And I’m ready for some action!

Although I was one of the first user, I spent quite a good time in the creation of my avatar, so when I looked around, there was a sea of people. I was astonished with the quality of the game and the appearance of the people around me. Being the lesser geek that I am I couldn’t help but simply stay there with my mouth wide open staring at everything, at least until felt some weak pain on my skin ( meaning, it felt like my skin was fucking on fire).

Holy shit! I screamed as I ran around on pain until I noticed a pop-up saying:

You have been afflicted with sunburn due to your albinism trait

*author’s note

(I’m taking a chance here, the table didn’t show in the preview even if it was exactly like the guide, so I hope it works.)

Why did I chose that trait? Anyway, after noticing the weird floating table on my face I quickly ran to the closest building. It turned out to be the Adventurer’s guild. It was also crowded with people inside of it, since like me they were clueless about almost everything inside of the game and were trying to get some information there.

I already knew almost everything that I had to know at such low level because I read the manual, but since I was already inside and I didn’t know the location of the buildings I needed to go, I gently (forcefully) opened a path in that sea of people to the balcony, there I approached the gentleman working in there like this.

Being the sexiest as I could, I gently touched my boobs on the balcony and said with my most luscious voice:

Oh! I’m sorry to bother you but could you please tell me where I can find the library?

He completely ignored. As if I was not even there, he simply skipped me and walked to the person next to me. That made so mad, that as loud as I could, I "said":

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EXCUSE ME!

After that he finally approached me. In his face was the grimmest smile a person could manage, and he said:

Ma'am, you ain’t going to manage to seduce me with that appearance. You’re pale as ghost, your boobs are not even that big to do the move you were trying to do and you’re demon. You guys are known by tricking people into doing what you want (those words hit me like a cold waterfall). You’d have to be at least like that to seduce me.

Then he pointed to a girl in the back that had huge boobs, clearly customized because it’d be humanly inaccurate to have such huge boobs being as skinny as she was. Not only that, she was all modified, it was impossible to be that pretty unless she was some kind of model (The pain of that comparison! Remove this dagger from my heart!)

Realizing I wouldn’t get anything trying to be sexy, I normally said:

That’s enough alright? Just tell me where I can find the damn library.

Showing me a map, he pointed to a point near the walls of the city and said that’s where the library was.

So I said:

Go try to fuck that ugly cow them, and thank you for the information.

With that I left the building, and checked the map to see where I had to go, but only briefly, because after a few seconds my skin started to burn as hell and I had to run, screaming like a lady in fire (which at least I felt like) to the library. That was it, the face people were making to me while I ran were the end of my sexy demon lady act, and they would never forget the crazy running demon ghost lady.

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See what i did?

Being a demon isn't going to make anything easier to her.

Oh! And i wrote this while i had a killing headache, so I'm sorry if it isn't good