Lunatic! this is madness. Should I just..?

But first I needed to make sure I had all my abilities. 'System, show menu' I thought

[Status | Inventory | Quests | Abilities | Map | Level up to unlock more menu functionalities]

'Show status'

[Name: Abdo | Title: None | Health: 7| Health Regen: 0.1/min | Mana: 0 | Mana Regen: 0| |Strength: 0.7 | Intelligence: 0.3 |Attack-Speed: 0.4 | Agility: 0.6 | Endurance: 0.4 | Tenacity: 0.1]

This? What is this shitty status? Fuck, I guess sitting 24/7 gaming does have it's side effects..

Let's check abilities first before examining what each Status means.

'Show Abilities' Please I don't care about the first four abilities, I hope it's there please!

[ Abilities -> {Execute, Swift Strikes, True Strikes, Double Strikes, Revives}]

Yes!!!! YES! it's fucking here!

Elens or whatever fuck you are called, 'YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD.' The fear I was feeling was calming down, but another emotion was rising, and that was RAGE.

Yes I was getting angry, how dare you do this to me, how DARE you! You don't know who are you dealing with. I prepared myself to shout at this clown, what are you going to do? kill me? that's what I'm waiting for you retard. DO IT!

I know thinking about it logically, even one Revive is going to be very precious to me, but I was truly angry and couldn't contain myself from outbursting at this fool. I mean, Yes technically he was a lot stronger than me, but if I remember correctly the max should be 12 Ascension, so he still shouldn't be that powerful yet.

My mouth was moving ready to shout, but, it was frozen.

"Elons, now, don't scare our guests anymore"

This? what is this? It was a soft tender voice, but I could feel the world reacting in some strange way to this voice. Like, words themselves were commands. I glanced at where the voice was coming from. A young looking lady was coming from the only door to this room, which I assumed was for summoning what they label as 'Heroes'. She was, very pretty, how I knew when there was a veil covering her face? I don't know, it was an instinctive feeling.

Meanwhile Elons froze, looking at him I felt some kind of relief. Maybe someone sane enough is here to actually explain what is happening? I was getting hopeful. Maybe we were really Heroes summoned here to assist the church in whatever predicament they are in? Elons said that the Terma, was recuperating, maybe there is danger or war happening and they needed our help?

I glanced at the lady wearing the veil, this time I focused, trying to prompt the system to show me some information about this person who I will be speaking with.

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I waited but, the system showed nothing.

"Isn't it kind of rude staring at me like this?" The lady said, meanwhile my body just froze. I couldn't even look somewhere else, my eyes were locked to this person.

"Oh, you are trying to read my information? Why not just ask? My name is Deir Terma." This? how did she knew? Am I screwed? Wait? Terma? Is she related somehow to the Divine Empress?

"I'm Sorry." At least I could still speak.

"What is the reason I was summoned here? is there a war or something you need our help with?" I asked, this time expecting a reasonable answer, I mean this person must be very strong, so there should be no reason not to answer me, presumably an ant standing infront of her.

"Yes" She answered. What Yes? I was getting impatient tbh, I know I shouldn't given the situation, but just tell me why the fuck I'm here or just unsummon me from this shit..

"There was a war before," she continued "but the allies were victorious, and no there shouldn't be any danger, not with me here"

"This? THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SUMMON ME?" Fuck I did it.. Huh? I could feel something drop to the ground? I looked and it was.. An arm? I couldn't process what happened till I heard the cursed voice of Elons..

"Now, now, you should be thankful your head wasn't the one that dropped to the ground instead of an arm"

FUCK MY ARM.. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" It was painful, but less painful than I imagined, It was just like a feeling of getting burned. The bleeding stopped? Was I getting truly burned?

"Elons, why did you do that? This might lower the price we will be getting..." The soft voice was getting louder gradually, maybe an indication of anger? Price? What do you mean?

"Princess, even if I die I will allow no disrespect to you in my presence, it should be grateful that it only lost it's arm"

Wait, WHAT do you mean lower the price? also why the FUCK you piece of little crap, you referred to me as 'it' and not 'he'

"Lower the price? are you talking about me?" I asked, my voice trembling from watching all that blood and even seeing my detached arm turning into dust.

The so called princess looked at me while raising her hand, "Yes, what we need is money. {Lock All}" She said. What is this madness? MONEY? So I'm just here as a premium merchandise I assume? Also Lock All what? Is she also a lunatic? I was questioning what happened till I got a system prompt.

[You have been affected with a debuff! All abilities are locked and cannot be activated!] Huh? I cannot use my abilities anymore? Jokes on you, bitch, I don't have any active abilities.. I gotta say, I was a terrible actor. I tried making a scared face. It seemed to work? Because the next thing I heard was Elons laughter.

"haha, yes this is the face all products make when they get all their abilities locked! I can't also wait to see that face!"

"Elons, need I to remind you that there will be no training for this product collection, the Fayez auction house was adamant about that." She glanced at me and continued "as for his arm, he was summoned like that. I already contacted the auction house that the delivery will be fulfilled soon."

"Yes, Princess!" Elons gave a deep bow to the exiting princess, then looked at me while licking his lips.

"As for you, be honored to even be able to talk to our princess like that!"

As the princess exited Elons approached me. "Now this might hurt, hehehe" He approached me with a some kind of neck collar in his hands, when did he get that neck collar from? Do the Npc, I mean people here also have inventories? This is going to be hard..

"Now, Scream." Elons said as he put the collar around my neck, I was confused, I couldn't feel any pain, should I be feeling any pai---

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" This "FUCKKKKKK" "I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" The collar seemed to activate and I could feel thousands of needles poking me

"HAHAHAHAHHAHA" All I could hear were faint sound of laughter, and pain is all I could feel. To make it worse a System prompt was activated, this time it was red.

[ An Admin key was connected ]

"System, Shut, Down." It was Elons voice, he was saying it slowly with his hands making contact to the collar, there is no way this is happening right?

[Shutting down...]

Then All pain just went away, with the collar crumbling and turning to dust.