So. Well, I think there’s something wrong with me.

My view of the world is slowly...well, changing.

If you really think about it, I could’ve just committed suicide at any moment in my life and just be with it, no?

Well, if not for games that is.

Either way, I don’t really believe in some bullshit like the after life, heaven or hell.

Gods...well, they simply don’t exist!

And if they do, no matter how small the chance of that being is, then they will simply be an entity close to humanity than we imagine!

After all, ‘gods’ are supposed to be nothing more than unemotional wills. Wills that aren’t supposed to be ‘good’ or ‘evil’.

Yet, why do most people think that god is ‘good’ rather than ‘evil’?

‘Good’ rather than ‘Neutral’?

At least, that’s my view on the matter. An ultimate being should be neutral, neither good nor evil...after all, if he was good then why is there evil in the world? And if he is, after all, evil, then why is there good in the world?[A/N: this is all bull i wrote while being drunk, alright? plz don’t complain about this part...]

“That’s why...for god’s sake, would you please let go of my chest?!”

“Hmm~? Indeed, I do believe that there is no such thing as an all mighty entity. Nay, if there ever were to be one...it’ll most likely be you, my dear Kai!”

“*Squeeze* *Squeeze*”

This...well, the one who’s holding me from behind is none other than the so called ‘Emperor’.

I immediately raised both of my hands to grab his’, “Hnghhh!!” But no matter what I do...I simply can’t shake them off!!

“No use, no use~”

The emperor simply laughed off my futile efforts, and I totally just looked toward the old man with my intense glare.

GET. HIM. AWAY. FROM. ME.

The old man simply shrugged off, and then began to read a book.

Well, this is ‘supposed’ to be a ‘tea party’ in the royal garden at the palace, with just me, the old man and the emperor, Chris.

But who would’ve guessed that the emperor is simply a pervert? He sneaked up on me, and grabbed me from behind!

He then whispered into my ears, “Greetings, Goddess.” And then puffed into my ears.

PUFFED INTO MY EARS!!!

If that didn’t send shivers down my spine...believe me, nothing will!

And that’s how I met this pervert!!!!

“Hmm~ hmm~ Alright, I committed their shape into my mind~”

And with that, he finally let go of my chest.

I quickly turned around to take a look at this so ‘husband’ of mine.

Silver pupils and white, ponytail styled hair. To be honest, his ponytail reaches up until his lower back.

A slender body, and long eyelashes.

Although he might sound girly...surprisingly enough, he looks like a handsome young man more than someone as girly as myself.

“Y-you...!”

A broad smile broke into his calm expression, as he continued to nod to my appearance while vulgarly squeezing his hands.

Although I really shouldn’t feel anything at all...but somehow, I feel ashamed!

I feel like I’ve been tainted. Tainted I say!

But to be honest, I really hoped that he would be a girl...the emperor I mean.

The thing is, he does kind of look like one if he dressed right...and his voice is a bit neutral, but y’know? He has that ‘manly’ aura about him.

“Huehuehue~! The real thing really is better than any moving image!”

I glared at the emperor, “What a shameless bastard. So, tell me, are you a man or a woman?”

Oh, did you expect me to refrain from asking the most important question?

This isn’t a mystery story!

If my ‘spouse’ general appearance is rather neutral, I will of course wonder what his true gender is.

The emperor pursed his lips, “Won’t you know in the bed~?”

“Siiiiiigh!”

And as expected, he dodged the question!

“Hmph, like I’m going to share a bed with someone!”

The emperor simply laughed, “Hahaha! Well, don’t they say that a no is a yes? All you’re missing is blond hair and twin tails~” [A/N: Consent is important though. Without a yes, it’ll be immoral! It’ll be wicked!! You’ll trail off to the path of evil!!!][A/N.2: for anyone who got the reference...here, a cookie! [[Hint: Ultimate Vexation]]]

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The old man simply chuckled on the sidelines, as if he’s enjoying the scene more than the ‘book’ he’s holding.

“If you’re going to laugh, at least help me here!”

The old man did not have his eyes leave the insides of the book when he answered, “Oh? Don’t mind me, continue on. I simply never realized that a book on the theory of magic was this amusing.”

I bit my lower lip lightly, then turned around to face the emperor, “So, what is your plan by inviting me here? It can’t be just for tea, now is it? How about you start by explaining everything!”

The emperor rolled his eyes as if I just said something ridiculous.

“Are you sure you want to hear me out? Because over here...”

As he said that, he clapped both of his hands and four pretty maids entered the garden.

One maid was holding a tray of snacks filled with every kind of cake there is!

The second maid who walked shoulder to shoulder with the first one was holding a tray with three cups filled with tea and a tea put on a side.

As for the next two...well, one held a crystal gear while the other held until Sunset [A/N: for those who forgot, it’s the super rare game that’s a parody of until dawn that Kai wanted!]

My eyes began to slightly tear up as I looked at the emperor, “Bribing me...! You’re truly wicked!!”

As I said that, I sped past him and shot straight toward the two maids that held the dearest objects to my heart in a speed simply unimaginable, as the emperor simply laughed in the background in sheer evilness.

Kuh...I know that I’m immoral...! But I can’t help it! My brain simply went blank...it’s been for...ever...since I... played a game!!!!!

“Clang!”

What the hell?

Just as I reached the maid that was holding the crystal gear, a crisp sound of metal against metal rang from behind me.

“Eh...?”

What I saw was pretty obvious.

The tray that was holding the tea has fallen to the ground, and all the cups were of course broken. Including the tea pot.

The maid had a savage look on her face, as she held a small dagger that was in a lock with a long sword.

Of course, the sword belongs to Angel...who appeared from god knows where.

Angel held the long sword with a single hand, while her other hand was firmly gripped another dagger.

The second dagger belonged to the girl who was holding the tray of snacks...could the tray of snacks be behind the maid?

Because Angel gripped the second dagger with her bare hands, blood was escaping her clenched fist.

I immediately withdrawn my gaze from her and directed it at the emperor, “What the hell is happening?!”

The emperor simply shrugged, “And how would I know?”

“Bang!”

“What the hell is happening now?!”

An explosion sound happened from Angel’s direction, and I almost snapped my neck at how fast I turned to look. A smoke screen was created that barely masked Angel and the two maids, and after a few seconds later, Angel walked out of there while holding on to the two bodies of the maids.

She turned around to face the old man, who was still reading, “They’re uninjured and are only unconscious.”

The emperor smiled, “Those guys are really persistent...”

“Umm, what was that? How can you all be so calm?”

The emperor began to advance toward me, “Oh, well, just think of it as a greeting from those who are jealous of you, and yet don't have the nerve to act in front of me and rather send assassins...But don’t worry, as long as you’re here, we can easily protect you.”

I glared back at the emperor who is now right in front of me, “Well, do you know where I’ll be absolutely safe? Back home! If you didn’t force my mother to knock me out...God dammit! And also, you don’t sound quite convincing when you’re squeezing my chest yet again, now do you?!”

“Hmm, hmm! Indeed, this breast is the best!! Soft yet firm!!!”