"Why are we just watching them fight?"

"Feel free to help out if you want Krillin!" I said

"What about you?" Said Tien

"Oh I can't beat Vegeta, no one can not even Goku!"

"What you said Goku's stronger than him!"

"Yeah I lied, I lie a lot, like that whole Super Saiyans and Saiyan God nonsense!"

"Ha ha! I new that sounded weird!" Said Krillin.

"Well it's partially true, there were Yellow Saiyans and Red Saiyans and maybe even Green ones!"

"What red, yellow, and green?" What is that?"

"Transformations? Yeah and not just Saiyans, humans can do it too!"

"What is that how you got so strong?"

"Me no I went to Namek, Piccolo's home world, talked to the elder and he realised my potential!"

"So that's how you got stronger than everyone?"

"Yeah you can come with me next time to wish Piccolo back to life, you too Tien and we can bring Gohan to!"

"Gohan, why Gohan?"

"Oh he has the greatest potential!"

"What about Goku!"

"Oh he could transform, he has a pure heart or something like that so apparently he is going to become a Yellow Saiyan or so called Super Saiyan!"

"What!"

"What!"

"Anyway senzu beans anyone? Here Gohan eat up."

"How do you have senzu beans I thought that we ran out?"

"Oh I got loads, been growing them for years!"

"And how do you know so much?"

"I asked everyone, Master Roshi, old man Gohan, Kami, even King Kai!"

"King Kai, was that the guy who trained Goku?"

"Yeah, hopefully Piccolo and Yamcha are going to be training with him to!"

"What was that you said to Piccolo about joining with Kami?"

"Piccolo and Kami used to be one person until they split up into good and evil!"

"But fusion?"

"This fusion is called True Namekian Fusion, and it allows Piccolo to access his Super Namekian power. They need to join back together to get all their power back!"

"How strong would they become?"

"Well stronger than either of those two fighting. Anyway when Vegeta realises he can't win so easily he's going to cheat and turn into a giant ape!"

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"What!"

"Like how Goku did that one time!"

"Yeah like Goku did that one time!"

"Right so we just got to cut his tail off?"

"His tail Why?" Said Tien

"I can answer that one, it's what we did when Goku transformed and he turned back to normal!" Said Krillin."

"Why does everyone have weird transformations? Even Piccolo turned into a giant before!"

"You have three eyes maybe you can transform into a Three eyes God!"

"What!"

"You know you are not human right? I mean not totally human, you clearly part Alien yourself, only Krillin and Yamcha are humans here!"

"What?"

"Goku and Vegeta are Saiyans, Chiaotzu is clearly not human, you are part three eyes tribe and me well I'm special!"

"Not human, when did everyone turn into aliens?"

"Well Krillin, the fact that you as a human can keep up with a Saiyan, three eyes tribe and Namekian means that you are probably the strongest human on Earth, until someone makes an Android or something."

"Android, what android?"

"Well Goku did fight one guy who was part machine, what were they again? Red army soldiers, maybe they are building an army of Androids right now and watching this fight with little spy camera's everywhere?"

"That's nonsense, why would they watch us?"

"Well Goku did defeat their army, if they study his powers they could make a bunch of soldiers like those green men you fought earlier, I even asked Bulma about it."

"Bulma!"

"She did build the dragon radar and her father invented capsule corps capsules!"

"So yeah when I gave the doctor Goku's spaceship I asked him to look into it and Bulma seemed interested so I asked her."

"So you really went to Namek?"

"There and back again!"

"Did they look like Piccolo?"

"Well more like Kami but Nails looks just like Piccolo!"

"Nails?"

"Yeah he's strong, I warned them about the Saiyans and Freezer then we summoned the dragon and asked for information about Freezer and other dangerous people."

"So who is this Freezer you keep talking about?"

"Yeah he blows up planets for fun and has an army that sells planets they conquer!"

"That's what Raditz wanted to do."

"Lots of money for nice planets!"

"That's terrible!"

"Oh look he's about to transform get ready you guys!"

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"Tell me Kakarot, how does a low class Saiyan like you get so strong?"

"Well I don't know about that, I'm clearly not as strong as you!"

"That might be true but you are clearly much stronger than I was lead to believe!"

"He he thanks I trained a lot with King Kai and just got stronger I guess!"

"And your friends they seem strangely powerful to, especially that one?"

"Ha even I don't know how he got so strong, I thought he was already strong before but not like that!"

"Well I still don't think you can beat me so why don't you just give up and hand over the Dragon balls already?"

"Oh I think that when you killed Piccolo they were destroyed!"

"So it really was the Namek who made them?"

"Well something like that!"

"Then it really was pointless coming here, now I have to go to Namek and get those ones!"

"Not if I defeat you!"

"Seriously, you must have realised that you can't beat me!"

"Oh I still have a few tricks left like this one - kaio ken!"

"What how did you get so fast all of a sudden?"

"Why don't you surrender?"

"I still have a few tricks of my own!"

Blutz Wave

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"Look he's a giant ape!"

"Okay Krillin, go cut his tail of!"

"Why me?"

"Because Tien will be busy distracting him?"

"What why do I have to distract him!"

"What you want Gohan to fight him?"

"Me, I'm scared!"

"Why don't you do it?"

"Hey why do you think I gave you my senzu beans?"

"Fine I just have to cut his tail off right?"

"Right and me and Gohan we be watching you and Tien!"

"Why do I have to distract him?"

"Fine you heard him Gohan go distract that giant monkey while Krillin cuts his tail off and Tien just stands here watching!"

"I'm scared!"

"Goku's about to get crushed while you are just standing here!"

"Fine I can distract him for a few minutes so Krillin can cut of his tail!"

"Let's go!"

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"Hey you guys are here!"

"Solar flare!"

"I'm blind again!"

"Destructo disk!"

"Shit he jumped!"

"Look out!"

"How are you so fast?"

"Screw you and your cheap tricks"

"He dodged, lol!"

"I'm a elite Saiyan warrior, of course I know to avoid people trying to cut my tail off "

"Oh well you forgot about one thing!"

"What did I forget?"

"Yajirobe!"

"What's a Yajirobe?"

Yajirobe slices of Vegeta's tail.

"That's a Yajirobe!"

"Hey He did it!"

"No thanks to you Krillin!"

"What he dodged!"

"Yeah people do that, unless you are Gohan!"

"Where is Gohan?"

"He's over there staring at the bright light!"

"What!"

"He's transforming into a giant Ape!"

"All part of my cunning plan, now run away before he steps on you!"

"Roar!"