oh no! Our laser beams are not fast enough Commander!'
*uncomprehending sounds of despair*
Hearing the sounds his soldiers make, our commander tries to rally his men for another attack.
'Don't falter men! Shoot at its predicted pathways!'
His eminence, the overlord of doom, takes note of his enemies struggles and offers them a chance for their lives.
'MUHAHAHA! Petty mortals! You stand no chance against the overlord of doom! Get on your kness and beg for your pathetic lives!'
*evil overlord laugh of doom and darkness*
'Men! Use your Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Laser-Jutsu! It is our last chance!'
Every shinobi starts doing handseals until they all stop at the same time. Everyone is currently glowing at their necks, when suddenly the Commander lowers his arm and with it orders them to attack. All the laser beams meet midway and combine to a huge laser beam of utter destruction beyond any chance of repair.
*pfeeewww pfeeww pffwe*
The laser beam seemed to have hit its target, but other than smoke, there is nothing sight.
'Did we get it?'
'FOOLS! I, your father will now punish you for your insolence!'
The overlord leaps high up in the air and lands with a earth shattering stomp on multiple shinobi. He then start stomping until the floor is covered in red and no other human in sight.
*Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!*
After successfully stomping everyone to death, our overlord of doom, Sir Fluffykins managed to subdue the rebellion against everything fluffy and cute. The end.
*Inseart weird gurgling that is trying to be an ending song*
Damn. Moving my arms around and doing soundeffects is way too taxing. Maybe I will just try to flip my body around and nap for now. And while trying flip to my right side, I am being greeted by the smiling face of my mother and trying-not-to-laughing-face of my father.
This.Is.Too.Embarassing.
Out of reflex I am trying to hide my face with my hands and I am pretty sure that just made the whole situation even worse.
No! Please don't start laughing!
Congratulations!
You unlocked Acting (Beginner)!
Blue screen you are not exactly helping right now!
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P.o.V. Hiashi
Originally I planned to take a look at my daughters chakra network and her eyes to make sure that she is fine, when I notice my wife using her Byakugan, while standing outside in the hallway.
As a response I instantly activate my own eyes and check for intruders or anything else amiss until I see my daughter.
She is currently playing around with her favorite rabbit toy and the shinobi puppets she likes to throw around.
Damn. She is just way too cute. Everytime she is trying to make any sounds to accompany the shinobis movement, her cheeks inflate and slowly start turning red until they deflate and creating sounds similar to farting.
I should have requested a camera at the mission desk. This moment would have been perfect to keep.
I signal my wife to enter silently and we both happily await the moment she will turn around.
Isn't it weird that I expect my 3 weeks old child to be embarassed about playing with toys? Who cares.