"So Vegeta like I was saying, you need at least six Saiyans for the ritual to become a Saiyan God and well how many Saiyans are left? There's you and Nappa, that is two. Gohan is a half Saiyan but it still counts, that makes three. Goku just got wished back with the Dragon balls, so four. You just need to find two more. What about your brother Table he's a Saiyan Prince?"
"How do you know about Table he got expelled from Planet Vegeta for being to weak?"
"Like I said been doing my homework and then there is that Legendary Super Saiyan guy who got expelled, what was his name again Broly? Well I don't think he will help you or his father. I guess you can just wish for some Saiyans to be brought back to life. But you will need at least two wishes, one to restore Planet Vegeta and the second to bring the Saiyans back. If you just wish people back to life after their planet was destroyed they would appear in the space where the planet was. So like I said two wishes and since we just used the Dragon balls to bring Goku back to life you will have to wait a year for them!"
"What about the Namekian, I thought it was weird you have magic balls on some random planet but now I see you got a Namekian it all makes sense!"
"Ol you noticed Piccolo is an Alien, Raditz just called him green man?"
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" Yeah I'm not as dumb as Riditz, he still hasn't realised anything, that idiot even believed Freezer when he said an Astroid destroyed Planet Vegeta! But since you got a Namekian then we just have to go to planet Namek and take those Dragon balls and I thought those things were a myth!"
"Well that is if you survive this little fight and even then you will have competition, Freezer has been spying on you guys all along and it's not like the Namekians are just going to let you have their Dragon balls, even I had a hard time collecting them and I was nice enough to warn them about you and Freezer!"
"What you have been to Namek! And you got the Dragon balls?"
"Well since Goku got killed by an Alien and Raditz said you would be coming, I rounded up all the spaceships I could find on Earth, unfortunately Gohan here broke Raditz spaceship but Goku's and Piccolo's were both fine!"
"So what did you ask for? Immortality, how to defeat us, more powers?"
"Immortality thats crazy, and how to beat you well I don't need dragon balls for that, no I asked for information like I always do, information on you and Freezer and anyone else who's dangerous like Broly etc."
"Oh you don't need the dragon balls to beat us, don't make me laugh, you are the weakest one here and only the Namek is even worth worrying about. The rest of you losers would lose to the Saibamen. You guys could barely beat Raditz and the Saibamen are stronger than him, Nappa get out the Saibamen, then deal with that Namekian.!"
"Sure thing Vegeta, this guy is all talk they won't be a problem when they realise they can't even beat the Saibamen!"
"Ha! Weakest here, you shouldn't trust those scouters, even Gohan here is stronger than he looks, we are just reducing are power level so you don't run away. Gohan show them what you got."
"Yes sir!"
"Ha his power level is only, wait why is it rising, what is this it's already over 2,000 and rising. 3,000 what the 4,000 that is wait another level is rising, your level is already over 5,000 and still climbing 6,000 wait wait seven eight nine... It's over Ten Thousand!