"Grab the children and run away!"
"Scatter!"
"Looks like we have interlopers Zarbon, Dodoria deal with them!"
"Yes Lord Freezer!"
"Go go go!"
"Not so fast!"
"Get lost idiot!"
"Krillin, Gohan hide your power levels and get out of here!"
"I'm not letting you leave!"
"I'll be taking this!"
"My scouter hand it over!"
"Solar flare!"
"My eyes, I'm blinded!"
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"We managed to get away from them!"
"Who are you people?"
"We are friends with Nails, we came here to see what Freezer is doing and rescue you guys."
"Rescue us why?"
"You know Nails?"
"Let's get back to the Grand Elder, we can talk later!"
"But the Dragon ball, I must not let them take it!"
"Don't worry about it, as long as you guys are safe we can steal it back later, they still need all seven before they can do anything and we already have two!"
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"But I'm supposed to "
"The Grand Elder sent us to bring you back, you can tell him what happened!"
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"So anyway I destroyed all of their scouters except this one, so they should not be able to track you now, until they get more scouters and reinforcements."
"So they won't be able to find us or the Dragon balls?"
"Exactly, and you should leave the planet while you can, if Freezer realises that he won't get a wish he's more than capable of destroying the planet and before you say no one destroys planets, Freezer has destroyed at least one planet for sure when he got upset!"
"How could he be so evil to kill so many people?"
"That guy is pure evil, I can just sense it from him!"
"He's a monster!"
"But what about the Dragon balls?"
"We are planning to go steal them when the time is right and wish the Namekians back to life!"
"But you can only wish one person back at a time and there are three wishes so only three people can return!"
"Actually we have Dragon balls on Earth and they can bring back a whole group of people if you word your wish correctly, we need your Dragon balls to wish the Namekian on earth back to life so that we can use the Earth's Dragon balls!"
"So you can bring everyone back to life at once?"
"Well yes and no, you see the Dragon brings everyone back to life where they died and if your planet is blown up, well you understand right so I need to ask the Dragon to move everyone to a safe place first, that's why I need King Kai and the Supreme Kai, I need to find a safe place in otherworld to send all the people killed by Freezer, his soldiers and family first, then use the Earth's Dragon balls to wish them back."
"So you are planning on resurrecting more people?"
"I wish for all innocent people killed by bad guys to get brought back to life even if their planet was destroyed, I wish I could bring back planets to but I don't know if you can restore a planet!"
"Everyone killed by bad guys?"
"That's a lot of people!"
"There's the people on Earth Nappa and Vegeta killed and all the Namekians who got killed and all the other people, I would include the Saiyans if I can!"
"The Saiyans, weren't they evil?"
"Not all of them, like Goku's parents, I have heard they were nice Saiyans, just look at Goku he's a Saiyan and he's nice!"
"But he was raised on Earth!"
"Exactly, not all Saiyans are Evil it depends some of them were just unlucky!"
"So how do you decide who to bring back?"
"Well that's why I need the Supreme Kai he can ask King Yema and find out who is naughty and who is nice, I just need to wish all the nice people to go to Supreme Kai's world and then use Earth's Dragon balls to wish all of them back to life!"
"That's great we can save everyone!"
"Also I need some of you Namekians to stay on Earth!"
"Earth why?"
"Kami has been looking for a replacement for ages, we need a new guardian for Earth so Kami can retire!"
"But why a Namekian?"
"Kami asked Goku but he said no, but actually a Namekian would be best because Kami can transfer the Dragon balls to them so they still work when he and Piccolo fuse back together!"
"You really think Kami and Piccolo are going to fuse back together?"
"If Piccolo and Kami reunited they might be able to fight Freezer!"
"You really think that they would be that strong?"
"Maybe, maybe not but if five Namekians actually merged into one they might also become a Legendary Super Namekian!"
"Legendary Super Namekian thats a myth!"
"I don't know ask the Grand Elder, he should be able to tell you."
"What is Piccolo and Kami doing right now anyway?"
"Piccolo and Yamcha just got to King Kai's world so they should be training, I don't know what Kami is doing in other world!"
"So when do we collect the Dragon balls?"
"We need to wait until Goku is strong enough to fight Freezer without dying and actually put up a good fight, so still a while, plus if Vegeta gets stronger he can help fight Freezer and we can still wish for Vegeta to become immortal if he really wants to."
"But if Vegeta is immortal!"
"Well wish Goku is immortal to or something, plus I wish everyone was fit and healthy and never gets sick or ill sounds good!"
"Eternal youth sounds good!"
"But if Vegeta is immortal he might kill everyone and blow up the planet!"
"You should learn Evil containment wave, and put him in a jar or rice cooker!"
"Rice cooker!"
"As long as you use a special seal it would work!"
"So how long do we need to wait, why can't we just wish Goku was stronger?"
"Ask the Grand Elder about the wishes!"
"Fine I'll ask him!"
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"Zarbon, Dodoria how could you let them get away?"
"I'm sorry Lord Freezer, they stole my scouter and destroyed the other ones!"
"You fools, why can't you do anything, must I rely on the Ginyu force for everything?"
"I'm sorry Lord Freezer!"
"Idiots summon the Ginyu force and tell them to bring new scooters, at least we got the Dragon ball, let's go back to the ship!"
"Yes Lord Freezer!"
"Right away Lord Freezer!"