Okay period 5 is over, now it's break. Okay go to locker, grab doritoes and then go to library and go from there.
I exited the classroom after the tide of stampeding students had gone to a trickle, and that's as far as I got. Why, you may ask well because the school exploded in a flash of light.
"Congratulations!" Some Voice announced, "You're all dead so you can entertain me, The Mortal God!" Raising his voice high in arrogance and then continuing in a lower tone, "So, in exchange I'll grant you one ability that extends across your school/year group, that being apprasial, one per year level and finally one per group.... That's your cue to move into groups, smaller the better." When he finished I moved to find my friends, Christian, Seb if he was actually killable as he is a "Sebian" don't question it, Jack a.k.a Jaxx, Joe and Locky.
"How the FUCK did that thing kill me?!" The "Sebian" shouted in my ear after grabing my shoulders. Seb was a bit shorter than me and I'm a bit above 180cm (I measured about late 1st term), his acne was worse than mine, that according to my Dad was caused by, "... all the chips you eat. They're full of oil whichcause acne." or something like that, and he had a long face that I had compared to horse and I still see the resemblence even after all these years, with hair that his girlfriend or ex or someone he knows, has been called chocolate brown. It is not chocolate brown.
"He's a "God" that's why your dead." I said bluntly.
"So?" He asked.
"Let's find Christian, Jaxx, Joe and Locky then we'll work out how you're dead." I said not wanting to stay on that topic.
After 10 minutes of searching for 4 guys in a sea of year 10s all wearing the same uniform in an infinite space of white I finally find the other guys.
All of them were shorter than me with joe being the closest in height to me. Joe was a lanky guy with what Christian refers to as a "mane" on his face and besides that nothing notable. Locky wasn't that tall or short he was skinny and had blonde hair, Jaxx was the shortest of the group, shorter than Riley and was the dumb one out us all and finally Christian, he had dark hair, wasn't skinny or fat nor chubby but I'd say somewhat close to that. That there was my friends at its biggest.
"MOTHER FUCKER!!!! WRONG FUCKING SCHOOL!" The Mortal God screamed in rage, "I FUCKING KILLED MYSELF. Fuck it, it'll be fun goal still accomplished." Time then paused. How I knew that was that everyone stopped moving and talking except my group.
"Congrats you are all getting your own group ability and then another one and then your own and then you get to make your character out of the avaliable races. There are no vampires." He said quickly and then a blue screen I recognised from Royal Road Legends and then Samuel appeared.
"Really? You bring back Samuel, how about dungeon Jaxx?" I asked laughing to myself.
"Course I'd use Samuel and Dungeon Jaxx well, I made him and then I made him a demi-God on the quest to become a God because I... Created him in my head and shared him across the world. He holds a special place in my non-existant heart." He was tearing up nearly crying same with me.
"Heath Heath Heath Heath Heath, hold up. The guy that killed us and more importantly me, is YOU?!? What?" Seb asked in shock and disbelief.
"I owe you this much, your race is Sebian in the next world Seb and yes I am Heath. Don't question it." Future Alternate me assured Seb???? Maybe?????? Question marks????
"Seb, you ruined the moment." I said now somewhat out of my sentimental state.
"Wait alternate future God me, was Seb ever a Sebian?" I asked dying to know the truth.
"7 9 11." He told me in my standard dodge the question thing.
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"Fuck me."
"No no no, fuck you? No fuck me." He answered back creating a reference that we all laughed at.
"Now then... Me do you rember that Royal Road LitRPG, with the bloodline thing?" He asked me.
"Of course I do. My God, you made the world we're going to like that with a shit ton of mythical beings and sci-fi races still planet bound."
"Correct, also you're all the one family now."
I was crying in excitment at the prospect of what the implications meant.
"Well, the abilities your group gets can not be immortality or impervious to damage and I may or may not nerf the abilities you choose." He said whilst I was still in tears.
20 minutes later...
"So the 1st group ability we've got is..."
Phase Shift 3 User is untouchable for 30 seconds and moves five times as fast. Higher levels increase duration and speed boost
"Thank you Samuel. So, what's our second ability?" I asked the 5 other guys.
"....."
"Fine the ability to summon customizable units that scale with what it's made of." I said having already planned this out.
"Really? Really Heath? Come on that one was the ability you choose when we were talking about a similar topic during sport." Christian announced.
"So, it's a good ability because what's more fun than watching guys struggle to survive, get slaughtered by a slime or something weak?" I asked them all indirectly meeting no answer.
"We all agree with what I've proposed?" I was met with nods.
You are now onto character creation and then personal abilities. Heath, thank you for creating me... It... it means a lot to me
"I have no regrets with creating you Samuel and your welcome." I said solemly trying to avoid crying.
Then a massive list of race names appeared in front of me. This was going to take a while.
60 years later...
My options were finally down to
1. Some kind of elven sub-species
2. Custom
3. Some kind of energy being
4. A parasite of some kind
5. A demon of some kind
32 years later...
Custom it is.
Mother fucker... What appeared in front of would take me 5 times as long to finally read through and I don't know how long to decide
Unkown amount of millenia later...........
Okay I've got it. 6 eyes all around my head, a head that a manequinn would have, a rectangular torso that curves so it looks like a human torso. 4 arms because why the fuck not. My arms were like a cylinder with a sphere acting as the joints allowing a near full range of movment and the fingers and thumbs were like the arms but smaller. 2 legs with a similar style to the arms and the feet were like a tissue box. That was the base of my body. Next I carved perfect mana, chi, qi and divine path ways to maximumise the amount I could generate and minimise the amount I'd need to expend on a spell or some such. After that I added 4 mana cores, chi cores, qi cores and divine cores which became the on and made my path ways the one which then created 4 what you would call hearts. I made my blood so acidic that few beings besides myself will survive against it and to make matters better it's also highly poisonous so I have the perfect assassination weapon. My hair was as dark as space and my eyes were blue. I didn't have ears or a mouth nor a nose and then decided to remove the eyes and instead see, hear, smell, taste and eat by absorbing and then interpret it within 0.00000000001 seconds and then start reacting to it at about 0.00000002 seconds. That's for anything. Best part was that I could change how I preceived time I have it set at about 0.5 of the normal time speed. My skin colour was changable for reasons. I added the veins through out the body and made sure they were difficult to hit so I wouldn't bleed out. I let Samuel add some other stuff I missed and then finally added an exoskeleton to my body that was thinned a bit or non-existant in certain places a.k.a joints and similar things.
Hitting confirm and then going to work out what ability I should use that would work well with everyone else's.
Looking around I noticed that the changes hadn't happened so I assumed they'd happen when we reached the planet. So, everyone was done character building but we decided to finish it after going through what would work best.
"Okay there are 6 of us. So, we need at least one healer, one tank, one mage, one DPS, one rogue and one archer. Christian your that rogue, Joe your the healer, Jaxx your the archer or similar, locky your a mage, I'll go tank and dps and Seb pick any one. For abilities, can we all use mana?" I was rushing this so I could enjoy the world that would be my grave.
"'Course Heath." Or something along those lines was what I recieved.
"Jaxx, you need an ability that generates mana and allows you to transfer it to others. Christian get something to bolster your rogue stuff, Locky some passive barrier will do you well, Joe mass healing or insanly high regen will do well and Seb... What did you choose class wise?" I was rushing this a lot.
"I was thinking DPS with some disabling ability." He told me.
"Okay, that'll work and I'll go with a.... skill taker and giver ability." I said in a bout of brilliance.
End because the tables don't look right