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CHAPTER 9 GLITCHED! - Rage!

CHAPTER 9 GLITCHED! - Rage!

POV - TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE!

And I activated the Skill.

A red tinge edged my vision and I felt my muscles engorge while my heart pounded in my ears. A feeling of limitless strength and power flooded me and I lunged at my name thieving tormentor intending to wrestle my name right back offa-him.

I missed.

And again. Miss. Miss.

The blinking wisp wouldn’t stay still. Constantly bobbing about like a preschooler needing to go pee-pee. Stay still you fake Nige and I’ll pound the fake out of you. I could keep going at this all day. I was invincible and unrelenting.

And then he did.

And I bounced right off him.

What! This is not right! But my brain couldn’t decode what or why things weren’t working out as they should with a good thrashing not being dealt out. I bounced off a few more or ten times. Nope. My rage skill eventually timed out and my cognition returned.

Well, that was embarrassing. But also somewhat cathartic. Strangely I felt a whole lot better.

“Well, I guess that’s helped clear the headspace.” I muttered.

Nige fluttered nearby. Obviously unsure what to make of my somewhat unhinged actions.

I was totally taken aback by this. The wisp was serious. It was quite a disconcerting change from his previous light hearted character. Now it was my turn to be unsure. If he was serious then this could be a major boon for me. He had ‘man’d up’, so to say, with a pretty decent apology. If he was sincere I’d be a complete tool to rebuff him.

Having already vented my frustrations adequately I felt inclined to take the apology at face value. I wouldn’t magnanimously forgive him though. I was not feeling magnanimous at all. However, I could put my angst to one side. After all, us Nige’s have to stick together, even if his name was of my own foot mouthedness.

“Okay… thank you. I think…”

“I accept your apology. I too am sorry for losing my rag.”

“Let’s start our ‘start over’ again.” I suggested.

“Hi… I’m Nigel Tait,” I paused with a small sigh and then continued “handle; Totally Awesome Dude!”

He paused again, waiting on some indication of a response.

I sighed again, “No, Nige is good. We can stick with Nige.”

“But… Can we change my name?”

I wasn’t holding out much hope and this borne out when he shook side to side in a negative wobble.

“How about ‘Tad’? I vaguely recall seeing this somewhere on one of my notifications already.”

“Is it possible to fill in the [Blank] surname spot? It would be excellent to have my actual surname there if possible.”

There was a prolonged silence.

He wriggled uncomfortably.

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He paused again.

I left him hanging for a bit. A few more wriggles should do it. Yep, ha! That’ll balance up the griefing scales nicely.

“Yes Nige,I think that is a good idea. How do we do this?”

He flicked me a message.

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I accepted but to my surprise the System bumped the request.

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”Are you seeing this?” I asked him, unsure how this would go down.

a deflated burble.

My ears pricked up. ”That sounds great.”

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I accepted and a few seconds later I felt the link slot into place. Waahoo, I had a minion. Winner, winner chicken dinner! I felt like doing a little dance. What a score!

Nige brought up my Character Sheet.

>NAME:

>Known as

Totally Awesome Dude

Tad

[Blank]

Blank

>SPECIES:

>TIER:

Human

G

>XP:

>EXP:

2500

250/250

>LVL:

1

>MINION:

Nige

>CON:

60HP

[Expand]

>WIS:

15MP

[Expand]

>KAR:

30E

[Expand]

>LUC:

0.1

>ARM:

0

>SKILLS:

(Unlocked) (Hide]

Introspection

Breathing

(Active) (Hide]

Rage

[Hide all]

[Proficiency]

[Novice]

>PATHS:

Nasal Prospector Class (Pending acceptance)

>PERKS:

Gallifreudian Slip (Pending acceptance)

>TITLES:

Pertinacious (Pending acceptance)

>AWARDS:

Atelophobia Award (Pending acceptance)

I could almost hear Nige rubbing his metaphorical hands together with glee,