Author note: There are two reason why I wrote this chapter today. One: I had a motivational boost! Actually, two. First, I reached over 160 followers! Second, I went to take a look at the weekly most viewed...and this one made it to, *Gasp*, rank #67! Yay, I'm in the top hundred!
Two: I might not have internet connection tomorrow. So, this chapter is tomorrow's share.
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“Am I really invisible?”
“Hm? Indeed you are. In fact, take it off so I can tell where you are at~”
She slowly took off the panties--she never even moved by the way--And smiled gracefully, “This thing...it’s too precious for me to use it!”
................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Shit, shit, shit, I need to calm down! Must not let my expression change!!
I quickly said, “It’s fine, I trust that you will not do anything to it.”
Anything to the normal panties I mean!
I-I must hold on...I-I can’t start laughing!!
I end up pinching my thighs, “Indeed. How about this, you get out through the front door while I sneak outside by my own methods.”
“Eh? Why should I do that...? You’re the only one in house arrest, y’know?”
“.........”
Eh? Really...?
..............Think, think, think, think, think!
“W-well, y-you see, a-ahhh...umm, Y-yes! I have an important mission for you t-that truly needs the panties to be on you!!”
And the woman’s eyes instantly brightens up, “Do pry!”
Ehhh...are you a kid to be excited about the word mission?
Oh well, it’s better for myself.
“I-I need a decoy in order to sneak out!”
Ugh, I’m bad under this kind of pressure...please be an idiot, please be an idiot, please be an idiot...
“A-also, don’t you want to take t-the crystal panties for a test run...?”
After taking thing into consideration, the woman began to nod her head rather frantically.
“I do kind of want to see people’s reaction when they suddenly get touched, or seeing things moving on their own...like a spirit!”
Thank god she’s an idiooott~!!!
“Will then, would you please put the panties on? So we can start our mission to apologize to Pedo--Old man Arthur.”
“Alright!”
And just like that, I somehow convinced her to step outside the door, and start sneaking behind people just to scare them. Of course, I was behind her at all times...why? She’s my decoy of course!
She made a complete fool of herself. For example, she slowly walked behind a maid, lightly tapped her shoulder, and when the maid turned around, Angel shouted, “Boo!”
The maid herself let go of anything in her hands, turned around, and ran as hard as she could. Angel? Well, she effortlessly kept up with her, and...well, she kept creeping the hell out of her!
I stood in my place, laughing my ass off. It made me realize that the real world is truly fun--and how stupid the people in it are.
After that, she walked toward a butler and began throwing cushions and whatnot at him, acting exactly like a child. ‘Is she brain-hurt?’ That’s the first thing I questioned myself with. But I quickly came to the conclusion--she’s simply under too much stress, and this is a way to relief it.
She continued to play small pranks on the servants like a maniac, up until the head butler showed up. His bald head shined through all the horrors the other servants were going through, as he shouted, “PEEERRRVEEERT!! HOW DARE YOU INTRUDE THE ARCHDUKE’S RESIDENCE!!!”
In which case, Angel ran the hell away while screaming, “Ehhhhh~ W-why can he see meeee~eeee~?!”
I, of course, made my way out while the two of them were running around.
“Why was he able to see mee~?”, Angel asked while catching her breath.
“Hmm...maybe because he’s too old? You know, because he might die soon...so he can see things that we two cannot?”
She looked at me shocked, “I-is that so?! T-then isn’t it bad!!?!?! H-he might die soon!!”
I quickly laughed, “You’re pretty bright, Angel! Of course, I was just joking. Who knows, maybe the panties ran out of power or something~”
At this point, Angel obviously took off the panties and returned them to me.
“Now then, Woman, do you know where Old man Arthur’s mansion is at?”
Angel shook her head in denial, “I don’t...” [A/N: This is still all within Kai’s Head. He changed his inner monologue from referring to Angel as ‘woman’ to ‘Angel’]
Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.
“...Then how are we going to apologize to him like this?”
We both looked at each other, not knowing what to do now.
“Oh, if you’re looking for that Pedo-monster, Hehehe, then I know where he lives~”
““Woah?!””
A third voice interrupted us, and both me and Angel looking at the source.
I quickly recognized the black haired youth, “Luke!”
But Angel quickly shouted, “Colonel Luke?!”
Eh?
Luke simply smiled and waved, “Hii~”
“W-wait a second, colonel?”
I quickly turned to face Angel, and she answered, “This person over here is, well...the leader of the number one Company, the Wolf company!”
“.............”
“I-I see...”
Luke looked at me, baffled, “Huh? That’s it? You’re only going to say, ‘I see’ after the big reveal?!”
“W-well...It is, indeed, rather shocking...but not surprising? Y-you were even able to cast spells without chanting...the first time we met!”
Angel looked awestricken, “Y-you know Colonel Luke...?”
“Well yeah...He was the one who gave me a tour when a certain someone left shopping for undergarments.”
“B-but you were the one who left me!”
“Hehehe, you two are awfully close~” Interjected Luke, chuckling.
And, well, just like that, we were led to Pedo-monster’s mansion.
Luke presented his hands, chuckling, “Here lies the Pedo-Monster!”
Although Luke made it sound like we were presented tombstone; He actually led us to a really, really huge mansion!
Looking closely at the mansion, the street’s name and the number plate hung on wall of the mansion...I came to a shocking realization.
“This is Mum’s estate!”
But of course, my voice was muted by another, rather loud shout.
“Who dared to say Pedo-monster?!!?!?!”
Let me just point out here, becoming a warrior would heighten a person’s senses...and someone of the Pedo-monster’s level could be said to be having super hearing and super vision!
And at the same time as the shout rang, something huge fell from the sky.
The huge thing was, of course, the Pedo-monster.
His body slowly rose, emitting that frightening ghastly red aura of his.
Of course, if not for Angel’s protection, I would’ve became mishmash of human flesh.
As soon as he laid eyes on both Luke and Angel, however, he shrank down to nothing but a puny hamster.
Of course, he didn’t actually shrink down to a hamster, but you get my point.
An interesting idea popped up in my head, and I immediately broke a smile.
“Hello, Pedo-monster~ I got a question! Are you renting this estate?”
The Pedo-monster looked at me confused, and then simply sneered.
I bet he’s thinking something along the lines of, ‘If you didn’t have these two here, then a fart can easily obliterate you!’
He, however, did not answer.
“Oh...Y’know, a red haired women? A bit violent, but gentle at the same time...oh, and she also lives in a remote town called Amaki!”
The Pedo-monster still didn’t bat an eye, up until I said, “Well...with a single word from me, and you could turn homeless! Or at least you’ll need to find a new home.”
Of course, Angel wanted to say something...but Luke stopped her.
“So...I want you to punish your perverted grandchild, or else I’ll tell my mum--mother to kick all of you out!”
The Pedo-monster looked super angry, but as soon as he took another look at the two beside me, he buried it deep down.
“I already disowned him,” He sneered.
Eh?
“W-what?! Y-you disowned him?!?!?!!? Wait, wait, wait, wait! No matter what, isn’t that a bit too much? Like, a tiny, winy bit too much? Oh...is it because you’re a pedo?! You’re mad that you only had a grandson rather than a granddaughter?! Is it that?! If he was a she, then her punishment would be sharing a bed, wouldn’t it? Eww, you’re so disgusting!!!”
A passerby heard what we just said, and he quickly said, “What!? I heard that he was just a pedophile...but if he had a granddaughter, then he would lust after her as well?!”
Thud!
The Pedo-monster, also known as Old man Arthur, passed out!