"Okay you weaklings fight the Saibamen, Gohan and Piccolo you keep Nappa busy, I'm fighting Prince Vegeta here. I want a decent fight before Goku turns up and defeats them all."
"Goku, you mean Kakarot? There's no way he's that strong and he died fighting Raditz already, he probably just ran away when we got here!"
"Yeah he was pretty weak when he fought Raditz, that's why he's been training non stop in otherworld!"
"Then where is he?"
"Oh you guys got here early and even when I told them you might get here sooner than expected they forgot he had to fly back before he could help!"
"Fly back? We have been waiting ages for Kakarot and you're telling me he's still not here?"
"Well he wasn't exactly on Earth and he is kinda dumb but it gives me a chance to fight you so I won't complain."
"You might be stronger than Nappa but I'm an elite Saiyan and the strongest Saiyan ever, even with Kakarot you can't beat me!"
"Let's see! Everyone attack!"
As Piccolo attacks Nappa, I rush towards Vegeta.
Yamcha "these Saibamen can't be that strong guys I can fight them alone!"
Yamcha immediately gets defeated by a Saibamen.
Krillin starts attacking another Saibamen and so does Tien.
"These guys are crazy strong I can barely fight with one ' says Krillin
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"Yeah I can't believe those guys use them as canon fodder" said Tien
"Right but look at Piccolo and Gohan, they are fighting the big guy, what was his name Nappa and I can't even keep up with that let alone those monsters fighting over there."
"Yeah I thought that we would be able to keep up after all that training, I even lasted 3 months in the time chamber and I finally thought I was pretty strong!"
"Damn these green guys are too much, I can't believe they got Yamcha already!"
"Chiaotzu how are you doing, I will come help you when I finish this one."
"Don't worry about me I can keep fighting, I'm not that weak either, I can keep up with this one."
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"Ha you are pretty strong for a human, and I didn't think this planet would have anyone worth fighting. I expected Nappa to deal with that!"
"Oh is that a compliment Vegeta, and I was expecting you to insult me some more!"
"I'm a Saiyan warrior, born to fight and I live for battle, I don't waste my time with weaklings, that was Raditz job, how about you come work for me, at least you are more interesting than those weaklings, I could use someone like you when I face Freezer and it seems like your not as dumb as most people."
"Don't worry about Freezer, there's no way you could face him! Like seriously he destroyed your home world and all your people combined couldn't stop him!"
"I'm not like those weaklings getting killed so easily, I'm going to surpass Freezer by becoming the legendary Super Saiyan."
"You should worry about defeating me first, and Freezer has an army. Don't forget the Ginyu force."
"Oh I haven't forgotten, why do you think I sent Raditz to Earth, we needed more guys to fight the weaklings while I deal with the others."
"Yeah Captain Ginyu's power level is 120,000 apparently and he can swap bodies. If he thinks that you are stronger than him, he will just steal that body of yours and then what?"
"Oh really, you seem to have all the information about everyone. Did the Dragon really tell you all that?"
"That an more, but seriously you a Super Saiyan, yeah I can imagine it, look at me Prince Vegeta the strongest Super Saiyan ever! And then you still get defeated by Goku."
"I'll kill you!"
"Ha, shit, oh crap I guess I hit a nerve. Crap you've gotten faster."
"Take that!"
"Auch, damn I'm losing!"
"Not so funny now is it!"
"Well it's been fun fighting with you, but looks like I should fight dirty, Solar flare!"
"My eyes, I'm blind!"
"Eat this sucker, destructo disk!"
"You almost took my head off!"
"kamehameha!"