Synopsis
Desperate to stop an existential threat to their world, a group of adventurers summon from beyond the hero they so desperately need.
Will, the hero in question, isn't thrilled about this development. He had an okay thing going, back on earth. To his deepest regret, however, he's unwilling to abandon everyone to die, and he's got to adjust quickly to his new world, body, and role.
As Will quickly realizes, this world is no simple fantasy realm: with attractive men of all shapes and sizes, convenient excuses to shed excess clothing, and a suspiciously dense network of pleasantly warm, secluded hot springs, this place is a gay man's paradise.
And Will isn't gay.
Updates every Monday.
Table of Contents
- 1The Hero We Need2024-11-13
- 2The Hero Who Doesn't Deserve This2024-11-13
- 3The Firefly is a Metaphor (For Fireflies)2024-11-13
- 4The Fight is a Metaphor (For Sex)2024-11-13
- 5This Chapter Isn't About Freshwater Molluscs2024-11-13
- 6Will is Autistic If You Couldn't Tell2024-11-13
- 7Platonic Ideal (Get it, because Platonic can mean both-2024-11-13
- 8An Obligatory Christmas Intermission2024-11-13
- 9Etymological Echinodermology2024-11-13
- 10Basically Just Like a T. Rex2024-11-13
- 11Will Uses the I-Word2024-11-13
- 12He Fell Exhausted in the Ditch, Not Knowing How To Run2024-11-13
- 13We'll See the Satyr Skater Waiter Later2024-11-13
- 14He's Still Glory's Favorite Relative2024-11-13
- 15The Technical Term for Angel Larvae is "Grub," and the Equivalent for Demons is "Maggot"2024-11-13
- 16Will Meets Someone. He Kills Them. They Die. They Go To Hell2024-11-13
- 17Reminder: Will is Naked For This Entire Conversation2024-11-13
- 18Evil Botany is a Growth Industry (It's Actually Not and Nobody is Hiring)2024-11-13
- 19I'll Save You Half A Second of Googling: XXXIV is Thirty-Four2024-11-13
- 20I Spent an Extremely Long Time Deciding on a Worm Pun2024-11-13
- 21A Noticable Lack of Straight Answers2024-11-13
- 22"Dad" is For the Cool Parent and "Father" is For the One That Insists On Being Called "Father"2024-11-13
- 23Interlude: Memory Plunder2024-11-13
- 24Interlude: Enchanted Evening2024-11-13
- 25In This Way Small Businesses are Much Like Hermit Crabs2024-11-13
- 26Glory's Contract Forbids Usage of Most Magical Equipment (But Virgil can share his)2024-11-13
- 27Definitely Zero Weird Feelings Going On2024-11-13
- 28Definitely Only Normal Feelings Going On2024-11-13
- 29Statistically Daddy Issues Are Twice as Likely to Develop When Everyone Has Two Dads2024-11-13
- 30A Marrowing Realization2024-11-13
- 31What Is This, Some Kind of Gilded Rose???2024-11-13
- 32Remember Kids, Child Labor is Bad2024-11-13
- 33Things I Didn't Make Up: Cinnamon Birds (Fictional), Bird's-Nest Soup (Real)2024-11-13
- 34And Now For Something Completely Different2024-11-13
- 35Making it Home2024-11-13
- 36The Meaning is Left as an Exercise for the Reader (sorry)2024-11-13
- 37At Any Given Time There Are About Eight Things Will Is Forgetting2024-11-13
- 38Last Time Glory Was Fifth-Favorite. This is Called Character Development2024-11-13
- 39This is Why I Established Very Early On How "Dio" is Pronounced2024-11-13
- 40Worth a Thousand Words2024-11-13
- 41Potayto, Potayto, Potahto, Potahto2024-11-13
- 42A Medium-Rare Encounter2024-11-13
- 43Home is Where The Heart is, Whether You Like it or Not2024-11-13