"One Poke, Man Cums." Fran laughs. "That should be what OPMC stands for."

She has a tattoo on her neck and right above her crotch, its a magical one with divine magic, signifying her status as one of my harem. But even though she is my harem, she can still make it difficult for me.

"Why did I ejaculate so quickly?"

"Had you ever have sex?"

"Uh yea. A long time ago."

"Are you having a sickness? I heard some men take medication for this sort of problem."

I felt insulted. I think that thought probably crosses the mind of everyone who faces the prospect of being diagnosed with "Erectile Dysfunction".

I am a man, right? I am a healthy, strong man. An overpowered main character. But here I am, shooting in a single thrust, it makes me feel, inadequate.

That cannot be true. It is not true. I struggle with that thought, and Fran looks at me. 

"It's not a death sentence, I am sure you can do something about it."

Huh why is she being so helpful now. I thought she wanted out of this harem arrangement, but still, she looks gorgeous nude, the tattoos only make her look sexier. I feel my thing stand again, and she shakes her head. 

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"I'm not letting you put it in until you can last at least 15 minutes. It's a real letdown to have it end in one go."

Agh.

"To be fair, it feels quite good when it happens, but its so abrupt and ends so quickly I felt really shortchanged."

Hey, maybe I can last a bit longer. Its a fluke. Its a fluke.

"I think I got too excited thats why it ended so quickly. Can we try again?"

She pauses. "Hmm, I am pretty sexy. Makes sense if you can't control yourself."

And we do it again. I try my best to keep my thing together, but somehow the moment I put it in I lose control and I ejaculate again. 

She frowns, and sighs.

"Okay. There's not gonna be a third time until you get some control."

I sulk. It felt really good. For me. 

But not for her. And thats bad. 

Can you imagine the shame? I, OPMC, suck in the bedroom, and cannot please a woman. If this gets out how do I even get more harem members????

So this is horrible. Horrible.

"Why do you go so quickly?"

"I.. I dont know. The moment I put it in it just makes me blank out. Did you use any magic?" I think I am trying to find excuses for my own incompetence in this matter

"No." She frowns.

"Huh...."

"Go see a doctor, or maybe go find a sex god to pray for guidance or something." She shakes her head.

She seems like she wants to help. I wonder why now. I feel suspicious. Of everything!

But she is my harem member. 

"Hmmm."

"Look, this divine contract means I am stuck with you. So, I want this to be a pleasant experience for me too. So you better go get your thing sorted, so at least I find pleasure in being a harem member. A woman who is not satisfied may eventually cheat, and you don't want that, right?"

I pause.

I felt my heart sink. 

I feel like burying my head in the ground.

This cannot be happening.

I am an OPMC.

This flies against everything I know!!!!!!!!

But she is right. 

She is right. 

I must get my thing in order. I shall be a sex god.