"Okay, guy-whose-I-still-don't-know, is it better to be a small team of mercs or an army?" I asked the demon.
"Mercenaries have to have at least 40 people otherwise they're adventurers but you can have a small combat team. Also my name's Marodon." Marodon said.
"Okay, get the names and expertise of all the slaves, wait just the expertise I'm not remembering 50 names." I told him and then he ran off, probably hoping to improve his standing with me.
"Have any of you checked your stats?"
"No, not yet."
"Okay check then. Status."
Name: Heath Level: 2 HP: 80/80 Race: Hellwalker Class: Hell's Warrior Class: Summoner HP Regen: 4 Per hour + 0.001 Per hour from Accelerated Healing Warrior's Rage: 10/10 Chi Level: 1 Qi Level: 1 Mana Level: 1 Divine Level: 2 CP: 5/5 QP: 10/10 MP: 70/70 DP: 5025/25 CP Regen: 1 Per Hour QP Regen: 2 Per Hour MP Regen: 6 Per Hour DP Regen: 1 Per Hour Inner Peace: 10% Int: 5
Skill, Divine Potential 2: Has the potential to become a "God."Higher levels increase divine level as well as move usercloser to the realm of a "God." Higher levels also unlock bonuses.Currently waiting for user to use skill to unlock bonuses.
Total Str: 1(3) Main Str: 2(3) Physical Beating End: 2(5) Physical exhuastion End: 1(0.5) Wis: 6 Wil: 3 Dex: 1 Cha: 4 Perception: 2 Intergration: 20% Time Perception: 0.1 Reaction Speed: 1.1 Lck: 50 Agi: 3 Spd: 5 Con: 3 Skills & Traits
Divine Potential 2: Has the potential to become a "God."Higher levels increase divine level as well as move usercloser to the realm of a "God." Higher levels also unlock bonuses.Currently waiting for user to use skill to unlock bonuses.
Summon Minion UNIQUE 2: This unique ability allows for the summon of a completely upgradable and customizable minion that allows presets. Higher levels allow more to be summoned at a time and for higher starter levels as well as reducing the changing mana/qi/chi/divine cost/s. Skill UNIQUE 1: Allows the user to "take" and/or "give" a skill/ability/racial trait/trait/anything on your stat screen. Higher levels reduce cool down and increase the amount givable and takeable. Cool down varies from whatever the fuck your taking/ giving to whatever the fuck your taking/giving. CANNOT GIVE THIS SKILL NOR BE TAKEN Phase Shift 3: User is untouchable for 30 seconds and moves five times as fast. Higher levels increase duration and speed boost Apprasial 1: Allows user to see details about the target. Higher levels allow more information to be gleamed and higher leveled opponents to be apprased. Accelerated Healing 1: Heal faster than normal. Higher levels increase the regen rate, level 10 gives a somewhat noticable result. All Seeing 1: Can see all. Higher levels allow for more details to be seen. Currently locked due to stat reasons. More Summons 1: Increases max summons by 5 per level. Heavy Armour User 1: Makes heavy armour lighter and easier to move in for the wearer per level. More Mana 2: Increases mana by 10 per level. Commander 1: Increases subordinates loyalty and faith in you by 1% per level. Makes it easier to convience others to your side and to recruit other sentients into your party or army by 1% per level. Warrior Rage 1: Gains 10 to max warrior rage per level. Boost physical stats by 5 for 10 seconds per stat point used. Regen 1 per level of warrior rage. Swordsmen 1: Increases the damage speed and accuacy of all swords used by 0.05% per level.
"Welp... partially useful... maybe. I don't fucking know." I didn't lie in that statement maybe.
"Samuel this is the part where you say that you probably forgot something and that'll show up later.... No? Or do you want to keep the image of always being right even though I created you and made you a very bad helper so that anything I forgot was easily explainable."
"Heath, what are you going on about?" Christian asked.
"Samuel forgetting important info." I replied.
"Such as?" He said rolling his arms in a motion meaning continue.
"I don't know I just know he'll have forgotten something, guarantee it."
"Fair enough."
"...Anyone checked the store yet?" I asked.
"No." Was the short response I recieved.
"Okay. Store."
DP Store (Many options are unavaliable due to reasons)
DP: 5025
Bloodline Weapons Armour Ammunition Skills Traits Levels Misc.
"Bllodline."
Bloodline DP: 5025 Animal's Quest: A quest from some beast or animal with various rewards depending on the creature in question. You choose what creature to help. DP: 100-783000 Bloodline Core: A core connected to your bloodline. Core's include but not limited to; Dungeon Core, House Core, Village Core and Military Outpost Core. DP: 5000 Spawn Offspring: Spawn at least one 'child' with either set or randomised traits based off of your species. If a unique species then there are A LOT of options for your to pick DP: 500
"Okay back, Armour."
Dude in armour you get The Mortal God's set for free. Enjoy.
"Okay, back, weapons." I said as a very sci-fi looking set of armour complete with the best shield there is a.k.a a tower shield and then the armour went to the most primitive looking set of armour it could be whilst still protecting the entire body though the white and black theme it's got is pretty good.
Here The Mortal God's sword
"Heath, how much did that cost?" Locky asked, already trying to undermine me as a 2 meter long hand-and-a-half sword appeared in the armour sets hand or guantlet.
"0 DP." I said casually.
"Really, because that's some high quality stuff there." He continued.
"It is The Mortal God's armour and sword just in a lower grade. If you don't believe me ask Samuel." I said still in a casually tone.
"Samuel is what he's said so far true?" He asked Samuel and after 2 seconds of reading his face went blank.
"Even Samuel supports me."
"It costs...5...5...500000000 DP." He said most likely lying.
"No it was for free I've still got my 5025 DP." I said before the others started to rage.
"Fine then, don't believe your friend. What do we need for our journey to the nearest dungeon." I asked impatiently.
"Heath, why a dungeon? Also you spent a fair bit of DP on ONE armour set and ONE weapon." Locky said pissing me off.
"Because infinite resources, more DP and prestige. Do I need to go on?" I said in a aggitated tone.
"No." Locky replied in a short direct manner.
"Okay, where's Marodon..." I said more to myself before spotting him, "MARODON! GET OVER HERE!" He quickly ran over to us which I now just realised was avoided by the ex-slaves.
"Here. We have 10 warriors, 5 mages of various expertise, 2 alchemists, 3 smithies and 30 unskilled people. What do you want to do with them?" He seems to have some experience with reporting.
"Marodon get the warriors armed, the mages prepared for battle and whatever else they'll need and everyone else can pack up the camp and go... wait, where's the neearest unclaimed, conquered or watever dungeon and what'll we need to get there." I just noticed how much I chuck on Marodon.
"North-east about..... 1000km. There's a fair few villages along the way so we should be good for materials and equipment from them so we can go now if you want."
"Okay yeah, we'll go now."
3 Months Later...
I learnt that you should never try to march through forests and that villages have a bad habit of trying to scam you, which leads me to my next point... we're now wanted in about 15 different kingdoms, 1 empire and 2 underworlds, simply because we sluaghtered 50 different villages that happened to be trade villages that just happened to have a shit ton of connections to a couple thousand highup-ish people. My only saving grace is the fact that the 15 kingdoms which have about 10 towns each, are to scared to come into the empire's territory and the empire is currently at war with about 15 other empire's... really tell's you how powerful they are. The two underworlds... well.... there at war with eachother but on the bright-ish side we're at our intended destination.
"Heath just because we've got a 5 level three warrior's and 5 level two warrior's and 5 level two mages, DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN JUST BRUTE FORCE OUR WAY THROUGH!" Obviously Locky is the only one who'd dare try to undermine me in such a blantant way, he's gotten worse after we destroyed those villages.
"Locky, do you want to FUCKING DIE!!!? DO YOU!!!? NO, well then shut up and stop trying to undermine me." In response to this all 30 warriors turned on my and 20 summons of locky's surronded me.
"Heath, you have no morals, you slughtered 50 villages and you don't feel a thing for those dead. Now, your going to die." I'm going to wipe the grin off his face.
Cutting both my wrist's slightly and slitting my throat, more like running the blade along my throat causing a small cut, I said in quiet, pure fury, "Warrior's Rage."
In 5 seconds the level three warrior's were dead with either no head or a split skull. The summons started casting magic which I promptly interupted at just the right moment to kill them all along with the remaining warriors and the mages that had just revealed themselves. I then moved on to fight Locky.
He started to cast fireball, which had rougly a 30 second cast time he then activated TMG Barrier, which could only hold up against 1000 Damage but would last long enough for the fireball to be fired. Still I had to destroy it, so swing my sword back and forth, hacking and slashing I took it down 5 seconds after what I'd say is a thousand or so degree fireball impacted upon my helmet lowering my health by a fair chunk. Still he was exposed now and was soon missing his head, limbs and a fair portion of his chest. I then past the rest of my rage beating trees and rocks.
It took about a minute after my rage subsided for Christian, Jaxx, Seb and Joe to show up.
"HEATH! What did you do?" Christian asked me probably fearing for his life.
"I killed the guy that would've killed me, the corspes of those warrior's are a testament to that. Get our remainig people to create a coffin that'll contain and kill Locky when he revives. Burn the rest of the corpses." They believed me fortunatly.
"I'll go conquer the dungeon." I thought it'd be better for them and myself for me to at least accomplish something good.
I walked back into our still large camp and then continued to the dungeon. The dungeon was very unasssuming, just a cave mouth with nothing wanting to kill me, we'd already explored the first floor and found nothing most likely an intelligent dungeon. Fun. So I walked all the way to the end of the first floor and found the staircase to the second floor. Summoning my armour and sword, I walked cautiously down it.
The second floor was like a greenhouse, thousands of plants, indicating that this was either a plant based dungeon or this was a sentient dungeon. If it was sentient I might be able to strike a deal with it or it might use underhanded tricks to kill me. So, even more on guard now I walked down what might've been a path at one stage that was now overrun with massive trees and flowers, leading me to be on guard for a dryad or dryad's.
Eventually after dodging the few plants trying to kill me, the twenty thousand vines that wanted to kill me, the 7 dryads wanting to kill me, you get the picture, I arrived at the core room. The room only had the assumed dungeon core so in my infinite wisdom I said, "Status."
Name: Heath
Level: 6
HP: 80/150
Race: Hellwalker
Class: Hell's Warrior
Class: Summoner
HP Regen: 6 Per hour + 0.1 Per hour from Accelerated Healing
Warrior's Rage: 90/90
Chi Level: 1
Qi Level: 2
Mana Level: 3
Divine Level: 3
CP: 5/5
QP: 10/10
MP: 120/120
DP: 5025/50
CP Regen: 1 Per Hour
QP Regen: 10 Per Hour
MP Regen: 10 Per Hour
DP Regen: 3 Per Hour
Inner Peace: 10%
Int: 5
Skill, Divine Potential 3: Has the potential to become a "God."Higher levels increase divine level as well as move user closer to the realm of a "God." Higher levels also unlock bonuses.Currently waiting for user to use skill to unlock bonuses.
Total Str: 5(18)
Main Str: 8(25)
Physical Beating End: 5(10)
Physical exhuastion End: 2(7)
Wis: 9
Wil: 5
Dex: 2
Cha: 8
Perception: 5
Intergration: 22%
Time Perception: 0.09
Reaction Speed: 1.5
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Lck: 50
Agi: 5
Spd: 8
Con: 5
Skills & Traits
Divine Potential 3: Has the potential to become a "God."Higher levels increase divine level as well as move user closer to the realm of a "God." Higher levels also unlock bonuses.Currently waiting for user to use skill to unlock bonuses.
Summon Minion UNIQUE 2: This unique ability allows for the summon of a completely upgradable and customizable minion that allows presets. Higher levels allow more to be summoned at a time and for higher starter levels as well as reducing the changing mana/qi/chi/divine cost/s.
Skill UNIQUE 2: Allows the user to "take" and/or "give" a skill/ability/racial trait/trait/anything on your stat screen. Higher levels reduce cool down and increase the amount givable and takeable. Cool down varies from whatever the fuck your taking/ giving to whatever the fuck your taking/giving. CANNOT GIVE THIS SKILL NOR BE TAKEN. Cool down 1 Year
Phase Shift 3: User is untouchable for 30 seconds and moves five times as fast. Higher levels increase duration and speed boost.
Apprasial 1: Allows user to see details about the target. Higher levels allow more information to be gleamed and higher leveled opponents to be apprased.
Accelerated Healing 10: Heal faster than normal. Higher levels increase the regen rate, level 10 gives a somewhat noticable result.
All Seeing 1: Can see all. Higher levels allow for more details to be seen. Currently locked due to stat reasons.
More Summons 2: Increases max summons by 5 per level.
Heavy Armour User 6: Makes heavy armour 0.1% lighter and easier to move in for the wearer per level.
More Mana 8: Increases mana by 10 per level.
Commander 11: Increases subordinates loyalty and faith in you by 1% per level. Makes it easier to convince others to your side and to recruit other sentients into your party or army by 1% per level.
Warrior Rage 90: Gains 10 to max warrior rage per level. Boost physical stats by 5 for 10 seconds per rage point used.
Swordsmen 10: Increases the damage speed and accuacy of all swords used by 0.05% per level.
Sword thrower 2: Increases accuracy of thrown swords and damage by 1% every level. TMG, "There's only one way to kill a ranged enemy, throw your sword and shield at them."
"Shit, activate Divine Potential."
Fucking took you long enough.
Divine Potential Activated.
Dispensing rewards...
Level one reward: Trait, God Power, Gain +10 to all stats per follower (follower is someone who believes you are a God)
Level two reward: System, God Store, store for Gods uses DP as currency.
Level three reward: 52,000,000 DP + 12,000,000 from The Mortal God.
Mortal God Bonus: 50% discount on everything and increased price on what you sell.
Message from the 'supreme deity,' Boy, I'll kill you.
Reply from The Mortal God, Dead.
Message from The Mortal God, Don't worry about that fuck wit he's just jealous of you acheiving 'godhood' well before he did.
"????" I think it took me five or so minutes to figure out what happened but I'm not to sure.
"Well... journey to godhood it is. Now then dungeon core thing, surrender to me or I'll crush you." I need an intimidation skill.
"NEVER!!!!!" They boomed out to scare me. I did flinch due to the volume at which they spoke but it really wasn't that scary.
"CAN YOU KEEP THE VOLOUME DOWN. My fucking ears. FUCK!" The pain.
"Leave... now and never return?" The dungeon at least didn't shout this time.
"No, surrender to me and we'll be good. Still partial deaf though." I said the last part more to myself than to the dungeon.
"Beat the boss and then I'll surrender to you." As soon as he said that a corridor opened up to my right which I followed after a prompt from the dungeon.
The corridor was pretty long and full of terrible traps, terrible as in they can't do their job, a couple arrows fly towards me every now and again but they can't get through my tower shield that I'd move in front of me. A few minutes later I arrived into a large, very large, circular room with , what I assume is, a dryad, you know generally beautiful women who controls plants and tries to kill people or have *** with people (usually male). This dryad was bigger than usual 'bout 5 times as big wielding a plant sword and vines all along the ground ready to shoot up and make a wall or impale me if I walk over them so, all seeing comes in handy here.
So combat began as usual, single combat that is. We circled each other for a minute or so then I got bored and spammed warrior summons and then charged at the giant fucking dryad. Why do I say fucking, because the bastard spammed down it's own minions that almost made my own minions pointless. Also the vines became vine walls blocking my path stopping my charge.
Many minutes later...
I killed the dryad! Is what I want to say but you know, THE BASTARD'S STILL THERE! There also out of vines,vine walls, minions and they have no weaposn bar their hands.
Charging up to it for the 75th time it backhanded me and I block it with my shield and then I threw my sword at it hacking off an arm and then some. So the dryad had its left arm left, yay pun, the majority of it's chest oblierated and it was still fucking up my day. At least my physical strength was high enough to do a fair bit of damage to the beast. The dungeon still hadn't resorted to underhanded tricks so either it had faith the dryad would kill me or it didn't have the resources to send anything at me. I then remeber that I possessed two more swords and quickly summoned and then threw them at the dryad's legs forcing it to the ground.
Charging for the 76th time I smashed the dryad's face, and what little remained of it's chest, in killing it because Samuel my favourite AI sent me this.
The Dungeon Core, Dryad Queen, as surrendered to your will and now serves you. You've killed, Queen Dryad Incarnate, HP 22,000 LV 60. Earned Achievments Achievement Effect How to earn Toppler Deal 1% More damage per level difference between you and your opponent Kill something 10+ levels higher than you Conquerer Makes you 5% more intimidating Conquer something Dungeon Conquerer Makes you 30% more intimidating Conquer a dungeon Kamakazi Commander Soldiers under your orders will gladly die to deal damage Send at least 20 troops to their deaths Elite Commander Soldiers under your command gain a 1% boost to ALL stats Make the best of a situation using your troops Dryad Slughterer Deal 50% to Dryads and similar bastards Kill either 1000 Dryads or kill a Queen Dryad
Pretty good acheivements.
"Dungeon create an arena and a battleground on two seperate floors." I ordered the dungeon, pretty obvious I'd say.
"I don't have enough mana. I need two thousand more."
"Give me a bit."
A Bit Later...
"Jaxx, give the dungeon 2 thousand mana please."
"Sure Heath." He responded and then a blue stream appeared from Jaxx's outstretched hand to the dungeon core.
"Arena has been built....... battleground has been built....... monsters added to arena. What terrain do you want for the battlegrounds also what monsters, bosses do you want for both?"
"Arena monsters.... anything that's good individually. Terrain I'd like to be able to switch between terrain types in the battlegrounds but the arena can just have a desert terrrain. Monsters for the battlegrounds though...hhmmm.... anything good in numbers also some humanoids armed and armoured preferable. Bosses for the arena just something indivdually good but the battlegrounds needs multiple that are good commanders and just good individually. Can you work with that."
"Does your friend have 25,000 mana?" The Dungeon asked somewhat sarcastically.
"I got 50k generating 10% of that every second." Jaxx answered.
"Okay while you do that imma gonna do system shit."
"God store."
The God Store
Accepted Currencies:
DP
Followers
Faith
Auction (buying) Auction (Selling) Domains Servants Land Weapons Armour Everything else
"Auction selling."
The God Store Auction Selling [Insert Item here] [Insert quantity] [Insert starting price]
"Jaxx and dungeon. You done?"
"Yeah."
"Yes.''
"Jaxx how much mana do you have?"
"Right now... 26k." He answered after a breif hesitation.
"Auction 26 thousand mana at 27 thousand DP."
Accepted
"Notify me when it's been sold."
"Heath what was that?" Jaxx asked in confusion.
"I just put your mana on auction for 27 thousand DP we should get higher though." I told him.
"That's a LOT of DP." He said in shock.
"I have over 60 million DP that ain't much to me." I replied.
"Hey God store, domains please."
God Store Domains Domain Name What it entails Price (That you can afford) Demon Domain
Gives you control of the demon dimension as well as allows you to summon demons for free
2 million Dp
5 Followers
50 Faith
Darkness Domain Gives control of the darkness domain and gives increase in power in darker areas
10 Million Dp
25 Followers
250 Faith
Void Domain Allows you to contol the void, move through it and build in it 2 Billion DP Afterlife Domain Allows you to control the afterlife and by extention change the world's values 10 Billion DP Your mana on auction has been sold for 32 billion DP, 70 followers and 52 Faith bought by The God of Gems. Please insert mana now
"I'll buy all the domains with DP. Hey jaxx I sold your 26k Mana for 32 billion DP, 70 followers and 52 faith. Can I get the mana pleaze."
"Here." He said somewhat out of touch as a stream of blue connected me to him.
"Here's the mana."
Accepted......... All mana accounted for.
"Thank fuck." I was a bit worried it'd need it all at once but I guess it doesn't.
Earned 52 million followers from Domains, 72 billion faith from followers and 20 million DP in offerings.
Give blessings?
"Sure why not."
Rank boosted to 57 billionth most favourite God from 17936238946739487348957346897346783473895......................589758785784089704856894th God
Oh shit.
"Dungeon I'm going to bring in a small force of 'bout 100 can you house them in here?"
"I can house them on the first floor."
"Good enough. JAXX! Go get our troops set up in the first floor and tell them to get ready for a battle."
"YESSIR." And he chucked a cadet salute which I appluaded him for.
"I'm going to be down in the arena for a while."
5 days later...
"Status."
Name: Heath
Level: 8
HP: 1/260
Race: Hellwalker
Class: Hell's Warrior
Class: Summoner
HP Regen: 8 Per hour + 0.5 Per hour from Accelerated Healing
Warrior's Rage: 0/190
Chi Level: 1
Qi Level: 2
Mana Level: 3
Divine Level: 3
CP: 7.50/7.50
QP: 15/10
MP: 190/190
DP: A metric shit tonne/20000
CP Regen: 1.5 Per Hour
QP Regen: 15 Per Hour
MP Regen: 10 Per Hour
DP Regen: 15 Per Hour
'Inner Peace: 15%
Int: 7
Skill, Divine Potential 8: Has the potential to become a "God."Higher levels increase divine level as well as move user closer to the realm of a "God." Higher levels also unlock bonuses.Currently waiting for user to use skill to unlock bonuses.
Total Str: 8(21)
Main Str: 15(32)
Physical Beating End: 10(18)
Physical exhuastion End: 7(14)
Wis: 9
Wil: 9
Dex: 4
Cha: 11
Perception: 9
Intergration: 28%
Time Perception: 0.08
Reaction Speed: 1.7
Lck: 51
Agi: 7
Spd: 9
Con: 8
Skills & Traits
Divine Potential 8: Has the potential to become a God. Higher levels increase divine level as well as move user closer to the realm of a God. Higher levels also unlock bonuses.
Summon Minion UNIQUE 5: This unique ability allows for the summon of a completely upgradable and customizable minion that allows presets. Higher levels allow more to be summoned at a time and for higher starter levels as well as reducing the changing mana/qi/chi/divine cost/s.
Skill UNIQUE 2: Allows the user to "take" and/or "give" a skill/ability/racial trait/trait/anything on your stat screen. Higher levels reduce cool down and increase the amount givable and takeable. Cool down varies from whatever the fuck your taking/ giving to whatever the fuck your taking/giving. CANNOT GIVE THIS SKILL NOR BE TAKEN. Cool down 1 Year
Phase Shift 3: User is untouchable for 30 seconds and moves five times as fast. Higher levels increase duration and speed boost.
Apprasial 1: Allows user to see details about the target. Higher levels allow more information to be gleamed and higher leveled opponents to be apprased.
Accelerated Healing 15: Heal faster than normal.
Higher levels increase the regen rate, level 10 gives a somewhat noticable result.
All Seeing 2: Can see all. Higher levels allow for more details to be seen. Currently locked due to stat reasons.
More Summons 2: Increases max summons by 5 per level.
Heavy Armour User 10: Makes heavy armour 0.1% lighter and easier to move in for the wearer per level.
More Mana 12: Increases mana by 10 per level.
Commander 50: Increases subordinates loyalty and faith in you by 1% per level. Makes it easier to convince others to your side and to recruit other sentients into your party or army by 1% per level.
Warrior Rage 13: Gains 10 to max warrior rage per level. Boost physical stats by 5 for 10 seconds per rage point used.
Swordsmen 16: Increases the damage speed and accuacy of all swords used by 0.05% per level.
Sword thrower 5: Increases accuracy of thrown swords and damage by 1% every level. TMG 890,674,674,686,687,372,123,232 trillion billion million billion AC, "There's only one way to kill a ranged enemy, throw your sword and shield at them."
"Well at least my HP matches up with my feelings. Practically dead." I said exhausted after 4 days of fighting bosses in the arena straight at least I was now in the somewhat powerful at level 8. Still not enough to survive a war with the empire though. Oh also for the past day I've been commanding my merc army in the battlegrounds across ALL kinds of battle fields. Plains, the easiest, swampy forest was by far the hardest, desert was about a medium difficulty, forest caused a few injuries and swamp, well that bastard child nearly killed 10 of my men. Still the swampy forest that I've just finished nearly killed me, Jaxx, Seb and Christian. A lot of physically focussed bosses, uprooting and throwing trees.*shudder*.
"Sir! The empire's arrived. They request your presence." Ahh, my favourite lieutenant, he's called john now.
"Thanks John actually can I get a healing potion, Joe still doesn't know any other healing spells."
"Here sir." He says as he chucks it up to me, I caught it though and quickly chugged the contents of the red liquid.
"Okay get the men ready for combat. Health Status."
Full
"Good." Now for the God persona.
A bit later...
"WHO WANTED ME!!?" I boomed out as intimidatingly as possible.
"The Isladaharan empire." The messanger shouted back.
"WHY DO THEY WANT ME?" I boomed back again.
"Because you killed 50 Villages. That's why bitch!" He got really pationate there.
Finally exiting the cave mouth and stepping into the light, I saw 2 thousand fully armed and armoured spear men there 'bouts. They all had faces of anguish, rage or just blank. So to demoralise them I said, "Do any of you woship the Demon God, Darkness God, Void God or Afterlife God?"
"Half our empire worships the darkness and void Gods and no one doesn't worship the Afterlife God. Why do you ask?"
Whispering to myself, "Samuel does owning a domain make me the God of that domain? You know what I mean."
Yep
Shouting now, "Because I AM THE GODS THAT YOU WORSHIP!"
"Bullshit! You said Gods and there's only one of you."
"A God can have multiple domains also I know The Mortal God pretty fucking well cunt so do you still want to fight me?"
"Get him to appear before us otherwise we'll have to kill you due to the fact that you claim to know the creator."
"Samuel could you get TMG over here?"
"Samuel says yes." Well a 5 metre tall, 4 armed, winged humanoid with a dragon head with white and black scales appeared before us all.
"WHO ARE YOU!" The messanger looked pretty well confused.
"The Mortal God bitch you know the guy who made this ENTIRE dimension and before you ask no your NOT the only sentients in the universe and yeah a God can have multiple do ains I have two the God of Mortals and The God of Demons." He then disappeared.
"..................The.........The...........The Empire calls peace with you mercenaries. Soldiers ATTACK!!!" He was either really out of it or just a bitch.
The soldiers after a brief hesitation charged at me and then I summoned a small part of the void and consummed a couple hundred speamen, then summoned a couple Demond lords big red bastards with hirns and wings and claws and ooohhh shit holy magic is NOT good for demons. I then summoned some ancient hero's from the after life and well..... *Blink**Blink**Blink**Blink* Well I desummoned the dead heros and looked at the carnage they'd wrought in much less than half a second. Corpses were left strewn across the land those in the most whole condition were split into four others had small chunks of meat or just skeletons left.
"You summoned the dead, now you must pay the price 500 souls per summoned." A voice that was both creepy and friendly said.
"Who the fuck are you?" I asked as I turned around seeing a wall of constantly darkness.
"I'm Death, the actually God of Death the one that participated in the war of the Gods. I know you're the god of the afterlife probably new as well. Pay up the souls or your own." He then changed into a pale man tall with a black coat and clothes also coloured black leaving only his face exposed.
"Does The Mortal God mean anything to you?" I asked now very worried for my health.
"Yes it does. Why do you ask." Okay the voice is now very menacing.
"Can you stop with the intimidation tactics please." I pleaded there.
"Fine but answer the question." Okay his voice was now very monotone.
"I know him and I am possibly an alternative version of him." He stared at me and then pushed a button that he drew from his cloak.
"What do want Death." TMG asked the very scary man.
"This guy claims to know you and be an alternative version of you." He said gesturing to me.
"He does know me but uuummmm, well, as every good story starts, he's actually younger version of me from the home world who I accidentally killed because I'm bored and used my God powers to stop it from fucking up the space-time continum." He said somewhat sheepishly.
"Fair enough. Can you hurry up and get stronger than The God of Gods so that we can bring back *(@&##(@)) The Ruler of Space and Time." He looked and sounded pissed but not that suprised.
"Tell me where the Coward is and it'll be done." TMG shot back.
"DImension YSBAJSJ57574957845487. Locked it down for you." TMG then disappeared.
"Okay my friend you can summon heroes and whatnot as much as you like but rember, Never Ever Mention The Mortal God to ANYONE ELSE or you'll be killed and here's a button in case that does happen. I can only bring you tenacious bastards back from the dead without the price being paid once until you become powerful enough." He said the last part really quietly he also seemed really pationate about this topic.
"Thanks Death." I said midly confused.
"The shit I do and the rules and laws I break and bend for your own bloody entertainment. Actually you can't summon Hero's and whatnot until you or older you becomes more powerful than The God of Gods." And with that he went back to the land of the dead or whatever it's called.