P.O.V. Ichirou, A-rank bounty hunter

I am currently sitting in one of the bounty stations of River Country when my good brother Gorou sits down next to me.

"Hey bro! I got us the new Bingo Books from Kiri, Iwa and Konoha and you won't expect what I found in there!"

My of my remaining three sworn brothers Gorou. We were originally eigth brothers that all specialized in certain fields. Gorou specializes in taijutsu and I specialize in fire ninjutsu. My other two remaining brothers focused on wind ninjutsu and medical jutsus/kenjutsu. Sanrou is the reason that we four are still alive today, while Hachirou and I would often combine our ninjutsu to hunt Missing-nin.

"Go on tell me more."

"Ok ok. Hear this. There is real beauty in the book."

"Many beautiful women have Bingo Book entries  and I hope you won't have us target them only for their bodies."

"But bro~ Just take a look at her. Beautiful, fair skin and a perfectly curved body. Bro this is a real looker!"

"Just give me a book!"

"Here here. Bro you won't be disappointed."

Name: Yuki, Sayumi, Hanabi, Mio, Ino (presumably all fake)

Titles: Blind Mirage Princess, Gore Demoness, Illusion Mistress

Bounty: 600.000 Ryo (Alive), 100.000(Dead)

Affiliation: No known affiliation to any shinobi village (currently a Bounty Hunter)

Bloodline: Magnet Release (?)

Rank: A

Chakra Affinity: Wind, Earth(?)

Ninjutsu: C-

(Only one known occasion of using a wind jutsu)

Genjutsu: S+

(Deadly combined with her intelligence)

Taijutsu: A

(Uses deadly taijutsu in combination with a katana; her attacks are known to 'explode' her enemies)

Intelligence: A+

(Uses any advantage she can get while fighting)

Strength: B+

Speed: A

Stamina: B+

Hand Seals: S

(She is known to never have used hand seals)

Deeds: Destroyed a total of 23 bandit camps in Wave, River, Hotsprings and Fire Country. Hunted down 14 C-rank Missing-Nin, 29 B-rank Missing-Nin and 4 A-rank Missing-nin. Killed other hunters and shinobi for trying to 'steal' their prey. She would always leave one heavily crippled victim alive to tell their tale.

Extra: Always wears a cloth around her eyes and forehead (presumably blind). High sensor skills due to her blindness. She carries 5 different swords with her and it is said that she can levitate them (Magnet Release). She can activate genjutsu through all five senses. (DO NOT EAT HER FOOD)

"*gulp* Gorou."

"She is awesome right?!"

"Dude. Didn't she just start out as bounty hunter a year ago?"

"I know right? Totally wicked! Bro do you think we can take her on? I would totally like to a have taste of that booty!"

"Are you crazy?! Just take a look at her stats again!"

"Oh come on. These books are rarely completely correct. Besides as long as we are wary of her genjutsu then the whole thing will be super easy!"

"What did Sanrou and Hachirou say about her?"

"They are ready to mess her up gooooood~"

"I get it already. You are going to get us all killed Gorou."

"Don't worry Ichi-bro! How can we lose with you as our A-rank hunter and your three sworn brothers all at B+."

"Get the other two idiots. We have to start planning for our hunt."

"Got it bro!"

This whole thing is not sitting well with me. That 'Gore Demoness' looks like she is only 14 or 15 and is already A-ranked. Seriously.

What is happening to our world. Just last year there had been a massacre in Konoha. A 13 year old teenager managed to kill all clanmembers above 10 years old. The damn Uchiha clan was almost extinguished by one of their own. The Uchihas. UCHIHAS. The crazy firestarters of Konoha.

The kid even managed to escape from Konoha and is currently S-ranked and now we another on already A-ranked in one year. I bet she won't need more than another year to get up to that Uchiha kid.

"Yo bro! I brought San and Hachi!"

"Guys take a seat. We have to plan our new hunt."

You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.

"Maa~ Ichi, can't we just blow her away like usual you know? Like the fire breath you always do and then I use my own wind powers. I bet she won't survive our Ichi-Hachi Fire Special!"

"Our target is no simple Missing-nin this time! Have you seen her Bingo Book entry? Intelligence: A+ and Speed: A. She won't simply stand still for our combination attack!"

"Ichi agree with Hachi. I propose that Go and I, Sanrou, engage her in a melee, while you both attack her from range. We also have to find something against her genjutsus."

"Yo I got this one guys. We just fucking stand close to each other and have push chakra into each other! That is a genius plan right?!"

"That will never work you idiot!"

"Ai. How about you give us some ideas Hachi? And no wind jutsus!"

"Maa~ I got it! We just seduce her right? We are four handsome guys and she is one needy woman right? I tell ya. We four will be fucking her brains out."

"Hachi you are brilliant. I, Gorou, completely support you!"

"You fucking idiots! Start thinking with your brain and not your fucking dick! Oi oi oi. Sanrou stop fantasizing about her naked body and get your bleeding nose treated! Besides there is no way she will ever look at us that way."

"Ah Ichi-bro is depressed again. What should we do Hachi?"

"I don't know Go, but I tell you. That damn slut from two weeks ago was not good enough for Ichi."

"I, Sanrou, agree with Hachi."

"FUCK YOU! The reason Miho left me is because of you fucking three. Who even told her that I wanted to share her with you guys?!"

"But Ichi-bro, we always share!" "Yeah!" "I agree."

"Fuck you guys! Miho was special."

*Cling~ Cling~*

The door bell sounds and we four take a look who just enter the bounty station.

"I can't believe it."

"Yo." "Yeah." "I agree."

Our target just entered the station.

Shoulder-length long, dark blue hair with bangs long enough to cover her forehead and with it a cloth that is wrapped over her eyes and forehead. A tall build of about 1.70m with long  and perfectly smooth legs, which are only further pronounced by the dark kimino that contrasts with their fair color. Then you have the five katana strapped on her back that give her already elegant and beautiful appearance that little fire she needed to look like a fiery princess. Of course she is wearing shinobi gear like a kunai holster strapped on her right leg or the protective shirt under her kimino. Also don't even get me started on her busty chest!

"Guys. Try to keep it down. I want to listen to what she is talking with the station master."

"Sick idea bro!" "Maa~ good." "I agree."

"Go, shut the fuck up please."

"..."

"I brought new heads."

Oh. That. Voice. Angelic.

"Show them to me."

"Hn."

Oh~ that grunting.

"Hm~ another A-rank and two B-ranks. Here is your money or do you want me to count it out for you?"

"No."

I can't get enough of her.

"Are you really blind? You know that I could have been tricking you, right?"

"Then you would have found your head removed from your body."

That fiery attitude. She is totally my type.

"Easy there lad. Go take your money and go."

"Pssh~ Hachi and San. Can you see the look Ichi is giving our booty? He is totally into her."

"Pssssh~ Go, I noticed that too."

"Psssssssh~ Go and Hachi. I agree with you both."

"Pssh~We should totally convince her to marry our bro."

"Pssssh~ He will blow her mind."

"Psssssssh~ I agree. Lets go and talk to her."

"Pssh~ Sick idea San. You go and ask her."

"Pssssssssh~ Yeah San. Ichi is right. You go."

"YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! Why are you whispering like giggling fangirls?!"

"But bro! You told us to be quiet!"

"Maa~ you told us so Ichi."

"Indeed. I, Sanrou, can bear witness to that."

"...whatever. Hey guys she is leaving already. Let us follow her for now."

"And then we ambush and ravage her! Wicked Idea bro!"

"Come on! She is leaving."

"Yo!" "Yeah!" "Yes."

We four start following her into a forest and observe her every movement.

She is truly a goddess. Her graceful movements, her angelic voice and there are her elegant black horns. Her blindness is the only thing that allows us mortals to witness her beauty. Thank Kami!

"Maa~ Go. I think Ichi is starting to mindrape her."

"Yo. That is a sick idea. What do you think is her breastsize?"

"I, Sanrou, would say th-"

"Oi oi idiots keep it down. There are two other guys that are following her. No wait I think they are starting to engage her!"

The two guys are known as the Samurai Duo. They use samurai armor and samurai techniques to beat down their enemies. It is said that together they could fight A+ shinobi!

"I am Ao and this is my brother Kuro. We are samurai and wish to do battle with a kenjutsu master!"

"Are you planning to kill me?"

Don't worry godess! Should they dare harm you, then I, Ichirou, will utterly fucking destroy their lives!

"No. We came to improve our own sword skills."

"Hmm~ I will fight with you, but only if you both fight at the same time with me."

"Our code of honor wo-"

"Ignore your code for now and lets have some fun."

The goddess dual-wields two katana and engages both. I have never seen anyone wield two katana at the same time before, but she somehow manages to do so.

"I just saw her breasts jiggling! Sick sick sick."

"Maa~ Go. She is so fast."

"I agree. I, Sanrou, who has trained for years would last for a long time against her."

The fight took two minutes, when the goddess disarms Ao and has a katana against Kuro's throat.

"You lost."

"We thank you for giving us your time!" "Thank you!"

"Don't worry about it. I learned something too."

The way she....

"Ichi-bro? Bro?"

"Huh? Go what is up?"

"You just spaced out bro! You do realize that she has been talking to us for a while now?"

"WHAT?!"

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P.O.V. Hinata

The spar with both samurai was a waste of my time. I was actually expecting for my other stalkers to appear during the fight, but they instead only watch us.

What is their game? Are they even planning to kill me? I have clearly heard them talking about 'ravaging' me. These fuckers-

"You four on that tree! What do you want?"

Are they surprised that I found them? Well. They actually are 30m away from me, but I could still clearly sense them.

After a while all four come down from the tree and close the gap between us.

"Yo! I am Gorou!" A strong-looking and tall guy. Give him a bear fur and he would play the role as bear perfectly.

"Yeah! I am Hachirou!" A small man. Seriously he is about 1.50m tall and looks to be around 30 years old.

"I, Sanrou, greet you!" A glasses wearing guy. He is about 1.80m tall and carries a katana with him. I expect him to start reading Icha-Icha (A smut novel series) with the vibe he is giving me. The silent pervert.

The last one is someone that you can just describe as generic. Short dark hair, 1.75m tall, a leaner body build and an easy to forget face.

"Oh Goddess!"

What the-

"My humble name is Ichirou."

"...I see." He starts moving closer and closer to me and I instinctively grab ony of my five katanas.

"I, Ichirou, offer your greatness my meager services!" And he promtly throws himself on the ground, with his forehead bumping against the muddy earth.

The other three look visibly confused and after a short moment the also proclaim their undying loyalty.

"Yo! I, Gorou, offer my loyalty to the goddess!" "Maa~ I, Hachirou, also do so!" "I, Sanrou, agree with my brothers!"

4 grown up men are prostrating themselves in front of me and waiting for my answer.

What the fuck is happening?! I only wanted to get rid of any annoying hunter and keep killing bandits, until Black Zetsu contacts me again.

"*cough*" These four are actually pretty funny. Maybe they have something special planned. Let's just see where this is going. Good thing I improved my acting in between my hunts.

"Do you swear on all you hold dear, sacred and holy to defend me?"

"Yes!" "Yo!" "Yeah!" "Yes."

"Do you swear to fulfill your duties to exterminate evil doers and protect the innocent?"

"Yes!" "Yo!" "Yeah!" "Yes."

"Then having sworn these oaths, I dub you-" Damn. How do I continue? There are no real knights in the Elemental Nations.

Whatever "as a Knight.

Knight of the North Wind, Hachirou. You may raise your head.

Knight of the South Fist, Gorou. You may raise your head.

Knight of the West Blade, Sanrou. You may raise your head.

Knight of the East Sun, Ichirou. You may raise your head."

How do I know their nature affinities? I used my Tenseigan and checked their chakra network.

"We thank the goddess!"

"Yo!" "Yeah!" "Yes."

What now?! I just went with the flow, because it seemed to be funny.

'Damn Hinata! You are more entertaining than my anime. Hahaha. You made them knights. I want to see you struggling to explain their duties to them. Hahaha!'

"Goddess! We four brother beseech your wisdom."

"Speak."

"What are knights?"

'HAHAHA. They are already asking about that and I bet you still have no idea what to tell them. I swear. Sometimes you are just way too much of an airhead.'

'Tsk.'

"Knights are protectors of the weak. You help the needy and protect the innocent, while killing evil. But don't worry about that. As long as you follow me, you will automatically fulfill your duties."

"Thank you for your words of wisdom!"

Did I just create my own fanbase? Anyway as long as they can help me alleviating some of my boredom then everything will be fine.