"Bruh"

The kid was quick to explain to make sure viewer interest wasn't negated "...Well it's not like I can't do anything with it, it's just that I don't know what I can do with it" Coldfire pauses the video and says "That just means you can't do anything with it" the chat erupts in laughter.

*Kamihamihomie: HAHAHA*

*Brusbus: Bro tried to yap his way out hahaha*

*Kanaravinara: Are we sure the chemicals aren't dangerous, we don't want him to get hurt*

*Durablade: @Kanaravinara Oh they are a little dangerous if not properly handled but the kid is handling it fine I'd say*

*Crookedrecoil: How do we even use something like that for anything*

The video plays again and the kid says "I'll be sure to find a way through so stay tuned to ..." A knock interrupts the kid and he looks up as he says "It must be Ned, I'll go get him, until then record whatever you want" as he leaves the camera is turned around to show a beautiful woman probably in her forties and she says "Hello, I am Pete's aunt May Parker. What can I record? Ummm" She chews on her lips and that sets some whistles going in the Coldfire chatbox.

*Captaincrocs: SHE. IS. SO. FRICKING. CUTEEEEEEE*

*J_Otter_08: @Captaincrocs she is old enough to be a grandma*

*Captaincrocs: @J_Otter_08 and I am old enough to be a fossil*

*Brusbus: @J_Otter_08 Don't fight them, man, all of these guys are probably 40-year-old virgins*

*Kanaravinara: @Brusbus at least we lived long enough to be here, you'll probably die before 30*

*Brusbus: @Kanaravinara too far dude, too far*

Coldfire ignored the perverts in the comments as Aunt May continued "..I am married, I work as a Nurse and I like cooking." Coldfire nods and says "A respectable working woman" before Aunt May says "Well what else can I say?, oh I know, how about I tell you guys about what happened at my work yesterday" Coldfire smiles as he says "She really is a sweet Aunt, I wonder if she has a lot of heartwarming stories to share in her time as a nurse"

*Jigglyjuggle: Probably about the smiles she brought to the kids in the children's ward*

*Kanaravinara: the warmth she spreads to the pregnant woman*

*Bangeroar: The hope she spreads to the chronically ill*

*Maniac: The confidence she fills in people before a major heart bypass surgery*

*Captaincrocs: @Maniac oddly specific

Aunt May grins and says "Yesterday this means an old lady decided that her granddaughter didn't need Vaccines and the daughter screamed and begged her to stay away from them, there was also that old man with dementia who thought the cists on his feet were his toes and I confess if my eyesight was as weak as his I would think so too, the emergency ward also had a girl who.." Coldfire paused the video to assess the damage done to the brain of his viewers.

*Kinaravinara: What the hell?*

*J_Otter_08: I feel sick*

*Durablade: I thought the anti-vaxers were just a myth. My whole life is a lie*

*Kamihamihomie: I kid you not, I had cysts and they are very and I do mean very noticeable, you'd have to be a cold-blooded fucker if you can ignore the irritation*

*Captaincrocs: @Kamihamihomie No one wanted to know that*

Coldfire tries to do damage control to the poor souls in his chat "It's ok. Nurse work isn't all about the Hollywood things, it is kind of ugly work too, it's good to know the hardships of a Nurse in her day to day life" he presses play and regrets it 10 seconds later as Aunt May says "..the emergency ward also had a girl who was in an accident. I had to pull out her hair clip from her skull with a pair of tongs, it's very common in accidents involving women. A girl gets hit by a car or bus, she goes flying, she hits her head on a pole very lightly, which would hurt a little but wouldn't do much damage but just because she had a hair clip that thing is embedded straight into their skull and now I have to pull it out. So, yeah never use those clips while driving, you don't know how many clips I had to remove from broken skulls in the emergency ward. Also,o I'll try to give the clips back to the victims but they say no and the hospital doesn't want them either, so I have to bring them back home paperweights"

Coldfire paused the video once again as he said What do I want to watch the video after the frankly horrifying visual that I had in my mind just now" The chat stayed silent except for one person.

*Jermitax: I worked as a Nurse and what she says is true, if you can't handle it you can close it Coldfire*

Coldfire gulps and says "Yes that would be preferable, I'll watch something cute next" As Coldfire is about to close the video someone from chat points.

*Nominaloser: Look behind her Peter and a couple of kids are standing looking horrified*

Coldfire does look at them and the way they looked at each other as some of the girls throw their clips aside made Coldfire grin as he felt they bared the worst of the conversation.

Coldfire decided he'd watch the whole video just for the heck of it, so he pressed play and watched as Peter asked his Aunt's help to throw together a quick party by using Stat Wars quotes. Coldfire was honestly impressed as he remarked "That is a classic right there, that he used to manipulate his aunt"

*Kinaravinara: Bro gets a party going -respectfully-*

*Brusbus: My mom would never*

*Crookedrecoil: Obi-wan Kenobi, you are our only hope*

Peter continues onwards as he says "So Ned, you got the code completed correct" His friend Ned scoffs as he says "Of course I did it, what do you take me for?" Peter was quick to respond "An idiot who thought I'd throw a party for no reason" he put the pen drive into a computer and uploaded the files to a folder called *Impossible ball* as he explained "This is a baseball.." he brings out the baseball bat as he tells them "..and this is the bat, if you can hit the ball with the bat, you get 10,000 dollars"

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Coldfire spat out the water he was slipping as he said "10,000 fucking dollars holy hell, did he make the ball slippery as fuck or something"

*J_Otter_08: Damn, is he rich? Or is the ball tampered with*

*Maniac: with the amount of money involved. The ball is tampered with for sure, would probably explode when hit or something"

he puts it down before moving towards the big cannon-like thing made of cardboard and throws in some dry ice. He aims it at the girls and pulls the elastic cover behind it before letting it go making a Circle of smoke float towards the girls. Some of the more smokey guys looked unimpressed at it but the rest of them seemed to have liked it very much.

Coldfire pauses the video and gives his viewers a suspicious grin as he says "We all know why some of them weren't impressed, isn't that right chat" he raises his eyebrows up and down like a cartoon as the chat says.

*Durablade: Those rings look familiar*.

*Cutletrider: The good old days*

*Nominalloser: We all know what that is?(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)*

*jermitax: Come on guys what is it?*

*Kinaravinara: @jermitax Don't bother, it's nothing*

Peter then approaches the wall and talks about how it works "What it does is that it captures the UV light that is thrown at it, so anything that comes in the way" he stood in front of the light and turned it on, making a loud flash go off.

As he stepped away he told the people that have arrived for the party "So we can kind of create a picture of a silhouette if you try hard enough" As soon as he said that a couple of the kids led by a tan girl approached the wall and closed the blinds that have been set up by Peter.

Now that the last bunch of people are left Peter turns to them and says "I got nothing for you guys" and they say "Can we watch you work?" Peter nods and walks towards the chemistry lab before he says "Aunt May you can give the camera to Ned, I hope you can set up the Party for me, I wouldn't know a thing about parties" with a pitiful expression on his face. The chat who were moved by the crocodile tears of the kid commented.

*Crookedrecoil: Poor kid, probably didn't get invited to any parties*

*Nominaloser: I know that feeling all too well*

*Kinaravinara: I hope the party is successful for him*

But Coldfire wasn't moved one bit as he pressed a finger upon the bridge of his nose as if he were pushing some glasses up even though he had none as he numbles out "I thought the forbidden techniques were hidden but now that he has revealed them to the whole world, let me tell you about it chat"

*Kingofkingdom: What is happening?"

*Durablade: What forbidden technique*

*Gingergreen: the time has come for the world to know*

*Jermitax: I thought we had time but...sigh*

*Kinaravinara: What the fuck is happening?*

Coldfire smirked as he explained "Peter is using the forbidden technique of using his insecurities as a bargaining tool in front of his guardians" Coldfire gave Peter a calculating look as he whispered "And I know he is a master from the way he doesn't use too much of it but just the right amount. You are watching a master at work, salute chat🫡"

*Maniac1820: 🫡*

*J_Otter_06: 🫡*

*Captaincrocs: 🫡*

*Blindsenpai: 🫡*

*Brusbus: 🫡*

*Crookedrecoil: 🫡*

*Amazonianproportions: 🫡*

*Kanaravinara: 🫡*

*Gargantuangrey: 🫡*

*Durablade: 🫡*

*Kamihamihomie: 🫡*

*Jermitax: 🫡*

*Gingergreen: 🫡*

*Kingofkingdom: 🫡*

*Nominaloser: 🫡*

Coldfire watched as Ned moved through each group to see what they were doing the baseball was the first and Coldfire watched as the Ball moved in impossible trajectories after it is pitched making it hard for the batters to hit "What kind of Black magic sorcery is this?" Coldfire asked and magically Ned seems to have heard it as he whispered into the camera "I coded the Ball so that whenever it comes close to contacting the microchip inside the bat it changes trajectory at just the right angle to look like the ball passed through the bat" Coldfires jaw hung open as he watched closely to see how it h,appens.

The ball seems to curve around the bat just when it's about to be hit, like two magnets of the same poles being put together Coldfire commented nervously as he watched the ball curve once more "Hope this doesn't come into MLB" the chat seemed to agree with it too as they said.

*Blindsenpai: with the correct training you can do this with a normal ball too*

*Amazonianproportions: @Blindsenpai Don't scare me man, I am a fan of MLB and I don't want it to be ruined*

*Captaincrocs: that is cool as fuck*

The camera moves on towards the smoke rings where they seemed to have found two tables and plastic cups. They were trying to see who can make the biggest tower as the smoke keeps hitting the cups, making the towers fall. Coldfire smiled so wide his jaw hurt as he said "The next time I'm bored at a party, I am playing a game like that chat*

*Jigglyjuggle: Yeah that would be a great game to play while drunk*

*Bangeroar: I wouldn't even playthe game, I'll just fire the smoke at them*

The video continues towards the wall and the girls and guys seem to be making a painting with the UV light by lighting specific places and leaving the others dark, the painting was halfway done but they could already see what it would look like at the end. Coldfires eyes shined as he said "I need something like that in my home, maybe I can contact that girl that seems to be the leader of said group"