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Ch5 - Sneaky Snek

Ch5 - Sneaky Snek

(Authors Notes)

Sorry for the delay guys, forgot it was Halloween and had already made plans.

I promise you guys to atleast give you 1 chapter a day, if possible more.

(End of Author Notes)

Oh NO. Quick what do I do?

I know I'll cry as loud as I can.

It's not working, at least not fast enough

It's taking a stance to strike at me.

Is this the end for me?

I didn't even get a chance.

I'm sorry Blue.

...

I-I'll ha-handle this.

*...*

[STOP RIGHT THERE!]

Who's that?

[IT IS I, SNAKE GOD.]

Really?

[I AM THE ONE WHO ASK QUESTIONS.]

Sowrry.

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?]

Jusst passsing by, don't mind me.

[GET AWAY FROM THAT BABY!]

Why? I'm on a misssion. Isss good.

[DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO EAT HIM!]

[GO AWAY NOW, OR ELSE YOU WILL TASTE MY WRATH.]

Don't Worry. I sssimply have to bite him. Isss all.

Won't eat him. I am good snek.

Am ssso curioussss

I'll just boop my ssnoot in hisss busssinessss

... Do not mind me

I Am Just SNEAKY SNEK

[THAT'S IT YOU ARE GETTING IT.]

Huh?

*Ting*

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You have been targeted with system's wrath for 'Defying the law of God'. Your life will be in danger.

Due to abruptly defying the status system. Your body will undergo in backlash. Effect 'FAINT' has been applied and the length of status has been increased. Various other effects may apply for disobedience.

Time remaining : 3 Hrs

What'sss thisss- Backlasssh? Even the time of the statusss iss increasssed. Is thisss for Defying the law of God?

*Ting*

Due to backlash new status effects have been applied. Your body has become weak. New status 'WEAK' has been inflicted with 3 hours duration. The countdown

Time remaining : 3 Hrs

One more? Increase the time and 'FAINT' wasn't enough? You still want to torture me? What’s with this unreasonable system? If my sisters came here, wouldn’t they suffered this kind of unfair!? Damn! Why did they has to suffer this? This is just-

*Ting* *Ting* *Ting* *Ting* *Ting* *Ting* *Ting* *Ting*

The more I tried to remain my conssscious, the worssse the backlasssh got, and I was hit with many negative statussss. Before I knew it, I lossst concioussnesss.

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"Brother~ *Sob* brother. Where are you? I'm sscared *Sob* save me-"

"Brother~ I don't want to die. Hurry and help me. Please come here-""

I sssee my ssiblingss crying. Why are they crying?

Sso, I sssee. Is this what’s going to happen if I dissobey? Are they going to keep crying like this? What can I do to ssave them?

I always talk about being a good snek and being the sneakiesst. However, what can I actually do? I can't do anything, can I? I'm weak. I'm too weak. I ssaid I would protect them, but what can I do?

*Ting*

Due to your disobedience to the system, several status effects have been casted on you.

Status 'Depressed', 'Drunk', 'Confused', 'Illusion', 'Bleeding', 'Hypnotized', 'Paralyzed', 'Weak', 'Muted', and 'Fainted' have been added.

*sob* I-Im sowry siblinss, I'm too weak...

*...*

I'm scared, that snake is about to strike me...

...

Huh?

It's wavering to the side, it looks drunk.

What's this?!

Did it just drop dead? What's going on? Blue, was that you?

...

I'm going to get in so MUCH trouble for this!

Why? What's going on? Talk me okay.

Well, the snake was going to pounce at you and kill you.

So I had to stop it, but I'm not allowed to directly interfere with the world's inhabitants.

What did you do to it?

I marked it as a disrupter of the system, got him punish by inflicting negative status on him.

Is it dead?

No. It should just be sleeping, although it's greatly weakened.

Well, in that case it's still a treat. I don't know when my parents will return, or if anyone may come here to save me.

How long do we have until it wakes up?

Hmm... Around 3 hours, why do you ask?

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We have to kill it before that happens.

WHAT? NO. I CAN'T DO THAT!

I ALREADY DID TOO MUCH, ANYMORE AND I MIGHT GET PUNISHED!

It's okay. Calm down Blue. I'll fix this. You just try to calm down.

*hyperventilating*

Hey, DON'T do that. Slow calm breaths only.

Breath In. Breath Out.

Hey just hang in there, I'll try to crawl and look for a sharp rock.

I struggle to turn around, after some minutes I finally flip on my fours. I take a long time and a lot of strength but I on my legs and hands.

+1 Strength

Ignoring that I continue to struggle until I reach the shack's flimsy door. Although it's not very heavy or even sturdy it will still be a pain to push open. It seems to be stuck. This will be hard.

I push against it with all my strength, I put my everything in this push, but it's barely budging.

...

....

I spent like an hour or so pushing that door but it finally creaks open.

For opening a stuck door with insufficient Strength you gain 5 Strength.

Finally. I start to crawl on the dirt looking for a suitable rock. It takes really long, but I eventually find a suitable rock. It's small enough for me to carry and hold, but it's sharp enough to hopefully cut through it's skin.

As I start crawling away it hits me. I wont have ENOUGH strength to kill that snake. Even if I strike it with this sharp rock I won't have the strength to make it pierce deep into it's scales.

... But... Maybe

Perhaps if I get a second rock, and a heavy one. I could drop it on the first rock after I stab the sharp end against it scales. Maybe the weight and speed of the heavy rock striking against the other rock will push on the first rock and succeed in inflicting a lethal would.

Or at least it will die because of bleeding itself out or from the head trauma caused by the impact's shock.

Then...

I'll need another rock...

A HEAVY one if I am to split it's neck.

Even so I can barely crawl with this rock, I'll return for another one later.

*Ting*

For predicting and solving your own problems before they even happened you gain 5 Intelligence.

I have to hurry, I don't have to long. If the snake wakes up before I kill it or if the status effect is weakening to much as time progresses then I'll be screwed.

Crawling as at the fastest pace possible I make it to the knock-out snake. I attempt stabbing the rock multiple times until it finally gets stuck.

Now the hard part.

I crawl back outside, this time I move slowly to conserve my strength. As I search around I finally find a heavy rock.

Unfortunately I cant lift it, and pushing it as I crawl wont work.

I need to do something else...

A STICK.

I'll use a long and sturdy stick for leverage to make the rock roll the way I want.

But... I'll have to crawl away from my house to search for it...

...

I will do it.

If I don't try I will never succeed.

...

....

An so I went on my brave journey away from my yard in search of the legendary "Stick". Only a true hero may wield it and with such they may vanquish evil with it.

I may be no hero, but I'm the baby this shack deserves.

I am BATMAN!

...

Okay. Now you are being silly.

I left you alone to calm myself like you said, but when I return you are just playing around.

You ALREADY opened the door just crawl away. You don't have to kill the snake.

Look, I have to do this. Why?

Because I'm scarred, that's why.

Then just GET AWAY! Don't take Unnecessary risks.

If I don't kill it now when I can, I will regret this forever.

...

I don't want to be so weak and helpless.

I only manage to survive because you broke the rules to save me. I will never forget your kindness, but if I don't kill the snake, even if you were the one who to it down, I will always haunt me down.

I Have To Do This.

...

I'm just playing around to try to calm myself down, to keep my anxiousness from distracting me.

So please just let me do this.

I have to.

Okay, I will trust you in this.

...

As I was talking with Blue I almost looked over a very sturdy looking stick on the floor. Picking it up I realize it wasn't to heavy for me. Ecstatic at my own finding, I quickly return back the yard around the shack.

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I then go searching for a big rock, after half an hour I finally find one.

I commence rolling it back home, along the way my arms and legs started hurting but I continued on. I fell down many so many times, and cut all over my hands and knees.

Hmm... What's taking my family so long to get here?

...

....

.....

That took way to LONG, but I finally got the big rock inside the shack.

Now... I just need to

Almost there...

Oh... Damn...

....

The smell is HORRIBLE...

*Ting*

Level Up

*Ting*

Level Up

...

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After resting for a bit and then dragging away the evidence, I can finally rest at home. Although I still have bruises on myself, I doubt my family will know from where they come from. Hopefully that will teach them to leave a new born alone, by itself.

On to more calm and peaceful days.

I hope.