Post-debate, the alien stepped away … while their human opponent stood behind a podium and spouted repetitive and crazier conspiracy theories.

“They’ll eat you all! I’ve seen their cookbooks!”

The alien entered the saucer.

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“Do people believe this nonsense?”

“Unfortunately, yes,” answered a human consultant.

“How can we convince them we’re vegetarians?”

“You will never convince them …”

“So, it’s hopeless?”

“Not at all.” The consultant held an object in their palm.

“And that is?” asked the alien.

“It’s a Knowledge Crystal. Eventually, everyone will get implants.”

“How do you know that?”

“It’s also the best way to shop …”