Ugh.

Why, heavens, WHY?!

Why should I accompany this playboy--who has obvious intentions of bringing both me and that woman to the bedroom--on a shopping spree to bribe me into entering said-room?!

I already got money, and all I really need is getting to a crystal-stop store and buy me a crystal gear for my games...

Now, where am I you might be asking?

Oh, I’m glad you asked.

I’m in a women’s clothing store.

The whole complex is huge--bigger than my house even!

It’s also three storeys high.

The first floor is dedicated to casual outing and make-up.

The second floor is dedicated to formal outings and whatnot.

As for the third floor...well, it’s for nightwear and undergarments.

I, totally blame this dress.

And of course my petite, woman like body.

My pale skin and my red hair.

Speaking about my body condition, my black eyes...no one seems to be batting an eye about them.

This is totally not like back in that cursed town.

Well, I did notice a few girls walking around with pink or green hair...and that bastard is blue haired to begin with, so perhaps it’s all fine having strange hair colors?

“Ugh...I mustn’t escape reality into the realm of thoughts...!”

So where was I.

Oh yes, yes.

I’m in the third floor.

The excuse that the playboy gave was, “The recommended way to shop in the store is by starting at the third floor, up until the first floor and pay for everything there!”

To start with, a spoiled brat like you would probably have butlers or maids carrying everything for you--in which case, I can’t see ‘em at all.

Well, to be fair, the excuse is really believable.

But the fact that the lust in his eyes could not be hidden was a huge mishap on his part.

It was clear as day that he had something in plan.

But that’s all beside the point.

Oh, why did I mention the butlers earlier?

Well, you see, it seems that there are no employees coming in today in the third floor--fishy, no?

Combine that with the lack of servants to carry whatever we’re going to buy from the third floor...and viola, you get yourself a rather messed up picture of molestation.

Oh well, I might just be paranoid.

But! Just in case, let me whisper something in that woman’s ear.

“Hey! I really, really have a bad feeling about this...!”

The woman turned to face me, her eyes revealed confusion.

“What’s there to be worried about? Alastair is going to buy us clothes...And from a store that’s so expensive that I never even considered entering before!”

This girl has been hooked!

Ugh, is the shop really this expensive?

I quickly grabbed a black laced bra to look at the pri--

“--Holy fuck!”

I ended up cursing without thinking.

Why? This bra is seventy nine gold coins!

To put it into perspective, a commoner only needs one gold to have enough food for him and his family of three for a year.

Of course, normal commoners earn in about three gold coins a year...

Also, there are silver and copper coins as well!

Well, a hundred copper coins are a single silver coin, while a hundred silver coins are a single gold coins.

Of course, there are currencies above gold coins.

For example, there is the green holy paper.

A single green holy paper is worth a thousand gold coins.

Let’s just stop at that, shall we? It’s not like I can get any holy paper myself in this life time--or the next one either way.

I, myself, only got my hands on ten silver coins that I got from the old man for the sake of my crystal gear.

“Hmph. I wonder who’s shameless enough to curse...even though I bought the whole floor for the day.”

Alastair quickly muttered as he led the way through.

He then looked back to look at me, and quickly said, “Did that catch your fancy, Lady Kai?”

“...A-ah...N-no...”

I ended up muttering in a voice that even he couldn’t pick up.

I really, really should start working on my personality...

Alastair thought my murmuring meant that I did in fact want it, but was too shy to admit it, and quickly said, “Haha! No worries, it’ll all be on me. How about you try it out?”

I quickly replied, “B-b-but there’s...n-no one who can...help me...”

I tried to bluff my way out of here.

Alastair quietly smiled, and then turned around to face one of the twins and ordered, “Jade, why don’t you help Lady Kai fit her undergarments?”

The twin that he just spoke to looked a bit conflicted for a moment, but then quickly nodded before wearing a forced smile.

Alastair then turned to face the other twin, “And you Amber, please help Lady Angel!”

Amber, on the other hand, smiled tenderly and quickly pulled the woman who was by my side away.

As for Alastair himself, he kept walking straight ahead.

Amber took a few steps backward, and reached my side. She then grabbed my hand, in which case my body began to uncontrollably tremble.

She looked to the side shocked, “Lady Kai, is something the matter?”

I lowered my head, and muttered, “Nothing...” And quickly forced my body to calm down.

It’s fine. It’s fine. Nothing is going to happen.

Iya iya iya iya iya!!! Something is going to happen!!! Why? Because I’m about to have this woman who’s holding my hand fit a bra(and perhaps panties too) on my body!

Doesn’t that mean I have to strip down?

Doesn’t that mean that my manhood is going to be exposed?

I will soon have a second label...the pervert!!!

Who knows, the playboy might even spread bad rumors about me!!!!

I can already see myself in the headlines of several newspapers!!!!!

By the way, nobles have servants fit them their clothes.

And I mean EVERYTHING!

Including their underwear!

The reason why Angel left the room when I changed clothes yesterday was because, well...the story is that I am a common girl who will marry the emperor.

Of course, that’ll explain a bit of her hatred for me.

But! I ended up being accepted by her for beating her ass in strategy(I.E Chess).

Although I haven’t heard anything about the emperor myself...

As I was stuck in my head, we reached a corner with a curtain behind it.

“Now then, since you’ve already picked what you want, you should have Jade help you wear it,”

Like hell I’ll have this girl know my true form!!

“N-no, in second thought...I-I’ll do it myself!”

I quickly shook off the girl’s hand, and ran behind the curtain.

“Oh my,” Exclaimed Alastair, the corner of his mouth lewdly curved upwards.

Shit, shit shit shit shit shit! I shouldn’t have fell into his hands!!

And yet I dare say that I’m smart?

Like hell I am!

If I were, I wouldn’t have followed him to begin with!!

I can think of many, many ways to get out of this situation...but I simply don’t have the connections!

On the other hand, that brat has a duke behind him. A duke!

A level bellow the old man!!

The old man himself didn’t give me any identification to link myself to him, so I really can’t use his name at all!!!

“Jade,” Exclaimed Alastair, “Go along with Amber and chose whatever you fancy.”

Of course, I heard him saying that to the twin...although I didn’t hear her reply at all.

I quickly acted as if I’m taking down my dress(Which in all honest, I did not) and was simply trying to buy enough time before getting out, exclaiming that I didn’t like it.

I am in no way going to be in debt to anyone.

And to be honest, my chest is so flat that I can’t even wear any bras.

Of course, the fancy dress I’m wearing right now completely covers my chest in a way that anyone who’s looking won’t be able to guess whether I was big or not.

Angel? Unfortunately...she’s disappointing.

“Lady Kai, are you fine inside?”

“Y-yes...”

“Hmm...you don’t seem that way though...ah! Is it because you don’t have any help? If that’s the case...why did you shy out? Unfortunately, no one is here to help...and Jade just went to pick her own clothes...ahh! How about I help you?”

So it began!

“N-n-no need!”

The bastard completely ignored me, and opened the curtain.

He then entered, and closed the curtain again.

By the way, the space here is quite large...it can fit three people at the same time to change with no problem.

On the wall, of course, is a large mirror!

......Shit, I’m escaping reality again!!

“P-please, I-I can do this on my own...”

“But, Lady Kai! Look at yourself...You still haven’t taken off the dress! As I have thought, we should have had Jade help you out...” Exclaimed Alastair disappointingly.

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Of course, he’s just a good actor.

God dammit! I’m not good at oral warfare to make him get out of here!!

“Look, I might be a man, but I am a gentleman! So, as a gentleman, let me help you change.”

Gentleman my arse!!

Anyone can see the lust in your eyes!!!

I wanted to run outside of the curtain, but he himself kept blocking my way while slowly approaching me with a smile in his face.

“T-this is...r-rape...!”

Alastair continued walking, a smile still in his face, “What do you mean? I am simply trying to help you change clothes...”

He, in the end, got me.

He quickly began to take off my clothes rather forcibly as my petite body tried to hopelessly struggle and scream, while he himself simply said, “There is no one in this floor! And I already had Amber guide Lady Angel away from here.”

In the end, all my struggle and shouts bore no fruit.

“You know, my enjoyment is painting pure maidens with my color,” He quickly told me, “And you seemed untainted by any man.”

Of course, under my dress I wore my jeans.

Why would I wear jeans, even though the dress is hot enough to wear?

Because I feel at home wearing pants.

The young man was unfazed by the jeans that I was wearing(He already took off everything on my chest), and proceeded to take it off with one hand, while the other held both of my frail arms at bay.

This man is trash!

He’s the trash of trash!!

He’s in no way human!

Gay! Homo! Ugly!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Fucking hell, in no way am I inferior to the trash of nobility!!!!!

“You fucking bastard, leave me alone!!!”

I began to hurl insults into his face, in which case his lewd smile deepened even further.

“Hehehehaha! More!!” He kept shouting.

You fucking pervert!!

Make up your mind, are you a sadist or a masochist?!?!?!?!?

As he was disgustingly laughing, he reached to the zipper in between my thighs...and came in touch with my manhood.

At that point, his whole body stiffened and his laugh came to a sudden halt.

“Eh? W-why?”

T-this...is my chance!!

I instantly kicked him--I was still wearing my heels(A dress must be worn with heels, and it took me a while to get used to them)--with all my might.

Where, exactly?

His very own pride as a man!

“A-a-a-a-a-a-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

The guy then fell to the ground screaming, and the whites of his eyes appeared.

I stayed still for around ten minutes, trying to calm myself as much as possible.

I quickly took off his white waistcoat and wore it myself, and then I began to dress the man himself in the dress I was wearing.

Of course, I made sure to strip every article of clothing on his body before dressing him in the dress.

I also stole his money.

So where was I?

Oh yes, I began to raise him little by little onto my back, and started to walk the hell out of the building.

Ugh, descending the stairs will, without a doubt, bring me hell...the guy is super heavy too...I only took three steps, and I’m already sweating...but I got to finish this before he wakes up!

By the way, the fucker looks lovely in the small dress I forced him to wear.

How lovely? Well, since my height was up to his shoulder(I am shorter while his height is rather normal.) The dress reaches...up to his thighs.

Then how exactly am I carrying him?

Well, the man himself doesn’t have muscles at all...and as a matter of fact, doesn’t seem prone to pain at all.

Why? Because he passed out from me kicking his...pride.

So, what exactly do I plan on doing?

Well, I started thinking, y’know.

In that ten minutes I needed to calm down.

The guy doesn’t know who I am. His only clue is my name...and I have never even been to the capital before, so I really doubt anyone even knows me.

So! If I’m able to escape now, no one will know it’s me.

What about Angel? Well, she can take care of herself.

Even in the worst case scenario, and they send people to kill us--her, she can defend herself since she’s an elite.

What about his grandfather authority?

Well, even if he can force his underlings to search every single house in the capital...he won’t be able to search old man’s place.

Why? He’s his superior!

I can just hide there. That’s what I planned on doing to start with, as soon as I got my hand on a crystal gear.

Then, I would have my hands on my games...and all I need to do is await the emperor’s summoning.

Why exactly did I have him wear a dress, you might be wondering?

Simple, really.

What do nobles care about the most?

Status! Also known as face!!

So...all I have to do is humiliate him enough--and make him self-destruct.

I...just have to carry him to the most populated place.

By that, I mean the place with the most nobles.

Do I really have to carry him a long way until I find a place suitable enough?

Nope!

Why? Because we’re already here!

The shop is located in the most bustling place in the capital!!

I mean, the prices in the store were not normal...right?

I can just leave him be outside in the street.

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“......U...gh...”

What happened?

I feel like there’s a fog covering my head...

“................”

I was planning on having fun with two, beautiful ladies...and went for the tasty one first...

“...Eh?”

The fog in my head began to slowly disappear, as my memories began to come back one after the other.

Right, right. I did go in to have a taste.

But...

“...It turned out to be a guy?”

That can’t be right...

T-t-that can’t be right...

THAT CAN’T BE RIGHT!!!!

The mere fact that Lady Kai acted shy, timid, and everything else are all features of the women I like...

In fact, they should only exist within women who are sheltered their whole lives...

I know that sounded wrong, but believe me...I tasted enough sheltered women to know that the outgoing type is by no means a sheltered woman.

Sheltered women are timid, shy, and whatnot because of their lack of interaction with strangers.

If not for that, why couldn’t she have refused my invitation?

But suddenly, I heard a few giggles which interrupted my train of thought.

Oh right, I seem to have been sitting down on the ground up until now...how unbecoming.

No wonder they are laughing at me.

This is no good, my esteemed grandfather is going to scold me again...

I stood up while clearing my throat, “A-ahem.”

S-something...feels wrong.

The giggling continued, and in fact, loud laughter was mixed in as well.

I began to register my location, and it seems that I am in an intersection...facing the other street.

Of course, roads were constructed for the sake of carriages.

This place is not really far from the shop I entered with Lady Kai...

As I peered my eyes, I noticed that the loud laughter and giggling was coming from across the street.

“What are they laughing about...? Are they truly of nobility?”

The laughter on street across from here suddenly infected all of those around myself, be it from the ones far away, to the ones on on the other side of the street up until those beside me.

Wind suddenly blew, and my legs felt unusually cold.

I peered down, only to see a him of a dress and my legs practically uncovered.

“E.....eh?”

I-I’m wearing...a dress?

Th...there...is...no way...?

“...........A-a-a-a--”

I cannot even utter a word.

This can be?!

Who did this? Who the fuck in the seven hells dared to do this to me?

I turned around to the closest laughing woman, and quickly screamed so everyone can hear, “Stop laughing!!! Who do you take me to be? I am the grandchild of Duke Arthur!!!”

The laughter has gone higher, to the point that some men fell on the ground, hugging their stomachs.

T-this...cursed dress!

I quickly took off the dress, trying to know whether I know who it belongs to or not.

As I took off the dress, the laughter escalated to a whole new level, as women began to scream “Pervert!” And what not.

“This...this is Lady Kai’s dress!”

As I stared deeply at the dress...I noticed something else in the corner of my eyes.

“I-I’m...n-naked?”

As soon as I realized that, my mind went blank.