After I entered the gate, I immediately froze as I shook involuntarily.
Wherever the hell I got spawned into isn't simple.
I could feel a strong instinctual sense of submission and fear, like an ant in front of an elephant, no, like an ant in front of a god! I felt like death was surrounding me, and I could feel myself dying. A presence of something that I couldn't even see shook me to my core.
What are the chances of me dying as soon as I got teleported to this terrible place of Infernith? Is it just bad luck or is Infernith really that dangerous?
I could feel an inner ability in me that I didn't even know about fighting against the otherworldly presence that threatened to suffocate me.
Knowing I still had my Revives eased me a bit, I willed everything inside and moved my head bit by bit.
I could see that I was in a very dark room, with only a green light illuminating the space. My vision was affected, and visibility was low due to the darkness in the room. I took glances around me and noticed torches on the walls, which appeared to be the source of the green light. As I turned my head, my vision finally landed on a throne made of bones. I didn't examine the seat carefully as my vision involuntarily focused on the being sitting on the throne.
I couldn't help but take a deep breath and mutter:
"Bloody fucking hell!!"
HOW FUCKING UNLUCKY AM I TO BE TELEPORTED INSIDE A FREAKING THRONE ROOM!!
IT WAS FUCKING DEMON!!
I couldn't help but stare at it's horns in a trance, what brought my out of that trance was a disgusting smell. FUCKKKKK!
I looked at the demon carefully, even though it was sitting on the throne it seemed tall, it was lanky with a slim body. Its head was adorned with nine full horns and one smaller, half-formed horn on the side. The demon was draped in a grand robe, its flowing fabric adorned with intricate designs and symbols associated with the occult.
I'm fucking dead, YES, no way in fucking hell I'm surviving in front of that being, I lost all hope, until I noticed it's eyes, they were closed!!
I took a closer look at the demon and noticed that one hand rested on the demon's face, and the demon's eyes were fully closed like it was in a deep sleep!
THE FUCK?!
Did it not awaken because it thought my presence was too much of a peasant for it to bother with?
A chance!!!
There must be something I can do, something I can take advantage off while it was not aware of my being, WAIT, I fucking have a system!!!!
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Suddenly remembering that I have a cheat ability like System, I thought:
'System!!!'
A blue screen started appearing in front of my eyes! but, it was, loading? fuck why is it loading I have no time for this shit, every second is very precious, please mighty System! load fast!!
Thankfully the System finally loaded, but it was like nothing that I imagined it to be.
It was a menu which I wasn't familiar with..
[Stream (Currently Live) | Email | Inventory | Extensions ]
The fuck is that shit? Where is my fucking status or fucking cheat quests or cheat abilities? Wait, I have the cheat abilities already, but, what the fuck is this?
First I clicked on the Inventory, with hope that bitch Zara left me something, but I found it empty, I opened the Email and I found something there?
It was like a normal Email inbox, there was a sender name, a title and an icon, the first page seemed full? how?
Maybe Zara regretted it and sent me something like the starting items via the Email?
The page had like 30 Emails all with icons, some were even titled as [Mystery Item], reading the name Mystery Item, my gaming instinct urged me to click on that Email, so I did.
After I clicked on the icon, a huge sword suddenly appeared in front of me.
I instinctively grabbed the handle with my right arm, the only arm I had anyway, the sword appeared to be very long, there were some kind of thorns on the sword, but it was a unique sword I have never seen before or imagined was possible? the blade was a weirdly cylinder shape? The tip wasn't at any way sharp it had the shape of a pyramid??
I took a swing unconsciously and the blade seemed to be moving in a rubbery way with each swing, THE FUCK IS THAT THING???
It took every power in me not to scream at this situation, if only I could find the fucker who sent me that Email, I would shove that sword up his fucking arse!
With rage I opened the Email again and this time looked downwards and could see the number of pages, I couldn't help but take a deep breath, WHAT THE FUCK?
[1, 2, 3, 4 ..., 1M+]
A one fucking million page Emails? This is freaking ridiculous!
I glanced at some items and I could find that the majority of the item I saw were.. JUNK FUCKING ITEMS, not the majority, it was all of the items I saw, FUCK, there should be at least some items that can prove to be helpful right??
But there was no buttons to even filter the Emails, how the fuck Am I going to read through all of them!!
This will fucking take an eternity!
I closed the Email tab and then clicked on the Stream tab, whatever the cause of me getting all of those Emails should be because of that Stream tab.
Like I expected I saw myself in the screen that appeared in front of me, WAIT, I urgently glanced at my bottom and thankfully it was so dark here in the room, so there was nothing visible. PHEW.
I looked at the title and could only say one word, BITCH!!
The next thing my eyes went to was a number prefixed by 'Views', and it left my mouth wide open - holy! The number was 1B+! I clicked on the number, and the full number was displayed: 1,234,567,890! Un-FUCKING-believable!
Next to the screen was a chat and fuck! it was fucking going down so fast, I couldn't even make sense of what was written, I scrolled upward hopefully the chat will stay still and it worked, I could see the scrollbar shrinking very fucking fast.
I looked at the chat and I could finally read it:
[Burt Toast: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA]
[Chuckle McButterpants: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL]
[Dirk Diggler: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL]
[Pixel: Are you a foodie at heart? Do you love to experiment with different flavors and cuisines? Tune in to our channel!]
[Fanny Tushy: I CAN"T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY TOOK A SWING WITH THAT HAHAHAHAH]
[Iggy Popcorn: HHHHHHHHHHHHH I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH]
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Reading all chats, I couldn't help but yell angrily:
"FUCKERSSSSSSSS"
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After I yelled at the fuckers who were making fun of me, I stood motionless there for a few minutes and couldn't help but mutter:
"Huh? I'm not net dead yet?"