We did it lads! It got review bombed so hard it's now offline and it has been confirmed to be my own work by Amazon. Thanks for the assist folks!

Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.

Apparently this is the fastest anyone has gotten a story taken down for IP theft. That's a great achievement and it couldn't have been done without y'all.

I'm heading to work now and I've got the biggest smile on my face. This update is a thank you for all of you who aided in taking that crappy knock off out.