Good men fight for their families. Great men fight for their dogs. Every disgruntled, junior QA engineer needs something to get them through the day. And Bob Brown has good old Georgie-boy. A sleepy-head, happy-go-lucky, can't-take-directions-to-save-his-life golden retriever. A dog whose stinky smile just lights up a room. So when The System flings Bob mid-soak into a messed-up initiation right in the front of the eyes of his adorable golden retriever, what choice does he have? Bob must complain, bullshit and massacre his way through four initiation challenges to make it back to the warm, fuzzy embrace of his dog.  And by the time he does, old Georgie-boy might just have become a fire-breathing battleship. Good thing too, because in a terraformed world, with a slaughtered population, a bugged-out system, a unique mud-themed class, and a ticking evolution countdown, Bob is going need all the help he can get.  What to expect:- Mud-Wielding, Wrong-Place Wrong-Time MC (weak to strong)- Over-powered, Free-Spirited G-Retriever (strong to stronger) - Action, Absurdity and Adventure - Background British Humour - Complex, Multifaceted, Deterministic Magical System   New Chapters drop Mon, Wed & Fri