An enormous alien spaceship entered the solar system, then orbited Earth.

“People of Earth, we’ve come as a response to your welcoming messages!”

Meanwhile, at One-Earth United Space Force headquarters:

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“Send patrols!” commanded General Ferguson. “This could be an invasion!”

“No! They must’ve contacted the Voyager probes,” said astronomer Dr. Jones. “Let them land.”

The council agreed with Jones.

A team of scientists awaited their arrival.

The alien spaceship landed, and its ramp lowered down …

Out came thousands of aliens dressed in human-like costumes, singing and dancing to popular music.

“Oh no!” said Jones. “They’re an invasion of groupies!”