"How?" as uncle ben asked the question in everyone's minds, peter answered with a sweet innocent smile "Oh, i know an officer named Aaron Davis and he said this can be considered payback for something that happened before"

Uncle ben put his surprise aside as he asked "Sooo what did he say?" peter takes a hold of the flash light as he said "Well he said that we should make this look official" uncle ben asked "official as in?" peter replied "as in we aren't doing this just for a YouTube video, which means we have to give the DHS an important reason for testing this"

Peter pauses for a second as he contemplates something's before he says "we'll register it as space and underwater exploration illuminator"

uncle ben asks "are you sure it's legal?" peter scoffs as he says "Ofcourse it is legal as long as it isn't pointed at someones eyes"

The video once again cuts to peter putting the phone down as he says 'thank you' to someone, he turns to the camera and says "bingo, we got permission from the DHS" uncle Ben's voice tilts into suspicion as he asks "That fast?" Peter looked bashful as he said "Well, i might have said something along the lines of 'could be used in the military, search and rescue etc' to convince them"

Freebrid /Did this man just finesse the government/

Richierich /I'll admit being rich gets you a lot but that level of bribery is beyond me/

Dryice /Holy shit he did it, ma dude won the government/

Rightyleftyloosy /That's it, now this is going on national telivision/

Daftpunk /If you want to get shit done in America just get the military involved/

Buttergod chuckled to himself and said "man do i wanna collab with this dude right now" buttergod wanted to find a way to contact that dude for a collab but turns out he didn't have any social media accounts, so he put it aside for now as he continued watching the video.

The video now cuts to complete darkness as peter says "this is a warehouse near my house, uncle ben knows the owner and he allowed us to film here. We turned off all the lights to test this badboy in a closed room" the completely empty and dark room suddenly gets illuminated as a loud whirring sound could be heard.

The chat lost it.

Friedchick /Did he just edit this shit in?/

Racing_time /there is no way this is real/

Dryice /He must be faking it, youtubers do that a lot?/

Richierich /I think he's a good kid, i mean he did say 100000 lumens and that's a lot/

Freebrid /@Richierich then why was it made by a highschooler and not by some company/

Inginium /@Freebrid because it isn't really profitable unless paired with something else, actually out of all the reasons he gave, sea exploration is probably the most viable one/

*third_dick has entered the chat*

third_dick /Yo so it was this guy that did it/

Rightyleftyloosy /@third_dick what did he do?/

third_dick /didn't you know about the Captain America call sign that happened yesterday/

Inginium /The what?/

Richierich /Oh wait, i know this, someone made a signal in the sky with Captain Americas shield using shadows and a big light/

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Dryice /wait what that can't be him/

Freebrid /Well if it was him, then this flashlight is a big thing/

Buttergod noticed chats questions and asked curiously "What are you guys talking about?"

third_dick /just watch the video/

Buttergod shrugged and continued watching as a familiar girl's voice is heard in the video "you could have warned me about that light jackass" peter immediately said without missing a beat "Language" but the girl was quicker with her reply as she said "It's English you dumb fuck" peter can be seen widening his eyes as he turned to the camera and says "you act like the perfect little princess infront of uncle ben but you are just a motor mouth aren't you.." then he seems to remember something as he says "oh right uncle ben had a work place accident so our cameraman for this video will be 'vinderella' " the camera turns around to show vinderella holding the camera and waving to it.

Friedchick /The crossover we never expected/

Richierich /Vinderella must have fallen off pretty hard if she became this guy's camera man? Woman? Girl, girl/

Buttergod was stunned as he asked "wait vinderella, how the heck did she get in contact with superiornerd, he didn't put in any socials" he wanted to make a video with the guy but contacting him is really hard without any social media other than YouTube.

Peter says "ok, ok you got your two minutes of fame, so now turn the camera back to me" as the camera turns back to him peter says "So as we can see it can light up the whole room even though i pointed it upwards because the light reflects from the ceiling to cover the whole room, a normal flash light doesn't have enough lumens to bounce more that 8 times before it fizzles out but as we have more lumens to reflect, they reflect around the room so much that they cover every angle without fizzling out"

The video then shifts to night as peter can be seen standing in front of the camera in an empty field, the only light that illuminated peter's face was the roof lights of police vehicles which filled the area in a red and blue hue.

Peter can be seen talking to an officer and a person in a usual government agency asshole suit and glasses(at NIGHT) "No you only have a 15 second window to do this, after that you'll have to give us the device and scram out of here" peter frowns as he shouts confused at the last part "woah woah woah, what's this about giving you the device?" there were hints of anger in peters voice which surprised the viewers as they didn't see this side of him before.

The DHS guy looks down at peter as he said "Because we have to destroy the device" his voice then turns patronizing as he says "leaving such device in the hands of some kids would threaten national security" he emphasizes the 'kids' part by jamming a finger into peters chest.

Peters face loses all emotions before it changes to a face full of arrogance "So first of all, rule no 1 never touch me again and rule no 2 Don't you ever try to touch me again. Now, second of all, listen here jackass, i didn't need your or the cops permission to do any of this because this flashlight cannot be considered a laser in the court of law, the only reason i even tried to give you some authority over me was because i respect the law" the agents face turned red with anger as he held his tongue while he was being berated by what he considered a child.

But peter didn't care about his opinions anymore so he turned around walked behind the camera to climb onto a rock as he yelled "So, fuck your 15 second window, I'm putting this up all night and you are going to do nothing about it because i got.." peter pauses for dramatic effect before he continues "...The power of the sun, in the palm of my hands" then he points the flash light up and switches it on bathing the foggy clouds above in white light which is then reflected back down to bath the surrounding field in its rays.

Dryice /WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKK/

Racing_time /NIGGA SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT/

Friedchick /POG/

Richierich /POG/

Inginium /POG/

Freebrid /POG/

third_dick /I saw god and he was a teenager/

Buttergod pauses the video as he screams "OOOOHOHO BITCH DROPPED THE COLDEST LINE EVER LIKE IT WAS NOTHING"

The night turned to day and everyone looked at the source of said light who is setting it down on the rock before getting down and saying "and that is how you deal with the law enforcement, by finding out whether what you are doing is illegal or not. If they say it is illegal when it isn't, do it right in front of them and sue their asses if they take action"

inginium /This is exactly how i dealt with a shitty boss once/

Friedchick /@inginium what happened?/

inginium /I got fired/

Friedchick /@inginium What why?/

inginium /He was the CEO's nephew/

Racing_time /@inginium Understandable have a nice day (drives away)/

The video then cuts to the basement where peter is wearing his lab coat infront of his flashlight on the table as uncle ben asks "So, what happened?" This time V gets in the shot as she says "Peter acted like a god infront of the police and the DHS agent" uncle bens confused voice exclaims "uhhh peter?" peter finishes dusting off his lab coat as he says "Agent wanted to act like he knew what was happening, turns out he didn't so i showed him his place"

Buttergod chuckles as he says "bro said Nigga please without actually saying it"

Peter then stares into the camera as he says "So, we found out we could do a one other thing other than lighting up the world with this flashlight, infact

it is probably the most important of them all" the video cuts to the flashlight being placed on the table as peter grabs an egg, cracks it and pours it on the flashlight which sizzles and starts emitting smoke.

Peter starts explaining what the fuck is happening "So if you didn't know, a bulb can emit heat in small amounts but this thing emits so much heat it melted multiple times before i found the correct material and cooling facilities to stop it, if you hear the whirring whenever it starts, that's the coolers working to get this thing to not melt. Now as you can see we can actually cook eggs on this"

The video then proceeds into a timelapse of peter cooking multiple eggs with the help of vinderella and stops when they start eating them and the video ends.

Buttergods face looked like he gave up on life as he said in a low voice "Chat why do i feel like....why do I feel like peter would make a microwave if he ever got his hands on a Nuke"

Dryice /Did he get broken/

Racing_time /what happened to buttergod all of a sudden?/

Buttergod starts to look a little disappointed about something as he says "What the fuck am i doing bro? This nigga got the government involved for a fucking YouTube video and hear i am just sitting hear doing a charity stream that would kill me sooner or later if it goes on. What am I doing with my content?"

Richierich /Bro it's okay, you don't have to be like that/

Daftpunk /Yeah we are here because we like your content/

Rightyleftyloosy /Look your content is the best and you don't have to change it for anyone/

The crocodile tears poured out as buttergod saw the response he got "look chat, my father used to say that even if it is a million dollars as long as it isn't yours, it isn't yours but if something is yours even if it's just a cent, you gotta fight hell for it" buttergod wipes his eyes as he says "I follow that principle and if i don't provide the content that you deserve, i would feel like i don't deserve the money you give me".

Buttergod thinks for a second as he says "Now that all of your hunger is satiated, i am gonna turn off the stream and try to contact superiornerd for a collab through vinderella. Thank you for watching"