"What happened here?" I said

"Where is the other one?" Said Tien

"Oh I sent him flying but he will be right back!"

"We managed to defeat those green guys but Yamcha is dead and Piccolo got killed saving Gohan from the big guy!" Said Krillin

"Still looks like Gohan went nuts, and he's fighting Nappa!"

"I can't believe how strong he got, maybe he's going to beat that Nappa guy."

"Nah he's not quite there yet."

"Yeah looks like he's out of steam now!"

"Oh look Vegeta is back!"

"You! I'm going to kill all of you, I'm not going to spare anyone now!"

"Hey Vegeta long time no see."

"I'll kill you!"

"Hey Piccolo say hi to King Kai for me and don't forget about fusion with Kami!"

"Hey you don't ignore me, I'll kill you!"

"Oh well Goku's here now so sorry maybe another time?"

"What where?"

"He he! I didn't realise you guys spotted me!"

"Goku!"

"Goku!"

"Kakarot!"

"You must be those bad guys I heard of?"

"Nappa stop playing around and get over here, it's Kakarot!"

"But Vegeta, that kid was stronger than I expected and the green one was pretty tough to!"

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"Ha who do you think took out Raditz? Piccolo might have been the one to kill him but it was Gohan who injured him so badly he couldn't get away!"

"See Vegeta these guys were stronger than we expected!"

"Shut up Nappa, it's only these two left, the others barely defeated the Saibamen and they look all beat up now!"

"So Goku, think that you can take both of them or what?"

"Well baldy here seems pretty strong but I can beat him, it's this guy and you who surprised me!"

"Hey I'm the second strongest Saiyan ever!"

"Well if he's the strongest Saiyan then you're number three now I'm here, unless you include this guy then you are forth strongest!"

"Enough small talk lets see your power level, what it's over 9,000 how are you so strong, your almost as strong as this monster!"

"What did I tell you about trusting those scouters, Goku's clearly stronger than both of us!"

"Impossible!"

"He he ! Well I don't know, I didn't realise you were so strong either, I guess you've been training as hard as me."

"Just shut up and stop acting modest, I will deal with Nappa you can fight Vegeta here and don't hold back, look how messed up everyone else is, lucky I got senzu beans."

"Oh I wanted to fight both of them!"

"Fine fine!"

What fight both of us, I don't care what the scouter says I'm killing you!" Said Nappa

Nappa immediately gets defeated by Goku!

"Nappa you idiot!"

"Oh don't be like that Vegeta, you still need six Saiyans for that ritual!" I said

"What, why should I believe you?"

"Oh I don't know, I was thinking after Goku beats you, we round up a few more Saiyans and you turn Goku here into a Saiyan God!"

"What!"

"What, why would I help you!"

"What is a Saiyan God?"

"Ha ha! Good question Goku and since you hit your head and don't remember being a Saiyan I'll explain it to you a little, there use to be nice Saiyans who figured out how to transform into a more powerful type, some people call it a Super Saiyan and then a bunch of them got together and they turned their leader into something called a Super Saiyan God!"

"What, where are they?"

"Oh an Evil Saiyan went crazy and killed them all and blew up their home world planet Salad or something like that, so they ended up going to planet Plant and stealing it from the locals and renaming it Vegetable!"

"Planet Vegeta not Vegetable!"

"Sure sure what ever, but then Freezer blew up that planet and all the Saiyans died except for you and these guys and maybe some more hiding somewhere!"

"So why tell us about that?"

"Yeah why did you tell them about this Super Saiyan and god stuff, what if they get stronger? Said Krillin

"Oh I figured if Vegeta here new he needed more Saiyans he wouldn't be so happy about killing Gohan over there or Goku here since there are only four of you Saiyans and he still needs two more"

"Ha I don't need anyone to become a Super Saiyan and if I do need more Saiyans I can just find some more or make some of my own."

"Yeah, no Saiyan women, so you will need to find someone to date you at least!"

"I'm the Prince of all Saiyans when I become the Legendary Super Saiyan all the remaining Saiyans will rush to follow me."

"Okay Goku you can kick Vegeta's ass now."

"Right!"