Rumors spread quickly about ‘Joe Smith’ handing out Halloween candies ‘as a daily cure for everything.’

Doctors confirmed the candies contained non-replicable nanotechnology that prevented disease, cured cancer, healed injuries, and restored organs and limbs.

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‘Joe’ disappeared ...

On Thanksgiving Day, ‘Joe’ landed in a saucer and declared, “People of Earth, I’ve come to bring you a year’s supply of the candies!”

“What’s your price?” asked a reporter.

“We only ask for 50% of your population as a trade.”

“Why?” asked another reporter.

“We’ve cured all, but we’re hungry ...”

The people of Earth gathered annually to celebrate the feast.