Me, ben and V made the video together with a lot of fun involved as we laughed at the absurdity of my video and we had to get the police involved and even the DHS (department of homeland security) had to be involved somehow.
I had to include V in the video as she kept on bugging me about it, i had to complete the editing by the end of the day and uploaded the video before hitting the bed.
-ButterGod POV-
Buttergod wanted to kill his chat for putting him up for this, i mean who the fuck makes a challenge that he'll steam 10 minutes for everytime 100 dollars is donated, Oh he knows who? It's him.
27 hours in with a lot of money that he's going to donate to a charity buttergod was done with his chat "Ok chat I'm fucking dying, so let's make a deal right now. If i find a really good video, you can vote on whether i can turn of the stream or not"
Dryice /Fine let's give him a chance/
Inginium /You can count on these rich assholes in chat to kill someone for the fun of it/
Rightyleftyloosy /@inginium it's all for charity/
Rightyleftyloosy /@inginium and also for tax evasion/
Buttergod: "Ok so i got a chance to save myself from this hell so let's search for it shall we" buttergod starts looking around for any video that can gain the majority of the peoples approval to help him stop the stream.
After searching for a long time and coming up empty buttergod notices a notification at the top and clicks on it to find superiornerd uploaded a video in the middle of the night, so he decided to open the video with the title 'The worlds brightest flashlight'.
The video starts with peter standing there looking through his emails on a monitor, before turning to the camera and saying "So what we are doing right now is buying a 3d printer as we would have to do some...3d printing. Anyway, it would be a whole lot easier for us to make whatever we want" the video then shifts to peter again but in a lab coat behind a table as uncle ben asks "So, what are we making today?" and peter explains "We are making a bigger and better version of something that already exists" as he pulls out a gigantic flashlight.
Uncle ben can be heard sighing as he said, "how much did it cost to make that?" here peters face goes unnaturally stunned and fake as he says with a wide fake smile on his face "It was actually completely free as it was sponsored by gifly. Gifly is a coupon market for buyers and sellers alike, in gifly's market you can take coupons left in it by people who didn't want them in the first place and you can also leave coupons you didn't want in it for others to take..."
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Buttergod looked at the sponsorship segment and exclaimed in disbelief "CHAT why does it feel like he is being forced at gun point to say those words?"
Freebrid /Blink twice if you want to escape/
Racing_time /Oh god the sponsors are going to die after seeing this/
"...downloading the app doesn't require any money and you can buy ads free premium version at..."
Friedchick /He's still going somehow/
Richierich /but not for long/
Just as they thought he was going to pull through uncle ben said in an uncertain tone "Peter you don't have to force yourself to do this, I'll--ill try to find a way, i don't know how but i'll try" Uncle Ben's support made many people in the chat tear up.
Timmytimtim /Wish i had an uncle ben in my life/
Daftpunk /i am not crying your crying/
Englishman's_ass /Didn't he become like really big on YouTube, why does he not have money for a 3d printer/
Richierich /@Englishman's_ass the money won't be in his hand until it's the end of the month, soo sponsor time it is/
Dryice /maybe we can donate to him/
Just as the chat wanted to discuss about starting a go fund me for him, peters voice can be heard saying "No, no I can do this, I just had to say all that before I can say what I actually think about it and I think it's a very good app you can use for discount coupons" this time peter didn't have to recite a script as he gave his genuine opinion on the brand that sponsored him.
Freebrid /this one felt a lot more genuine; I'll try to help him/
Dryice /And the app is a good one too/
Richierich /let's download the app, to show support. I'll download it even though i don't need it/
Englishman's_ass /@Richierich we know you rich, you don't have to run it in/
Buttergod mutters to himself "fucking chat doesn't ever bother helping me but now they wanna act like saints."
After the sponsor segment was over peter started explaining "So, a normal flashlight can light up this much of space..." as he used a flashlight in a dark room "...now the light is measured in the form of lumens as in the amount of space a light source can cover, and the average flashlight emits about 100 lumens. However, any 'good' flashlight worth buying will be greater than 1,000 lumens."
Peter then slaps the big, thick flashlight he made and says, "this bad boy can emit at least 100,000 lumens that can reach up to 4,269 feet into the sky and you might be thinking how the heck does this nerd now how high it can reach, puh-uh please, that's an estimate i made according to my calculations."
The video cuts to peter calling someone as uncle ben asks "peter who are you calling?" peter shushes with his finger as he says "the cops" uncle ben exclaims in "what, why what happened?" peter looked like he was explaining something that 1st graders should have known "well this thing can blind someone in an instant and I want to point it at the sky so of course i need to ask for permission" the video cuts again to peter putting the phone down as uncle ben asks "So, what happened?" peter with the most deadpan face a man can muster said "they said 'fuck you, call the DEA if you wanna prank people about this' "
Dryice /AHAHAHAHA Man's really said stop playing/
Richierich / Why call the DEA? /
Friedchick /@Richierich because my rich friend, this thing might hit some poor flight if what he is claiming is true/
Buttergod was stunned at hearing government involvement and said "Chat looks like he got the government involved in a fucking YouTube video ahahahha"
Uncle ben once again yelled at peter "if you go on like this, aunt may will bring back the swear jar again" peter can be seen shuddering at the thought of the accursed swear jar and it's unfair extortion of hard earned money so he held back his fear as he said "it was exactly what the operator said" uncle ben relents and says "fine" and his nephew can be seen taking a breath before he calls someone again but this time the video cuts to him putting the phone down with a smile as he says "we got permission".
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The chat was too stunned to speak before they exploded.
Inginium /The fuck/
Rightyleftyloosy /How did he do that? /
Timmytimtim /Is he lying or something? /
Racing_time /bribes are so open nowadays/
Rightyleftyloosy /What did he say to make them agree? /
Buttergods eyes popped out of his eyes and hanged 'out of order' signs in his emty eye holes and went on a vacation "is he in the mafia? Chat is he in the mafia? How did he do that so quick?"
Uncle ben seemed to be of the same opinion as he exclaimed "How?" and peter answered with a sweet innocent smile "Oh, i know an officer named Aaron Davis and he said this can be considered payback for something that happened before."