Reporter Robert Jenkins interviewed archeologist Dr. Susanne Jung:

“Doctor Jung, why stone tablets? They’re a lot of work, and they’ll take an immense amount of storage space.”

“Well, Robert, ancient tablets have lasted for ages. They’re our only way to be certain.”

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“Certain of what, Professor?”

“That our knowledge will be saved.”

“But, what about our holographic and digital archives?”

Susanne chuckled and shook her head.

Decades later …

Millions of alien drones came out of a wormhole—saturating Earth with lasers, ionizing radiation, and EMPs—all of human history was erased, except for piles of stone tablets buried underground.