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Are you raising a little monster? Let Creepy Critters Child Care help your terror-in-training reach their full potential! Our specialized daycare program is designed to nurture the growth of your toddler monster, encouraging them to develop the essential skills they need to become the most frightening creature they can be. (Dismemberment insurance not included.)
At Creepy Critters, we understand that socialization is key to a young monster's development. That’s why our program focuses on interactive activities that encourage your little beast to bond with other like-minded fiends. We believe that learning to play with their food (or future victims) is crucial in developing teamwork and leadership skills. From tiny trolls to baby banshees, all are welcome! (Prices depend on child’s size and temperament.)
Our staff of witches, warlocks, and certified werewolf wranglers are specially trained in monster-toddler handling. With backgrounds in Transfiguration, Potions, and Creepy Crawly Care, our team ensures your little fiend gets the proper attention and nurturing they need to develop their unique abilities. (Children will be kicked out for eating staff. Seriously, please don’t eat our staff. Misty from legal hates doing the paperwork.)
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Your monster’s early years are crucial for their growth into a fearsome beast. Don’t let them miss out on the chance to sharpen their claws, hone their howl, and make friends they can scare humans with for years to come!
((By enrolling your monster child in Creepy Critters Child Care, you, the parent or guardian, acknowledge that the Provider (Creepy Critters Child Care and its staff) is not responsible for any injuries, dismemberments, transmogrifications, curses, hexes, possessions, venomous bites, breath attacks, combustions, spontaneous resurrections, hauntings, spectral possessions, disappearances into alternate dimensions, incomplete reanimations, or accidental or intentional deaths that may occur during playtime, snack time, nap time, craft time, or any other time while your child is in our care, including but not limited to damage caused by bites, claws, spells, soul-sucking, teleportation, shape-shifting, hexed snacks, cursed slime, toxic fumes, dark energy outbursts, or misfired enchantments; by agreeing to our terms, you fully release Creepy Critters Child Care from any liability or claim for compensation in the event your child is fatally or partially consumed, cursed beyond recognition, or otherwise transformed into something entirely unrecognizable, and you accept that no refunds or reanimation guarantees will be offered under any circumstances, regardless of your child's current state of existence, re-existence, or any altered state in between—essentially, your child’s wellbeing is your risk, not ours.
- Signed Misty the Murderous))