Palace is ready.

Gold is ready.

I've also hired an army of maids, servants, cleaners to staff the palace, and a few magical constructs to act as guards. I'm a paranoid OPMC, so there are no males in the entire palace. All female! Cannot risk other males from stealing my women, and I think my mentality is like old emperors of China. Unless, concubines.

Whatever, everything's ready.

So once again, I bring Fran. Her face is pale, after all, the terms are complete.

I call out the contract, and it appears, floating overhead. I motion to the palace. And a green tickmark appears on the contract. I motion to ten chests worth 100,000 gold, and another tickmark. Then the maids and servants, a tickmark appears. Then lastly to the store, and the rest of the tickmarks appear as well.

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A sign says "Contract terms fulfilled" appears and it glows.

And Fran looks afraid. "What's going to happen?"

"It's going to enforce the contract, of course."

She gulps, she didn't like the sound of that. But whatever, a deal's a deal.

And zap. It zaps both of us, and transports both of us into the palace's bedroom. Her room. It's gorgeous, airy, spacious, big windows overlooking the lake. And a large, plush bed. And we are both naked on it.

The contract then says. "Have sex."

Fran's naked, and she gulps. She covers her eyes with her hands. "I... Get over with it."

And I do. I poke her with my stick.

And I ejaculate.

And that's the end of the poke.

It's quite a letdown for both of us.

And she stares at me, her face red, both in shame and I think anger.

"You suck. You might be an 'OPMC' as you call yourself, but your bed skills is horrible. Can you get better at sex, or I'm never having sex with you ever again."

I felt like I got hit with a huge hammer. Huge hammer. HUUUUGGEEEE hammer. It's so huge I felt like burying my face like an ostrich in the ground.

I gulp.

That went too fast.

I suck at sex.

I'm depressed.

I need to get help.